Sorry about the wait, I've been working on my newest story, The Fox and the Hound. So all of you who hate me sorry. well let's get on with it, by the way this chapter has cussing, because I doubt Botan will cuss too much if at all
Victim 5: Botan
" Life is pointless, so why not just jump of a building to end it all"?
" AH THE LIGHT IT BURNS,"
" Damn you Koenma, why don't I shove my oar up your $$"
" Go to hell Keiko, Yukina, and Shizuru, I'm not in the mood for beeping shopping"
" SCREW YOU KURAMA, WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU TO THE NETHERWOLRD RIGHT HERE AND NOW" (someone's angry)
"Up yours Hiei, I don't give a damn about your beeping sister, I'll tell her right now, and I doubt you can torture me, oh Yukina,"
" Wait up Kuwabara, I have to burn you with a cigarette, or a few dozen"
" Screw this bubbly happy crap, I'm going to be the grim reaper, the real one, you know skeleton, dark cloak, scythe, BEWARE HUMANS DEATH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, MUAHAHAHAHA" (someone's high)
" BURN SPIRIT WORLD, BURN MUWHAHAHAHA, you're next human world"
Whacks Koenma with oar " whoops Koenma, you're a toddler, and I mistaken you for a piñata, now hold still so I can accidentally mistake you for that Ronald McDonald guy who's been on my list to kill for 3 years,"
" I wonder what it would be like if I drowned Yusuke in a lake, nah too easy,"
" Is Kuwabara even capable of thinking, god, you'd think he only has 4 brain cells, one for fighting, another for eating, one for all his vocabulary, and the last for Yukina, what a moron"
" Like I care about your needs, go die and make the world a better place," (addressing it to a child who is asking for a donation for the cancer research fund)
" You think Kurama will mind I post a picture of him on e-bay and say, his virginity is for sale, HAHAHA, like I give a damn,"
Kurama walks into room " Yo Kurama I just put your virginity up for auction, damn you got 300 hits after 40 seconds,"
" I just want to tie Hiei to a pole, and burn him at stake, dancing around him saying "HE BE A WITCH IN DISGUISE AS AN ABNORMALLY SHORT BOY" oh the suffering"
" You no what, instead of retrieving the people on the list to retrieve, I'll just retrieve everyone else," (in other words she's going to leave the people who are supposed to be dead alone, and get everyone who is alive, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES)
Again sorry about the wait, I got tips from Lord of the dark Fluffiness, and others where from what I expected my friend would say, she's so optimistic and cheerful.
Next Victim : The Spirit world ruler himself, Koenma