Disclaimer: Just Standard, I don't own the Characters or the places, I just use them.

The thanks from the reviews are at the end.

Characters Albus Ron Harry Draco Snape (actually straight with Hermione)

Warning: is mention of Slash but not graphical or anything of it just mentioned.

Recap: "Oh, but there is, have you ever seen Albus, Ron and Draco play chess and Harry enjoying the view of them playing." Asked a nearly on tears Severus. "Okay, now I'm just lost, wants wrong with chess everyone plays it dear," but a quickly has she it, it dawned on her that Severus has never played. "You know an overly intelligent person as yourself, you have never played it and thought it was a queers game, you silly man." "You insufferable know it all," he retorted as he tried to stop the blush to come up.

Chapter Two: Teaching

Hermione walked over to her cupboard and grabbed out her muggle chessboard. "Okay I am going to teach you have to play chess but with the muggle chessboard, because the wizardry chess its just barbaric." So after many long hours of teaching Severus have to play, Hermione slowly started to get up, "oww!" Severus looked up startled and quickly jumped to his feet to help his wife, "Are you alright?" "I am fine, I just have numb foot from being cross-legged for awhile, and that I cant see my feet." The last bit was in complete sobs.

Bloody hormones, Severus was thinking but said "Honey you look wonderful in fact more of a beauty then the day I married you." Hermione face lit up with the biggest smile you ever seen. After a few more minutes of calming words, Severus led Hermione to the bed.

The next morning was difficult to say the lease for Severus. Today was day one of make over the Queer way for Hagrid. "Okay, Hagrid, knows about this so that's cool, so now we go and start. Harry and I are on interior, Ron and Draco your on Fashion, and Severus your on his make over since you're the only straight guy." Albus stated giving them their final brief. "Bloody great," Severus murmured. "If my wife goes into labour I am pulling out you hear me." "Yes, yes we hear you. And you wonder why people talk about you and Hermione!" "What are you talking about Potter?" he asked suddenly angry and curious. "Never you mind!" Potter answered with a smirk.

Out of nowhere five flying brooms appear with the flash signage of FAB FIVE on it. "No way am I going on a broom, especially with you, you People!" Severus stated a little frighten. "And why on earth not?" a more than slightly hurt Draco asked. "Why not, Why NOT?" "Yes why not?" asked Ron. "Because you're all chocolate soldiers and why should I trust you?" "Because we're family, Severus, does that not mean anything to you?" "Oh, shut up, your just upset cause you thought chess was a queer game!" answer Harry. "H-how did you know that?" asked a more than startled Potion Master. "Are your not the only one who can read faces well my dear boy." Answered Albus. "Fine, give me a broom, but don't you come near me you hear or I will put Hermione on you!" with that last statement the other four looked afraid but who wouldn't at the prospect of a nearly due pregnant woman being let lose for insulting her husband onto you.

After landing safety on the ground outside Hagrid's Hut, they made for the door. It was Hagrid's dragon that answered the door. "Well, hello Martha, you will be glad to know that you have been selected to be our first contestant, For Queer Eye for the Straight. And we are the Fab five, to conduct this transformation." Albus stated in his all game show voice. "Well, for one I don't know what to say… but I guess come in should be in order." Martha said simply surprised.

As all six made their way inside all you could hear was a pin drop!

N.B. Now can that be because the place is a dump or actually really tidy? What will Severus do to keep Hagrid straight and away from the temptations of the other four men? Say tune and find out more. And remember if you want more got to review! And if you want to flame me, be my guest because I can only learn from them.

Now onto the Thank-you

Natsuyori: Thanks glad you did hope you enjoy this chapter to!

Pathatlon: Thanks I guess, but hey it is called Queer eye for my straight guy so quite fitting!

Gazette: Well I hope with the two chapters you have a better idea now!

Nuppu: Here you go!

Okay I have probably written thanks to some of these reviewers before but I can't honestly remember. If you have any ideas they are welcome put them in a review or email me!