Chapter… What ever:

"Aw… damn button," Ailias complained, trying to button up the back of a princess dress from behind, using a mirror. I think almost every girl in the USA has done this at one point, but hey, we're in Japan, right? Lee walked into the bedroom wearing nothing but her underwear. Ailias saw it from the mirror and gasped.

"LEE! DAMN IT!"

"What?" Ailias whipped around and grabbed Lee by the shoulders, her dress falling off her shoulders.

"Be decent! There are guys in here!" Lee stared at Ailias as if she had two additional heads all of the sudden.

"And?"

"And you're walking around in your underwear." Ailias said like Lee didn't know that.

"OK?" Ailias slapped herself in the forehead. She walked over to the mirror.

"Help me with this button." Lee buttoned Ailias's princess dress, which, by the way, was black and had a slit going down the front. The edge of the slit was lined with white Chinese looking flowers. Her hair was done up into a braid bun, I don't know what they're actually called, but I think you know what I mean. "Thanks…"

"Kinda pathetic when you can't button up your own dress." Ailias shot a glare at her.

"Where's you're dress?"

"I'm not wearing it!" Ailias walked over to the closet and took out a blue strapless princess dress. "NOT. EVEN. IF KUWABARA'S CAT DIED!"

"Oh Hiei… we have a situation." Hiei was now in the bedroom, glaring at Lee.

"Put something on, onna. Preferably that dress."

"NO WAY!"

"Don't make me put it on your body for you. Trust me. If I do, you won't like it." And Lee was officially creeped out… The dress had mysteriously disappeared from Ailias's hands and Lee was now completely dressed, shoes and all. Her hair was in a middle ponytail with a sparkly hair band holding it in its place.

"You disturb me…" She whispered darkly.

"It got you in that dress didn't it?" He said, walking back out of the room.

"Stupid ball thingy… mission…" She likes to whisper darkly.

Now at some stupid fancy club… o! My bad, ball. Yes, no one is drunk, all though they'd have to be to wear some of these frilly outfits, and no one is singing on the table wearing a pink tutu or a purple cowboy hat. Yeah, boring, with champagne and hors d'oeuvres. (Those are appetizers, only fancier.) They even hired a really bad violinist who only knows how to play, 'The Saddest and Most Depressing Song in the World'. Yeah, it has a name.

Lee, Ailias, Kurama and Hiei all sat at a table in the middle of the room with people spinning around at a rate that would be unsafe for an amusement park ride. Kurama stood up and walked over to Ailias's side. He held out his hand.

"Would you honor me with a dance?" He asked her. Ailias kinda stared at his hand for a second or two.

"Sure. Better than sitting around." They joined the dangerously fast spinning people. Lee and Hiei sank into their chairs with their arms crossed. Lee pouted.

"Why did we have to come to this stupid place anyway?" Lee mumbled.

"So we learn the way of the snobs…" Hiei responded. "How the hell am I supposed to know?"

"Why aren't Kuwabara and Yusuke here?" Her eye twitched with the urge to punch someone's face in.

"They're doing some sort of stake out. Those are best in pairs."

"Why Yusuke and the dim wit?"

"Kuwabara has a sixth sense, and Yusuke volunteered."

"Damn…" Hiei reached into his tux pocket, (Yes, he wore a tux, and he didn't fuss about it! OMG!) and pulled out one of those little communication thingies. Koenma's figure appeared as a hologram.

"Why are we here?" Hiei asked the toddler hologram. He preferred to not ask questions, but this was one of those occasional times when he absolutely needed to know. Wearing a tux, an itchy tux, was bad, veeery bad.

"To locate some demons working in the black market. Where are Ailias and Kurama?"

"Spinning at a dangerously fast rate…" Lee once again said darkly. She was in a dark mood this evening.

"Huh?" The toddler asked confused.

"They're dancing," Hiei translated. Then he closed the communication thingy. He moved uncomfortably. "Damn suit." He rubbed his arm against the arm of the chair as an attempt to scratch it. Lee saw this and laughed at him.

"I'm bored, and you itch," Lee said with a chuckle.

"I do not," Hiei lied.

"Let cause some mayhem." Hiei blinked. She grabbed his arms and began to… uh… dance I guess. Sorta… She then began to swing him around until he no longer touched the ground. Hiei's eyes are WIDE OPEN! His eye starts twitching. By the time Lee was through, five vases were broken, almost all dancers were knocked on their bums, the violinist no longer had a violin that could be used for playing, and I don't think he'll be able to swallow what is now down his throat… Lee placed Hiei back on the ground. His arms are now elongated, and he's very dizzy. Wobble, wobble, PLOP! Lee laughed some more.

"Well that was fun!" Ailias laughed at Kurama who now has red punch in his hair, but because his hair is red, it only looks like his hair is wet. But he does smell fruity-licious! He blinked. His tux is also soaked, and his shirt is pink. And Kurama wonders why Ailias is laughing. Poor sap. Needless to say, Lee was thrown out. She rubbed her bum after hitting hard concrete.

"I'll get you! You'll regret the day you ever messed with an ex-assassin!" She yelled, waving her fist in the air. "Damn ningens. HMPH!" She plopped on the grounded and pouted.

Inside after a few hours…

Hiei's eye just would not stop spinning! Damn… Kurama tapped the little watch thingy he had taken from Yusuke when he wasn't looking.

"So you stole that from Yusuke?" Ailias questioned the red head.

"Yes."

"And what does it do?"

"Locates the demons we are looking for."

"Of course!" Ailias threw her hands in the air. "Koenma never sends us somewhere nice just to have fun does he?"

"No. Not ever." The watch thingy started beeping. "Found them." He looked straight ahead then gasped.

"What?"

"B class…" Ailias scoffed.

"Puh-leez! I am an S class demon; have you forgotten? I can take em easy!"

"They have friends…" Ailias blinked.

"Uh-huh…" She squinted at the red head. She didn't seem to sure of herself anymore. "How many… exactly…?"

"You don't want to know."

"Be right back…" Ailias slid out of her seat and walked briskly into the women's restrooms, carrying a duffel bag. She came out a few moments later wearing a white T-shirt and some black shorts. Her hair was pulled down into a braid. She also wore tennis shoes instead of her black pumps. She walked over to Kurama and threw the duffel bag containing her princess dress and heels in his lap. One of the heels kinda landed somewhere unpleasant for guys. Kurama's expression: OO His eye twitched with pain.

"…Ow…" He said under his breath. Ailias stared at him, confused.

"You OK fox boy?" She poked him, he fell over. "I'll take that as a no… hm…" She took the watch thingy off his wrist and scanned the area. It beeped. "There they are." She walked up to a couple, a fat lady and a really short guy, and punched the guy in the face. The dude fell over. The woman screamed. Ailias kicked the guy.

"Get up you sleaze ball! I know you're a B class demon! GET. YOUR. ASS. UP!" Kick. Kick. Kick. She looked up and saw to odd looking humans… or maybe… She looked down at the passed out man and blushed, her eyes wide. "Oh, uh… my mistake…" She walked away slowly, the sharply turned to the two demons she had earlier mistaken for odd looking humans. BIG FIGHT!

The man ripped off his tux, but don't worry, he had clothes on, and no, it was not a loin cloth. He had a HECK of a lot more on. A shirt and pants to be exact. I'm sure he had on- EEK! Forget it! The woman had clothes on under her dress too. Ailias began to fight the guy, punching right and left. The woman snuck up behind her and put her in a head lock. The man took advantage of her dilemma and began punching her in the stomach until his partner let go and Ailias toppled over. She glared up at him, her fangs barred, eyes turning yellow and pupils are slits. She growled loudly then launched herself onto the man and began swiping at him with her claws. The woman grabbed a chair and smacked Ailias upside the head with it. Ailias was knocked to the left into a crowd of screaming ningens. These ningens began kicking at her. Oh, if she weren't on parole, they'd so be dead.

Finally, she screamed, "I'M FUCKING ON YOUR SIDE!" She began slowly transforming into her tiger form. She snarled at the two B class demons and lunged at them. She bit into the woman's neck, but quickly let go, remembering what happened last time when the blood blinded her right eye. The man took the punch bowl and shattered it on Ailias's back. She let out a faint squeal before passing out. The man took shards of glass and jabbed them into her sides, blood pouring everywhere. Both Hers and his. The woman held her neck and began stepping hard on Ailias's stomach with her heels and twisted. Needless to say, Ailias was majorly injured.

Hiei regained enough control over his bodily functions to rush over to the two and chop off their heads. He looked down at Ailias and tried to focus on her. His vision was still impaired from all the spinning Lee made him go through. But, he knew she was in bad condition.

KJ and Niki signing off!