Chapter 1
Sir-?
Author's note:
Okay, that's it, I'm tired of WAITING! I'M GONNA CONTINUE THIS STORY!
No one got it right, but, Rurouniturtle followed my directions, the ONLY one who did, so, you're in!
Now… WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS GAURDIAN? DUNDUNDUN!
"Somebody poke him, I think he's still alive!" said Tidus, waving his hand in front of Auron's face.
"Do that again, Boy, that hand is coming off." Hissed Auron, glaring at the blonde.
Yuna giggled as Tidus edged away from Auron.
"Sir Auron, you know what today is?" asked Yuna.
"I don't care." Mumbled Auron back, glaring holes into her.
"Today is Sir…" started Yuna.
"YUNIE! YUNIE! WAKKA'S HITTING ME AGAIN!" shouted Rikku, running away from Wakka as he tossed his Blitzball at the frightened Al Bhed Girl.
Wakka had this maniac look in his eyes as he shouted, "No, Rikku, there's only a bug on your face!"
"YUUUUUUNNNNNNNIIIIIIIEEE!" howled Rikku.
"Wakka, leave Rikku alone." Said Yuna. "As I was saying, today is a special day! We must celebrate it!"
"What's today again?" asked Auron.
"Well…. Well… Lulu, what was today again?" asked Yuna sheepishly.
"Today, Yuna, is Sir Kakashi's birthday." Said Lulu. (AN: KAKASHI! HAHAHA, IT WAS KAKASHI!)
"Oh, yeah! Sir Kakashi's birthday! You want to celebrate it, right?" asked Yuna.
"He could just be dead, for all I know." Said Auron, walking over to… Wherever he goes.
"Don't say that, Sir Auron!" shouted Yuna.
"Who's Kakashi?" asked Tidus.
"You really are clueless, aren't you?" snapped Lulu, glaring at Tidus.
"Uhhh…. Maybe?" mumbled Tidus, scratching the back of his head sheepishly.
"Sir Kakashi was one of Lord Braska's guardians. One of the youngest guardian in history." Explained Yuna. "He wasn't the best fighter, but he was a real inspiration to everyone."
"The kid didn't know when to shut up." Mumbled Auron, gritting his teeth.
"Well, not long after my father's pilgrimage, he left. Just left. He wanted to find a place that didn't know of Sin." Said Yuna.
"Did he find it?" asked Tidus, poking a rock with his foot.
"Probably not. There are rumors going around though, that Sir Kakashi just decided to settle down. Others say he died. But, that's out of the question, since no one has seen him in the Far Plane." Said Wakka, grinning.
"What do you guys think?" asked Tidus.
"He's an unsent!" shouted Rikku.
"I think he settled down." Answered Yuna.
"I don't know." Said Auron. "But, he did leave me a little hint the night he left."
"He did?" asked Yuna.
"He left a note on my dresser saying 'Auron, Sorry, old man, I gotta go. I'm too tired of Spira, death, everything. I'm going to learn how to fight against death!" said Auron. "And at the bottom of the letter, it said 'HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE.'"
"Think that's a real village?" asked Wakka.
"I heard about that place once!" shouted Rikku, waving her arms in the air. "Konohagakure village! Village hidden in the Leaves! Highly skilled ninjas and assassins are trained there!" shouted Rikku. "They live far away from Spira, in a place that isn't supposed to know about Sin!"
"That's it!" shouted Yuna. "He's there!"
"Of course, Konoha does only exist in legend." Said Rikku.
Everyone sighed.
"Whatever, Rikku." Said Tidus. "Let's keep going before I kill her."
In Konoha
"Circe-chan, stop drinking, you're gonna make me broke." Said Kakashi.
Circe gulped down more Sake.
"I want to impress Iruka-kun!" shouted Circe, fluttering her eyelashes at Iruka.
He blushed.
"Well, you're going to pass out, and I'll be the one carrying you home. And I probably won't." Said Kakashi.
"Kakashi-kun, I thought you were my best friend!" whimpered Circe.
"Wha-? No! Don't cry!" shouted Kakashi.
"WAH!" howled Circe.
"Okay, okay! Eat as much as you want! Geez!" shouted Kakashi, over the crying.
She stopped.
"Okay!" she said, smiling.
Circe grabbed another drink.
"You put Jecht to shame when you eat. And he was a blackhole." Said Kakashi.
"Isn't that Jecht person someone you met before you came to Konoha?" asked Circe.
"Yeah. Braska, Jecht and Auron." Said Kakashi.
"Didn't that Braska dude save Spira or whatever?" asked Circe.
"Yes. Circe-chan, I'm out of money." Said Kakashi, looking into his wallet.
"Don't worry! You can wash dishes!" shouted Circe.
"Why? Why can't I just walk away right now and leave you to pay the bill?" asked Kakashi.
"Because I'm you're best friend, and if you don't, they'll have trouble identifying you're body when they find it." Said Circe, grinning.
"Can't argue with that." Kakashi sighed as he looked up at the ceiling.
There were times where he missed Spira, like now. Drinks are really expensive at the Jounin bar.
"Kakashi! Yo! Come on, I'm gonna leave!" said Circe, skipping out the door.
Kakashi put his money on the table as he walked out.
AN: This chapter's long… Not much longer, though!
In Macalania
"Feel my pain! Come to me, Anima!" shouted Seymour.
Yuna looked up at the Aeon of darkness in determination.
"O Fayth, Lend me strength!" shouted Yuna, starting to summon.
"Anima! Pain!" shouted Seymour.
"Yuna!" shouted the Fayth. "Teleport!"
A blinding flash lit the area…
And everyone was gone.
Sorry this chapter was so long! Well…just review, okay? I'll delete that 'News' thing.