I am Jhonen Vasquez and I created Invader Zim. I'm also a red the newspaper and now I'm going to heads and the hair on one of them is on firAAAAAAAAAAAH...!
Chapter Two: Gir
Gir happily poured candy after candy into his mouth. Gulp, good, more! Gulp, good, more! Gulp, good... GONE?
Gir screamed uncontrollably! Where did all the candies go? This whole big bag was full of them just a second ago! Gir shook the bag, but it stayed empty.
The little robot looked down at the floor, eyes squeezing smaller, mouth quivering. IT WASN'T FAIR!
Dejected, Gir flung the bag on the floor and turned around to throw himself over one of the pillows on the couch, preparing for a good cry.
But turning to face the pillow, the robot noticed the remote lying next to it. Sometimes you could click the remote enough times to make a really good show come on!
This time the Music Video Show came on! This show was almost as good as the Scary Monkey Show, even maybe a tiny bit better sometimes, but only when some really, REALLY good music came on. The best thing of all about the Music Video Show was, it was never over!
Then the best music in the entire world came on! It was so good that Gir had to get up and dance! Oh how Gir loved this music! "DOOM! doomy doomy..." You could sing the doom song to any music, any where, any time. That was the best thing of all about the doom song. "Doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doom... " Dancing around the room, Gir sang the doom song at the top of his obsolete little sound card.
And then the best music in the entire world was over... but only so the best music in the entire universe could come on and this music was so fast the little robot had to start running around whenever this music came on and as the music got faster and faster Gir ran faster and faster and the room spun around and around and around and all of a sudden Gir slipped on the empty plastic candy bag and fell down and rolled over a couple of times and ended up looking up at the ceiling laughing and laughing and laughing at the walls and the ceiling and the couch and the TV spinning around and around as Gir laughed and laughed and laughed watching the music make the whole world go 'round and 'round and 'round and round and round and 'round androundandroundanrounanrouanr...