Author's note: YO Wazzup! Get ready for chap 3 of……INSANITY IS FUN!WHEEEE! Oh, and incase you were wondering, Ray and Ying are away on holiday… anyway, I have homework now… but I'm here typing instead….I'll probably end up failing math…
So… review time!
Emma Watson Rules- right…sure. Sorry for my update being short la. So, what you plan on taking? Full lit or geog? And you're not very helpful are you? Bleh. Cya.
PrincessofRain- Thanks for voting!
theycallmemary- eh heh heh heh I apologize for taking so long but I have a symptom known as procrastination.
Lianghwei- hey Liang, don't you blur blur me. Yes M should be hounding on my back soon enough…
Legolas's Girl 9- OMG man! You nearly scared me! I was really scared someone hated my story. Heh, but its good to know that you like it.
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Arwen Skywalker- I'm sorry but a lot of people have been voting for option b1 and so I'm going to write that. Thanks for voting though.
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Disclaimer…I, Silverythm, openly declare that I hold no ownership over Lord of the Rings in anyway or form except this story and maybe the fake duplicate of the One Ring. Oh, and speech is as usual.
"Blah blah blah" is whatever the girls are saying.
"Blah blah blah" is whatever the elves and men and dwarfs etc etc in middle earth are saying.
So now, please put your hands together and leave them like that for the rest of the chapter. Introducing…
Insanity is Fun
Chapter 3
Last time…
"I see, and might I inquire why you brought them here if…" started Lord Elrond but he failed to finish his sentence, as a loud crash from the opposite end of the room interrupted him. Apparently, Robin had tripped over her shoe lace and thus crashed into the stone display stand that once held a very beautiful vase given to Lord Elrond by none other than his beloved wife, Lady Celebrian, who had sail to the undying lands.
"Oh SHIIiii…!" Robin cried out the moment she heard the vase smash, purposely dragging the curse word so that she would not be swearing. Upon seeing all eyes on her, she squatted and tried to hide behind the stone stand.
"Oh man Robin!" cried out the rest of the girls in tandem.
"Eh heh heh heh…sorry…" Robin replied sheepishly.
Now…
Lord Elrond could not believe his eyes. His vase! His precious beautiful priceless vase! Broken! All because of a clumsy girl! I mean…his vase! His vase! His beloved vase! Given to him by his one true love… he was simply devastated.
"Both of you! Get them out of my sight. I will call for them later," ordered Elrond as he pinched his forehead in stress and frustration, mourning the loss of his beautiful vase.
"Wha? Hey! Let go of me!" came the startled cries of the girls as the two guards grabbed them by the arm and dragged them out. Pulling them down the corridor, the elves put them in a guest room and locked the room up so as to prevent them from escaping.
Now you're probably wondering why the girls are in a guestroom instead of a jail cell. Well you see, the elves reasoned that as they were human girls, they probably weren't much of a threat, so, the elves left them in a guestroom instead. See! Elves are so prejudiced.
So, anyway, as our dear elven lord was grieving over his broken vase and trying to fix it, the girls were stuck in the room with nothing to do.
Well, being the fact that they were girls from the twenty-first century, they did what every normal girl would do. Take out their mp3 players and occupy themselves. Claire took out the latest teen style magazine from her seemingly diminutive yet spacious handbag and plopped herself on the chair while listening to some overly sweet and sappy love song. Leannex and Leona got onto the floor and laid out their homework and stationary while sharing one mp3 player. The both of them had to share because they were step siblings and so their parents made them share everything (supposedly in effort of bonding them closer, but they both suspected that it was because their parents were just too cheap). And finally Robin took out her sketch book to draw while listening to any song that her mp3 chose for her.
Lord Elrond gave up trying to repair his vase and decided to bury it. The funeral for the priceless vase was a full 3-day event, (it was such a huge event because the vase held great sentimental value to Lord Elrond. The funeral symbolized his acceptance of the sundering of the two of them, as such, his closest friends and his children were there to support him.)
So, back to the girls. Well, obviously, sometime during the day, Robin got bored of sketching and scribbling, Claire managed to memorize the magazine and both sisters got bored of homework so they decided to sit and talk about what happened to them so far.
"So…erm… first question. Where do you guys think we are?" started Robin.
"Not sure really," answered the sisters at the same time.
"Who cares? For all I know, we're in hunk heaven!" was Claire's answer.
"Hunk heaven? Wait… so what you're trying to say is that those people we saw back there were GUYS! As in MALES! As in not girls! As in… GUYS! "exclaimed Leona after hearing Claire's comment.
"Err... not really sure," was all that the others could manage.
A long pause arose as all four girls looked at each other trying to determine whether the people they saw today were male or female… or some how both… of course; the last option or discussion was avoided by all means possible.
"Well, they didn't really have a very feminine face after all…"
"Yeah Claire's right. Cos' even if they had long beautiful lovely silky…" trailed off Leannex who was dancing off into lala land fantasizing about the elves' lovely hair.
"Ahem…" interrupted Robin.
"Wha? Ah, yes. So, even if their hair is beyond amazing and just out of this world, that doesn't mean that they aren't guys right?" finished Leannex snapping out of her daze.
"So, yup! They must definitely be guys. Because their face structure is not very feminine so they can't be girls and well… we won't go as far as to say that they are… you know… so, final conclusion would be that they're guys," concluded Robin.
"but you know something...I find it unfair...why do THEY have such nice hair? I mean...they aren't even girls! Gah!"
"Ah… ok. So… erm… I'm bored and my evil vibe is tingling. Anyone want to go exploring?" asked Leona as she got off the floor and dusted herself off.
"Sure sis! I need a break from algebra anyway," said Leannex as she followed her sister to the door.
"Coming guys?" was directed to the two other girls in the room.
"Nah… I'm in enough trouble as it is. You know, the whole vase thing," was Robin's answer.
"No thanks guys. As much as I want to check out the guys here, I've got homework to do. Besides, someone's got to stay and keep Robin company," and with that, Claire sat at the study table to start on her homework.
After awhile of poking around expertly, the two girls unpicked the lock on the door with a paperclip and was all set to go cause chaos.
Actually, picking the lock was quite easy for them because firstly, the lock on the door was old fashion. Secondly, the two twins were the dynamic duo of their school. The two infamous pranksters responsible for almost every accident, every misfortune, every little bit of evil genius that had ever taken place.
Leona was the one in charge of thinking up any evil plot her insane mind came up with. While Leannex was the one who would then draw out the plan of action and fine comb it to ensure that they did not get into trouble. Of course.
Okay… back to the story… So when the twins escaped their holding cell, they decided that the first task was to look for the kitchen because they had not been fed at all so they were hungry.
"Left or right?" asked Leona once they had closed the door.
"Left?" suggested Leannex after some time.
And thus the girls went on exploring discovering many things. Of course at the same time, to prevent themselves from getting lost, they had tied a bit of thread to their cell before exploring. Don't ask me where they got the thread from; probably home econs. At the same time of course, Leannex was attempting to draw out a map.
"Did you smell that? I think its…someone is baking!" exclaimed Leona as the atmosphere around them was soon filled with the aroma of pastry baking in ovens.
"And when there's baking, there's ovens. And when there's ovens there's FOOD!" said Leannex excitedly. Using their noses, the two girls sniffed their way to the kitchens where some servants were still working.
"So… what's our next line of action? Stalk? Sneak in and grab food? Or just walk in and beg?" whispered Leona from behind the cover of the potted plant in the corridor.
"Let's try sneaking in first. After all, I doubt they understand us. In fact I doubt anyone in this current universe understands us."
"Ok."
And so, with as much stealth as a normal human could gain, the two girls ducked behind walls, hid under tables hidden by the table clothes and slowly crept until they were under the table which held what looked like small buns. Peeping from under the table, the sisters waited until the floor was devoid of feet. When they thought the coast was clear, they got up, and grabbed the whole basket of bread along with a small cloth and took cover under the table yet again.
"This seems so childish…" giggled Leannex as she tried to be quiet. Thankfully for them, the workers of the kitchen were busy serving dinner and no where near their workplace. Picking up the discarded end of thread at the kitchen doors, they traced their way back, at the same time copying spy moves from the movies.
"Hey guys, we're back," announced Leona as she dropped the basket next to the two girls.
"Oooo. You brought back food! You guys saved us from the torturous pits of hunger," exclaimed Claire with utmost drama.
"Aiyai yai yai yai. So drama, no wonder you're taking full lit." sighed Robin as she observed her companion's antics.
"Hm… that reminds me. What subjects are you guys taking next year?" (AN: Incase you wish to know my schools streaming system, read the ANs at the end of the chapter)
"I was thinking of going for full lit, physics and chem.," answered Leona eagerly, at the same time causing some bits of bread to exit her mouth.
"Ewww, that was gross Mei. Didn't anyone teach you not to talk with your mouth full?" complained Leannex as she flicked off a piece of saliva coated mush that landed on her arm.
"Anyway, I think full lit would be good for you. Considering how good you are at B.S ing…"
"What's B.S ing again?"
"Bullshiting."
"Oh I see..."
Anyway, let's leave the girls to their small talk while we zoom in on the fellowship…
The fellowship had just reached the borders of Hollin. And the hobbits were currently tackling Boromir to the ground. Amidst the chaos and strangled cries for help for help from Boromir, Gandalf casually mentioned the girls to Legolas, "Do you not find them strange?"
Legolas questioned back, "Who or what are you talking of."
"Those girls we met on the path just now; the ones wearing odd clothes."
"Yes I must admit I do. But that trick they used on us. So… intelligent; so… tricky. I think it would be a good trick to use when cornered. I have never seen such a trick. Have you?" voiced Legolas as he pondered about the possibilities of using the new trick they had just learnt.
"Yes yes I agree. Our hobbits could really use it. After all, it's not as though their swordsmanship is that good," replied Gandalf while stroking his beard.
"Hey, are the both of you talking about those girls we saw today?" asked Gimli.
"Yes. We were discussing …" but Gandalf couldn't finish because at that point in time, they heard a loud shrill cry of a beginner's violin. The screech, commonly know as killing chicken was loud and clear and coming from above.
Looking up at the sky, the fellowship realized that a big black cloud was coming at them. And fast. And so with the speed of a desperate prey running from its predator, the fellowship threw everything they possessed under the bushes around them before jumping in themselves.
To be continued…
AHHH! i totally forgot the AN on streaming! ok ok. so you see right, in my school, we spend 4 years in high school. and in our 2nd year of high school, we have to choose which subjects we want to take in our 3rd and 4th year of high school. so the options are...
sciences: a) chem, bio, physics b) bio, chem c) physics, chem d)chem e)bio
elementry maths and additional maths are both compulsary.
humanities: 1) Full lit, elective history, social studies 2)Full geog, elective lit, social studies
1st lang and 2nd lang are both compulsary.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, we have come to the end of our chapter. I hoped you have enjoyed it and I would like everyone to please remain seated while the guests of honor take their leave. In the mean time, feel free to review our chapter and give us positive feedback so that we may put up another chapter soon.
Thank you.