Things You'd Never Hear them Say EVER: Ch 4 Hiei.
Hey it's been a while, but I've been working on other fics, and I want to get them down before I forget them so sorry for the wait and hope you enjoy.
Victim 4: Hiei Jaganshi
" OH MY GOD, I broke a nail"
" I have a secret obsession with kitties, bunnies, flowers, other soft a cuddly things, and cute boy bands"
" Cussing is a sign of weakness, so I don't do it," skip, skip, skip
" ALL I WANT IN THIS WORLD IS WORLD PEACE AND HARMONY, is that so much to ask for,"
" Oh Kuwabara I'm sorry for calling you an idiot, moron and other cruel names, I hope you can forgive me, and you can have Yukina I don't mind one bit"
" Yusuke lets go out, I think we should go to the soup kitchen to help the needy,"
" Oh dear, Kurama hun, can you take me to the saloon, I need another facial,"
" I'm going shopping with the girls a.k.a Botan, Keiko, Yukina, and Atsuko, don't wait up,"
" I'll give up fighting to pursue my true dream, to become miss Universe, uh I mean Mister"
" I'M GAY, seriously"
" I love all the good things in the world,"
" Hey Kurama do I look better in pink, or red,"
" I wonder if my jagan likes blue eye shadow"
" Oh no sweets, I'm trying to cut down, I want to lose 10 pounds by next month,"
" What's the point in having Dragon of the darkness flame when it can't even start up a grill,"
" Oh My god, that man stole my purse, someone stop that man, I'll stay here and scream my head off,"
" Oh the heat is bad for my complexion, turn it down or my make up will melt,"
" THAT WAS A SIXTY DOLLAR PURSE, give it back already,"
" I think my hair would like nice if I dyed it pink,"
" I dear that man still hasn't come back with my purse, I'll just stay here until he gives it back,"
" In the meantime I'll file my nails,"
This chapter is longer because in my opinion, its easier to figure out what Hiei will not say, basically everything a girly girl will say (no offense) I'm not that girly but ok, well see you later. Next Victim: Botan