Chapter 15
Ailias, Lee, and Kurama are in Koenma's office as the toddler shifted through a stack of papers.
"Eh, toddler? Are we here for a reason?" Ailias asked.
"I'm bored." Lee said randomly.
"Yes. Okay, a group of demons has escaped Makai and come into the human world. You have to go and stop them." Koenma speeched.
"And how do we find them?" Kurama asked.
"Yeah? How? Huh? Huh!" Lee said, getting closer to Koenma's face over the desk as she said each word. Then she flipped over the desk, continued, crawled under, and stood by Ailias again. "It's a conspiracy." She whispered darkly.
"Kit, you're blathering again." Ailias said calmly, placing a hand into Lee's head.
"Huh! How do you know? Do you stalk me? Then you should know what I'm going to say!" Lee shouted at the older girl.
"You will say, 'No one expects the Spanish inquisition!'" Ailias shouted into Lee's ear then cuffed her against the side of the head. "Now, kit, calm down."
"Fine." Lee mumbled.
"Toddler, how are we supposed to find them?" Kurama asked again.
"They are going to school as to not arouse suspicion from the human police." Koenma explains.
"What school?" Ailias asked.
"Meiou High." Koenma said simply.
"My school?" Kurama said.
"Sweet! I'm going to school! The teachers are doomed! For let us sing the doomed song!" Lee cried. She started to dance around the edge of the room, singing the doom song.
"As I can see how kit and Kurama will get in, what am I going to do?" Ailias asked suspiciously.
"You're going to be a teacher." Koenma smiled.
"Right." Ailias sighed, then grabbed Lee by the scruff of the neck of her shirt and dragged her from the room, Kurama following.
Later! In Meiou High School!
"Hello, this is Lee Kurai. And this is Ms. Ailias Kurai. She's the new teacher. They are from America." Kurama explained to the principal.
"Do they speak Japanese?" The principal asked Kurama.
"Yes, sir. Quite fluently." Ailias interrupted.
"Oh, yes. Aw! What a cute little girl!" The principal said, crouching in front of Lee.
"I am not cute, I am not little, I am going to give you hell if you call me it again." Lee said in a flat, deadpan voice.
"A young lady like yourself shouldn't use language like that!" He scolded her.
"You are so dead." Lee growled, slicing his torso off.
"And why did you do that?" Kurama asked her.
"He insulted me." Lee growled.
"By calling you cute?" Kurama raised an eyebrow.
"Yes."
"So, I guess I'm the new principal, eh?" Ailias asked blankly.
"Yes, but we're going to have to give you human forms.
"Fine, as long as it ain't cute and little." Lee snuffed.
Lee grew a few inches and got human ears as her tail disappeared. She had black hair and kept her lavender eyes. She had a baseball cap, a pair of jeans, and a t-shirt. Ailias, on the other hand, got shorter. She had brown eyes and her hair was in a bun. Her tail disappeared and her clothes changed to an open suit top with pants and a dress shirt. She looked at the taller Lee and raised an eyebrow.
"I guess I can't call you imouto anymore."
"You betcha."
"Class is going to start soon." Kurama said to the two girls.
"I'm stuck here so you two go ahead." Ailias shrugged.
"Kay, Kayz!"
In the classroom! (I still love cut scenes!) Niki… you scare me sometimes. Sigh…
"Class," A bald man, dude … thing… BAKA! Again, the word I'm looking for… I need a new vocabulary. Any who, "We have a new student today." He said in a deep, unemotional voice. "Please welcome, Lee Kurai. Miss Kurai, please sit next to the smarty-pants with red hair. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha…. I made a funny."
"He dyes his hair." Lee mumbled, then Kurama walked up, bonked her on the head and dragged her back to the seat.
"Quiet you." He whispered to her.
"Why?" Lee asked rather loudly. Kurama smacked himself in the face, leaving his hand there.
"Miss Kurai," Mr. Bald Man as Lee had now named him said, "Please, don't interrupt the lesson." Lee looked at him blankly. She turned to Kurama.
"We're supposed to learn here?" He nodded. Lee began to laugh hysterically and Kurama slapped his hand over her mouth and left it there until Mr. Bald Man's class was over.
Back in the office…
"Ms. Kurai, we caught a student running in the halls." The secretary led a young boy into her office.
"So, running in the halls are we?" Ailias smirked at the already nervous boy.
"Ma'am, I have a good explanation."
"Of course you do, now tell me, why were you running in the halls?" Ailias smiled, rather evilly.
"Uh….!" He froze.
"Were you late?" Ailias asked calmly, too calmly.
"Uh-huh." He mumbled.
"Okay, get to class, or whatever you were late for. Move it! Don't be too late now." Ailias said shoving him out the door. "Ya heard me, ya got my permission to run as fast as ya bloody can."
"Thank you!" He called back, running down the hall.
"Ms. Kurai! What are you doing?" The secretary asked.
"He's supposed to be learning, right? So he's gotta get there as fast as he can ta get that education." Ailias shrugged and went back into the office.
In the cafeteria with the homies! Happiness! (We're too jumpy… what cha looking at? Niki? You just gargled inside your Pepsi… Ok…No, that's not music… I'm leaving… STOP LICKING YOURSELF!) It tastes good…
"There is this awesome new principal! She told me to run in the hall!" A boy told his friends eagerly.
"How old is she?" Another guy asked.
"Young enough, for someone who likes older women. She's hot!" He replied.
"I shouldn't have to hear that about nee-san.." Lee mumbled.
"Well, she's adapting nicely." Kurama shrugged and led Lee to the table he usually sat at. A few minutes later, the Suuichi fan club showed up.
"Hello Suuichi!" They said in perfect harmony.
"Hello, ladies." He replied.
"Who's this?" The lead girl asked, looking at Lee.
"I'm your DOOM!" Lee said menacingly, and then let out a trollish squeak. They drew back a step. Kurama eyed her nervously.
"Lee, you can't be their doom. You're already Ailias's doom." Kurama sweat dropped.
"But DOOMING is fooon! (Fun)" Lee cried, latching onto Kurama. The girls shrieked and pulled her off and dragged her to the corner.
"You dare to latch onto our Suuichi! You must pay!" They cried in a strangely harpish way.
"Excuse me, but I do believe that you are picking on my sister." Ailias said calmly from her lowered place beside the leader's ear. They leapt back in unison. Ailias straightened. From their place, the girls saw a pack of guys behind the corner, drooling stupidly. "I will have to ask if you'll come with me."
"I don't have to listen to you! My father's the principal." The leader huffed.
"Was, my dear. I am the principal now. When I'm done, you'll wish that I had stuffed you in a broom closet." Ailias smirked evilly. She grabbed the girl's arm and pulled her away, the flock of Suuichi worshippers following obediently. "Okay, my dears. You will scrub the boys bathroom. Oh yes, and you," She pointed to the lead girl, "will clean the toilets and urinals."
"Ugh! With what exactly?"
"I thought that'd be apparent. Your toothbrushes duh." Ailias left and spotted her fan club and walked over. "Hello, may I ask what you're doing?"
"Ugh, ah, uh." The youngest boy went. Ailias looked at him, bent over to his level, and smiled.
"Nice to meet you. Now run along, literally." She stood up and walked away. The youngest boy, looked at her then fell over with a nosebleed. "That's too easy."
Back with Lee and Kurama:
"So how the hell are we supposed to find these damn demons anywayz?" A very pissed Lee complains to Kurama.
"I don't know…"
"Guys, I took care of it." Ailias said. "The dorks were stalking me."
"They tried to hurt you?" Lee cried.
"No, they were in my fan club."Ailias muttered, a light blush on her face.
"The fugitives were in your fan club?" Kurama asked.
"Listen, I gotta go." Ailias left. Lee blinked.
"My sister's a playgirl…." Lee said shocked.
"I am not!" Came the yell. Suddenly the intercom came to life.
"Hello students, ":Ailias's voice came on, "This is Principal Ailias Kurai. As you know, I'm new. So I decided that I wanted a welcoming party. Everyone in the auditorium, five minutes. Oh, and teachers? There's a surprise in the lounge, and don't give any homework."
"What is she doing!" Kurama shouted startled.
"I know, I know! I gotta go!" Lee shouted, running fro the auditorium.
"What the hell is going on?" Kurama demanded.
In the auditorium!
There were excited murmurs coming from the crowd of students in their seats. Suddenly Ailias walked on stage with a mike.
"Hey everybody! I'm sorry, but I can't let you watch a movie. Don't got one. On the other hand…" Ailias trailed off as the curtain opened and Lee jumped on stage. Her hair tips dyed blood red and up in the strangest style. She had a silver vest, black top, black skirt, and silver boots. Her guitar is black with red flames. Her fox ears and tail were back and dyed red at the tips. "Lee here, will play while I get ready." Evil smirk as Lee started. She played hard rock and listened to the students roar and jump from their seats. She finished up and watched as Ailias came back.
Ailias had her long white hair down in a low ponytail with the tips dyed dark blue. She was wearing a leather trench coat, a small leather skirt, a leather top, anda thick belt. She had a white headband on and a whip tied to her belt. A black guitar with blue flames was on her back. She smirked then looked to the side of the stage behind the curtain. She mouthed, "Come on pretty boy." She waited for a second before she took off her whip and threw it behind the curtain. It came back with Kurama. There stood Kurama in his youko form in rock clothes. His hair tips were black and he was wearing a ripped black shirt and a pair of tight black pants. His fox ears and tail were out and were jaggedly dyed black. He had fingerless black gloves and a silver cross necklace. A pair of drum sticks were in his pocket and he had black eyeliner on. T o put it simply, he was h.o.t.t. He was spun out by the drums set up and Ailias brough her guitar out. She smirked at the crowd of hooting teens and looked at Lee. Lee picked up a mike and put it in her stand, Ailias did the same.
"Let's just say..She's a Rebel." Lee smirked at Ailias as they started to play. They struck their guitars and Youko expertly twirled his drum sticks and struck the cymbols. They started to play, suddenly Ailias pulled the mike towards her and started in a deep voice.
"She's a rebel
She's a saint
She's salt of the earth
And she's dangerous
She's a rebel
Vigilante
Missing link on the brink
Of destruction
From Chicago to Toronto
She's the one that they
Call old whatsername
She's the symbol
of resistance
and she's holding on my
heart like a hand grenade
is she dreaming
what I'm thinking
is she the mother of all bombs
gonna detonate
is she trouble
like I'm trouble
make it a double
twist of fate
or a melody that
sings the revolution
the dawning of our lives
she brings the liberation
that I just cant define
nothing comes to mind
She's a rebel
She's a saint
She's salt of the earth
And she's dangerous
She's a rebel
Vigilante
Missing link on the brink
Of destruction
She's a rebel, She's a rebel, She's a rebel, And she's
dangerous
She's a rebel, She's a rebel, She's a rebel, And she's
Dangerous!"
Ailias struck her guitar and Youko winked at the crowd. Lee blew a kiss at the collected boys at the front of the crowd. Ailias smirked and let Lee grab the mike from her, even though she had her own and start singing.
"In
the dark
In the darkness you will find
Dirty little secrets we
all hide
Cause we all have a darker side
A place we keep where
no one else will find
Cause everybody wants to hide their
secrets away
Nobody wants to stand up to the pain
But I
will...
Stand up to the pain
Wake up and fight again
If
you could
Dance with me through this rain
We will fight
We
will fight again
Fight again
In the back
In the closets
of your mind
That's where skeletons and dirty secrets hide
And
I'll rip out my insides
And leave them on display for you
tonight
Cause everybody wants to hide their secrets
away
Nobody wants to stand up to the pain
But I will...
Stand
up to the Pain
Wake up and fight again
If you could
Dance
with me through this rain
We will fight
We will fight
again
Fight Again
Fight Again
All my life I hide my
secrets away
In the dark
In the dark
In the dark
We
all try to hide our secrets away
In the dark
In the dark
In
the dark
Stand up to the Pain
Wake up and fight again
If
you could
Dance with me through this rain
We will fight
We
will fight again
Fight Again
Fight Again
Cause everybody
wants to hide their secrets away
And that's Okay
Nobody wants
to stand up to the pain
And Fight Again"
As she sang her shadow powers came into play and darkened the whole room. Ailias struck her guitar and released a stream of her spirit energy into the air, making a disco ball effect. Youko released some of his power too and there were animal shadows dancing amoungst the shadows and lights.
"Okay, everybody! We're here 'til 10, but then you gotta go home, 'kay?" The crowd cheered as Ailias continued. "Anybody want a song?"
They played requests for the rest of the night before Youko wanted to sing.
"Nanikagachigau
Matakanjiteru
kanjiteru
Ore konnanimattano hajimetejanai
Kanashii iiwaketo
misekakenokitai
Koonaruttewakatteta
nandeanataoireta
wakaranai
I knew it all along
It's so predictable
I knew
something would go wrong (something's always wrong)
So you don't
have to call
Or say anything at all
So predictable (so
predictable)
Iminonaikotoba kowaretayakusoku
Ubawaretajikan
mootaerarenaikara
Nakutemoii
nakutemoii
Yarubekikotoyatta
Oresachusuru
Kyouikiru
morattamonowakaesu
Iranaikara
I knew it all
along
It's so predictable
I knew something would go wrong
(something's always wrong)
So you don't have to call
Or say
anything at all
So predictable (so predictable)
Everywhere
I go
Everyone I meet
Every time I try to fall in love
They
all want to know why I'm so broken
Why am I so cold
Why I'm so
hard inside.
Why am I scared
What am I afraid of
I don't
even know
This story's never had an end
I've been waiting
I've
been searching
I've been hoping
I've been dreaming you would
come back
But I know the ending of this story
You're never
coming back
Never..never..never..never...
I knew it all
along
It's so predictable
I knew something would go wrong
(something's always wrong)
So you don't have to call
Or say
anything at all
So predictable (so predictable)
Everywhere
I go for the rest of my life (so predictable)
Everyone that I
love
Everyone I care about
They're all gonna wanna know what's
wrong with me (so predictable)
And I know what it is
I'm ending
this right now.."
Youko finished, and if he wasn't hott before, he certainly was now. Singing in another language under a hot light can do that. He smirked at the crowd and pratically all the girls fainted. Ailias and Lee laughed. Youko turned around, pulled Lee onto his shoulder, and picked Ailias up bridal style. He took them outside and then Koenma opened a portal. They walked in to find the whole gang standing there. They realized they were in their rock clothes. Ailias looked up and spoke.
"What?"
Niki and Kim signing off!
