Lily and James Sixth Year War
A lil chat with the author D
"ARGH!" screamed Bella, ruffling up her hair.
Everyone turned to look at her with a queer eye.
Bella blushed, "oops." "STOP STARING!"
"uhm, Bella?" asked Remus tentatively.
"What?"
"Are you ok?" asked Remus, scared of the outcome.
"yeah yeah yeah. Sorry. I just CANT study for advanced transfigurations!"
"Huh?" asked all the boys in unison.
"uh, yeah. McGonagall gave me private lessons on transfigurations, and unfortunately, not only does that take up my free time, I get tested on THAT, and not on what we learn during class. Argh" said Bella in one breath, ruffling up her hair again.
James stared in disbelief and swore silently, "bloody unfair."
"you know, I think Lily and Soph were right, its easier to study in different, isolated places."
"no wonder I haven't seen them." Said Sirius more to himself.
"that's it, im off." Said Bella, still frustrated.
"hey, prongs, you ok?" asked Remus, staring as James 'disbelief face'
James looked up, "yeah. Im ok. I thought we weren't gonna get our tests until..the week before Valentines! And we still have a month to go, right?"
"Yeah, but see here Prongsie," started Sirius as James groaned at his nickname, "the girls are smart asses and total braniacs, and we're gunna party like there's no end and we'll show them how WE do it, and get totally high scores!" exclaimed Sirius, with a dreamy expression crossing his face.
"Eh, yeah. You do that Padfoot, but I was talking to James about 'another' cough concern with Transfigurations, cough" said Remus, giving Sirius the weirdest look he could possibly give.
"Don't worry Moony. I'm, I'm, perfectly fine about that." Said James, no one believing.
"Yeah right Prongs…PRONGSIE." Teased Remus
"ARGH! DON'T YOU THAT NAME!" screamed James.
"haha, sure, whatever PRONGSIE, until you tell me whats the matter, PRONGSIE." Said Remus dancing around so as to avoid James.
"I've told you, I'm perfectly alright, and don't use that name!" said James, trying to tackle Remus.
"yeah right. We know you too well, Prongsie. And I swear, once you tell me, I'll stop.'' Smirked Remus.
"FINEI FINE FINE!" yelled James in defeat.
"go on then." Said Remus.
'its just that, I don't get it. Why would McGonagall offer Bella extra classes and everything when I'm just as capable as she is!"
"uh, that's it?" said Remus, losing all enthusiasm.
"Sheesh, thanks, and I thought you were really going to help."
"no probs prongsi---I mean, prongs." Said Sirius, immediately changing his choice of name at James stares.
"I was just saying," continued Sirius," maybe McGonagall knew that you would be too busy on all these escapades with us that you wouldn't be able to take her lessons seriously!"
The whole room quieted down.
"OH.MY.GOSH." said Remus and James with wide eyes.
"what?" asked Sirius, totally confused, 'watd I do?'
"Padfoot, something WISE, just came from your mouth." Said James, still not moving.
Sirius muttered what he just said to himself, "AHHHHHHHH! OMG! I'm GETTING SMART! MOONY GIMME A HUG!" screamed Sirius, jumping up and down, and ran over to hug Remus.
Remus, however, stood stiff.
"Padfoot?" asked Remus after Sirius let go, "are you ok? I mean, something, INTELIGENT out of you, is not normal, I'm sure Madam Pomfrey wont mind if we took you there."
Sirius gasped.
"Sirius! Snap out of it. Re-think. What'd you eat before entering the common room." Said james, desperately trying to find out what was wrong.
"UHm…I think it was a blend of ice cream, chocolate chips, gum, butterbeer, and…OH! My favorite! DOGGIE FOOD!"
James and Remus exchanged glances.
"Padfoot-" started James.
"Do you remember what you said?" ended Remus
Sirius thought for a second. "uhm..no, what's going on?"
Remus slapped his forehead and rolled his eyes, while James let out a sigh of relief.
"You said," started James.
"uh huh" nodded Sirius.
"you said 'maybe McGonagall knew that you would be too busy on all these escapades with us that you wouldn't be able to take her lessons seriously!'" finished James.
Sirius jumped up. "AHHHHHHH! OMIGOSH. I'm NOT STUPID. MY MOUTH AND BRAIN ARE INFECTED. HOLY FUCK, SOMEONE HELP ME! I'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1!" screamed Sirius, running around the common room with his tongue sticking out.
"tahts better." Said james and remus simultaneously sinking back into there chairs.
Both picked up their pen or book, whichever they were using before until Sirius interruptedthem.
"PRONGS! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!" cried Sirius, acting real desperate.
"help you with what?" asked James, laughing at Sirius' expression.
"YOU GOTTA HELP ME DE CONTATMINATE MY MOUTH OF MOONY! ITS FILLED WITH SMART STUFF!"
James glanced at Remus who shook his head and buried it into his hands.
"whatever Paddy. The bathrooms upstairs. Heres soap." Said james, conjuring a bar of Dove soap.
"THANKS!" grinned Sirius as he dashed up the stairs.
An eerie silence filled the room once again.
"you know james, I don't get how padfoot said it, but what he said might be true."
"don't even bring it up. I'm guessing that Lils and Soph also have extra wachamacallit lessons."
"excuse me? I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you correctly." Said remus.
"nevermind."
Remus went back to his book, as James to his homework when Sirius flew ( I mean literally) down the stairs between Remus and James.
"ahh!" screamed the two.
"tsk tsk tsk. You two should never have gotten girlfriends, you sound like them more and more each day." Said Sirius, grinning.
"oh shut up Paddy. Its not like we just change totally in one day." Said James, wacking him with a pillow.
"and I'll take that as an insult, seeing how you just had some intelligent words a few minutes ago." Said remus, also wacking Sirus.
"ow! Ow hey! Don't bring that up, I don't want to remember that." Said Sirius, scrunching up his face in disgust as the others started laughing.
"I just wish the girls were here to hear it." Said Remus, grinning.
"oh god, that would've been worse."
"hear what?" asked Lily as she bella and soph climbed through the portrait.
"uh……….padfoot akdjfakjfalsdjfl asdjflajdlkfjasdf." Said James.
Sirius had covered James mouth and was grinning sheepishly at the girls.
"Sirius did what?" asked Soph, now clearly interested at what was happening, looking at Remus as James was "currently out of order".
"UH," said Remus, quickly glancing at Sirius who returned a death glare. "hejustsaidsomeintelligentwordstojames!" said remus together.
He finished just in time as Sirius threw his other hand infront of Remus' mouth.
"I'm sorry, WHAT?" asked Bella.
Sirius was now blushing.
"Omigod, Sirius is blushing!" said Lily, chanting it.
"NO I'm NOT!" blurted out Sirius, blushing more
(so unmanly, eh Sirius?)
"shut up!" cried Sirius.
The girls stared at him weirdly.
"sorry, I was talking to the nerdy looking asian typing this."
"oh……her! HEY! Don't insult her! She's the one that put me and Alek together and not with you!" cried Soph.
(yeah, listen to her Sirius. I was the one that gave her bliss!...and left you….SINGLE! MUHAHAHAHAHA)
"eh, I'm starting to doubt the author." Said Bella, looking scared.
(don't worry, I'll make sure you're happy too, what do you want now?)
"ooh!" squeeled Bella, "I wanted the new Barbie set, and I want the pink version, and I want the new Barbie shoes too! I'm size 7 by the way, and I want a pink convertible, you know, and I want pink leather on the inside, and..OH! I new pink dress!"
(uhmauthor gives uncertain look)
"Bella? Are you crazy! Your 16, not 6!" asked Remus.
"I'm ok, that's why I got a convertible so I can drive my Barbie dolls around!" grinned Bella, "So can you get them for me?"
the others let out a dry laugh.
all turn to look at author
(UHM…………………………………………………….)
Bella let out a wail, "you're not getting them for me aren't you! sobsob I knew it. You like Soph more, giving her bliss!"
Everyone stares at Bella
(How about this, on spring break, I'll make you go home with Lily-)
"WHAT! Don't drag me into this too!" growled Lily, appalled at the thought of having to play Barbie with Bella.
Bella turned and gave Lily puppy dog eyes.
"Oh pul-ease. You don't even know what she's going to do!" said Lily out of annoyance.
(ahem I was about to say that LILY lily give death glare, but computer saves me life can take bella to Toys 'R Us, and LEAVE HER THERE)
Bella stopped listening after Toys 'R Us.
Lily grinned.
(Is that ok?)
"YUP!" said lily, grinning at Bella evilly, as Bella looked into her dream.
"Eh---"
(Yes Prongsie?)
"DON'T USE THAT NAME, YOU KNOW I HATE IT!" screamed James.
(haha, I know, because I made you to hate that name. I grin evilly)
"Uh-oh" says Remus, covering his eyes.
(watch my magic!)
"LIAR!" shouts Sirius, "YOU NASTY LIAR, YOU"RE A MUGGLE YOU CANT TO MAGIC!"
(no shit sherlock, I aint no wizard or witch, but watch this, snap)
everyone looks around, nothing seemed to have changed.
(JAMES! he looks up startled what's your favorite nickname?)
"Prongsie! I love that name! I have no clue why but its my favorite name!" said James, dancing off saying Prongsie to himself.
Sirius looks at me in disbelief
"change him back! He's creeping me out!1 ahh! Its backfiring, instead of me using the name to torture him! Its tortures me! Ahh!' said Sirius, running up the stairs saying "I've gotta wash my ears now."
Remus tosses him another bar of soap.
Lily and Soph are already laughing on the floor, clutching their stomachs.
Remus shakes his head.
(Whats wrong Remmy? You know...i could create a picture of snivellus for you, and make it large of you if you want. My pleasure! bats my eyelashes)
Remus falls on the floor, "N-n-n-no, it-it-its o-o-o-o-okay"
(Really? Cuz its not much of problem for me. snap)
"AHHHHHH!" Remus runs out the room.
Lily stands up.
(hmm..seems like I still have lily to scare.)
"eh..thats not necessary. I just have one favor to ask of you." Said Lily, TRYING to look brave.
(oh? And that is?)
"TO STAY OUT OF OUR FUCKING STORY!", screamed Lily.
"BITCH!" added lily as an afterthought.
(OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU'RE THE REAL BITCH…MUTHERFUCKING BITCH!)
"you take that back!" cried Lily.
(I don't think I will, I laugh evilly..again but I shall make it come true though…snap)
Lily turns into a female dog, aka bitch.
Soph stands up now, "hey, I know you put me in bliss…and some others," staring nervously at James and Bella, "but yeah, can you change them back now? cuz I like miss them, and yeah, don't try holding conversations with us via the story, it really scares the reader."
(ahh…trust soph to be the caring one, and understanding person. Oh well, just cuz I'm going to put you in bliss I'll change them back. BUT I will be back. When, I don't care. Whenever I have a writer's block.)
"thank you!" said soph.
(snap,snap,snap,snap everything's back to normal. And say, shouldn't you be studying for potions? You know what, I'm going to change the exam, its going to be next week. Toodles hope you don't fail! I walk off laughing muhahahahahah)
This chappie is DONE! Lol..yeah sorry about that, but I had a serious writers block , and felt like writing it this way.