Author's note:
Hey all! I'm back! Ok as you know, I'm SC Gurl and so far I've only written 2 stories, Against All Odds and Elements include metals, but as you've probably guessed, I have a huge tendency to err…stop after awhile and never write that story again…well now, im trying to restart elements include metals except that the title and plot has changed! YEAH! So please put your hands together for… "Insanity is Fun!"
Insanity is Fun
Chapter 1
It was like any other day in Middle Earth, and like any other day in Middle Earth, girls will be falling from the sky. So let's begin shall we?
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
CRASH!
"Owww…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Oh gosh!"
CRASH!
"Owww…"
"OWW…"
"Sorry…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Oh no!"
"Not again!"
CRASH!
"Owww…"
"Owww…"
"OUCH! DAMN IT!"
"Sorry…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Oh dear!"
"Oh crap!"
"Just kill me."
CRASH!
"Owww…"
"Owww…damn!"
"Owww…."
"I'm dead, don't talk to me…"
"Sorry Leo…"
"Sigh…"
"Sigh…"
"Guys, you're not exactly the LIGHTEST people on earth and I'm not wonder woman, so…. Could all of you get your fat A's off me!" yelled Leona. Who, as you may have guessed was at the bottom of the pile.
Unknown to this mad little pile of screaming girls, they were being watched by a group of men known as The Fellowship. But let's pretend that we didn't know that. So the girls started to untangle themselves unsuccessfully for about three minutes before Leannex managed to standup. Unfortunately for her, her foot was still stuck in the mass of arms and legs. And when that mass started tumbling around in desperate attempts to untangle, Leannex was flung forward onto the nice fertile soil of Middle Earth.
Finally after another five minutes, the girls were up and dusting themselves off. Just then, a group of people appeared and started speaking…or at least that's what the girls though they were doing. The group consisted of a bearded old man, a tall and pretty woman with adorable pointy ears, a scruffy man with black hair, another scruffy man with hair too dirty to distinguish the color, four children with overly hairy feet and yet another bearded err…. child? Well the last one was short enough to be one. Either way, there was definitely something that all of them had in common. It was the stench that hung in the air around them; these 'people' were really smelly. Really.
(AN: The words that the fellowship speaks are in bold and the words that the girls speak are just normal.)
"Who are you? Where do you hail from?"questioned the scruffy man with black hair.
"Huh?" the girls echoed. They did not understand a single word that he had spoken.
"Who are you? What language do you speak? Why do you not answer me?" the man asked again.
"Huh?" the girls repeated yet again.
"Anyone understands what he's saying?" asked Robin as she ignored the man.
"Nope!" the rest replied also ignoring the man known as Aragorn. But the girls didn't know that.
"Maybe he just has some hearing problems and can't hear properly, lets try talking slower," suggested Leona.
"Ok! Do…you…understand…us…?" Leannex said VERY slowly while doing slow and weird hand gestures.
"Apparently not," said Robin as they received weird looks again.
"Let's try Chinese." Claire suggested.
"Do they look Chinese to you Claire?" asked the rest.
"We can still try right? Qing wen ni men ming bu ming bai wo men?" said Claire. (Translation: Do you understand us?)
"Guess not! Aww too bad Claire." The rest quipped.
Finally after a few tries including nonsense languages like 'whale' from Finding Nemo and 'chipmunk' from Disney, the girls finally gave up. The moment the girls gave up, the men started pulling out their weapons.
"AHHHHH! No! They're gonna kill us! I don't wanna die! Save me Leo!" whined out Claire from behind Leona.
"Err… LOOK!" Leona suddenly cried out while pointing to the sky…
Legolas POV
We had just started our journey from Rivendell when suddenly we heard screams; the Fellowship immediately took cover to spy on what was happening. Apparently, some girls had fallen from somewhere…high. What puzzled me most was that they were wearing the same thing.
We watched in silence as the girls tried to untangle themselves while speaking rather loudly. And from their body language, the words they were speaking were probably not very appropriate. We finally decided to approach them. Aragorn started interrogating them but they didn't seem to understand us. And we did not understand them either. Finally after some discussion, we decided to bring them back to Rivendell so that Lord Elrond could deal with them as our mission was of utmost importance and dealing with these females would haven been a waste of time. We pulled out our weapons and approached them with caution just incase they were dangerous. This, as we came to find, was a bad idea. Upon seeing our blades, one of them started to wail loudly hid behind her friend. The one she hid behind suddenly shouted while pointing up, surprised and curious, all of us looked up as well only to see nothing. So, we looked down again only to find that the girls had gone missing.
To…Be…Continued…
Ying-chan: why doesn't the Fellowship understand them?
Ray-sama: Because, according to my good friend, English is not Common Tongue therefore, because the girls cannot speak Common Tongue, and the Fellowship cannot speak English, they cannot communicate.
Ying-chan: then does anyone fall in love?
Ray-sama: No…Anyway, I have to go now! Sorry if this chapter is short and please don't send me flames, as much as I love fire, online flames cannot burn anything. So basically, if you don't like my story, a simple "Hate it Kill it" would suffice. No need to trouble yourself. Also, if I receive enough of these "Hate it Kill it" reviews, well lucky you! I might just stop writing! Yeah! Anyway, bye bye!