mortal kombat: enter the neighborhood
staring Mr. Rogers.
Round one
Mr. Rogers vs Baraka
Mr. Rogers: hello neighbor
Baraka: rrrrghhhhh
Mr. Rogers: youre an awfuly weird neighbor, but thats ok, i like you anyway
B-rak: (more nervous now) rrrrgghhhhh
MR: whats the matter neighbor? how about we go to the land of make beileve?
Baraka shudders at the thought and takes the only possible way out by taking his own life with his blades
MR: my what a sad neighbor (starts to sob gently)
after a sobbing Mr. Rogers is led away, a clean up crew comes to take Baraka's corpse away
Crewman 1: after spying B-raks blades in his throat what'da'ya think killed him?
Round two
Mr. Rogers vs Kung Lao
Mr. Rogers: hello neighbor
Kung Lao: stare blankly at rogers
Mr. R: whats the matter neihgbor?
Kung Lao: this is a time for action not words and though i do not wish to take your life, i must
Mr.R: hey neighbor i think i hear my friend trolley coming
Kung: arms hat and prepares to throw it at Mr. Rogers
Mr.R: why it's my old friend trolley, i think he wants to go to the land of make beileve
Kung Lao lowers his hat and stares at the ground a few seconds, before slicing himself in two
Mr. R: oh my, all of my new neighbor's seem to feel bad
the clean up crew once again comes in to clean up
Crewman1: spying kung laos hat hey hey frisbee!
Crewman 2: im up for a game
crewman 1 tosses hat to crewman 2 who misses and is decapitated
shang tsung then runs over and steals crewman 2's soul
Shang Tsung: hee hee hee
Round Three
Mr. Rogers vs Scorpion
Mr. Rogers: hello neighbor
Scorpion: silence mortal, i shall destroy you now
Mr. Rogers: you're awfully angry whats wrong?
Scorpion: ummm.. nothing now prepare to die
Mr. Rogers: oh i think somethings wrong neighbor, i think i can help you
Scorpion: (inaudible grunts)
Scorp breaks down and starts to cry as he tells Mr. Rogers about his feud with Quan Chi
Scorp:(while crying) and he he he killed my family and he he he made me hate Sub-Zero and he he he...
Scorp is interrupted as Quan Chi appears
Quan Chi: ha ha ha ha hee hee, now that the ninja has become a wuss i have nothing to fear i am free to leave the netherrealm and rule all
Mr. R: well helo neighbor, what is your name?
Scorp: now in a gentle sob thats him, thats Quan Chi
Quan Chi: who is this bafoon? he's creepy
Mr. Rogers: well Quan Chi, why did you do those awful things to Scorpion?
Quan Chi: nervous sounding i i dunno know i guess i wanted to live in a better place and he could help me out
Mr. Rogers: why not just ask him? im sure that Scorpion would help
Scorpion: yeah i would
Quan begins to cry as round 3 draws to a close
Crewman 1: hate to see em change
Crewman3: yeah who'da thoght Mr. Rogers was a phsychiotrist
both crewmen shake their heads
Round 4
Mr. Rogers vs Havik
Mr. Rogers: hello neighbor
havik stares
Mr.R: how are you today
havik stares
Mr.R: are you feelin ok?
Havik: im bored i think i'll do something chaotic
havik then begins to beat himself to oblivion with his own mace
Crewman1: loud snores
Round 5
Mr. Rogers vs Shao Kahn
final fight
Mr.R: Hello neighbor
Shao Kahn: do you know what you are getting into fool?
SK charges Mr.R and knocks him to the ground
MR. R: you're an awfuly mean neighbor
Shao Kahn: you tempt death by taunting me fool
sk beats the crap out of mr r for a really realy long time
Mr. Rogers risees with a ripped shirt a black eye and other injuries
Mr.R: oh so thats how it's gonna be
sk stares
Mr.R: it's a beautiful day to kick your ass
mr r uses an unseen amount of kung-fu on shao kahn
Mr.R: say hello to trolley bicth
trolley comes speeding toward SK and runs straight through his heart, pulling it out on the other side
Anouncer: Mr. Rogers wins! fatality