Things You'd Never Hear them say EVER

Chapter 7: Genkai

My last Chapter, at the bottom there is an explanation and please help.

" Hello Yusuke, would you care for a cookie, and some milk, or would you prefer some tea instead,"

" I'm sorry dear, I'm a little deaf in my right ear, could you please squat down and talk slowly in my left one,"

" Don't worry there's no such thing as demons, you don't have to worry sweet heart,"

" Oh my, Kuwabara dear, are you all right, please don't frighten me like that, I'll get a heart attack that way don't you, be more careful okay,"

" Kurama, its not safe to play with deadly and or man-eating plants, you should focus more on studying or getting yourself a good girlfriend"

" Hiei, you little rascal, don't you know using sharp, lethal objects, and using forces of darkness are extremely dangerous, young man, I advise you to stop it at once"

" Uh, pardon me for saying, but you have a stain on your shirt, please allow me to remove it with my extra, super secret and fabulous, detergent,"

" You, naughty boy, don't go and make fun someone just because she is older then you, I'll have you know, I don't appreciate such disrespect"

" I'm too old for this, someone please carry me to the nearest retirement home, so that I may spend the rest of my years knitting, enjoying bingo night, flirting with old men, and remembering what I did wrong in my life"

" Tell me, when does bingo night begin, by the way"

" Has anyone seen my dentures,"? (those teeth people have that you can pull out and use to attack complete strangers with because they bite, hard)

" I can't see without my darn glasses, Yusuke be a dear and fetch them for me,"

" HELP, THIS MAN IS HARASSING ME FOR MY PURSE, SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE, LITTLE OLD ME," (psh yea right like Genkai would say that, not even for 2000 bucks, well maybe)

" Where are those blasted bloomers" (bloomers are undergarments aka underwear, that resemble puffy short, and normally old people wear them, or so far the people I know who wear them)

" I hope one of those nice little whipper snappers, (translated: boy scouts) come to help me across this big old busy street,"

" I'm sad, my 27 cats are dead, and worse, I never found a husband or raise a family like I planned when I was young, sigh, oh well at least I have Yusuke" (there's a thought, I can use for all the bad times in my life, HAHAHA)

Sorry I'm not good at saying what sweet old ladies will say, for you see my grandma likes to watch wrestling and threaten people who give me problems ( GO GRANDMA) so I don't really know, but I hope this is good. Oh and sorry to everyone but this is my last chapter, because I'm completely out of ideas : (

Gomendasai ( I'm sorry) well thank you to all you reader, if you can help me out I can probably add more, but I'm out.

- Miharu aka author