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Who's Your Seme!
Everything was deathly still and quiet, not even the small pests that inhabited most of the homes in the Hidden Leaf dared scurry a crossed the floors in this house as extensive as those floors may be. There was no light nor sign of life in the house. No raven haired boy brooding in a dark room while fighting for sleep, no coal eyed shinobi sitting on the roof looking at the moon as if asking it why he was here alone. The only noises coming from the house were the soft creaks of settling floor boards drawing ghostly steps through the large home. But unbelievable as it may be there was someone home, if you followed the twisting halls for long enough you would emerge in a room that was dark just like the others but settled on the couch where the moonlight poured from the large door that had been left open to the garden where you could hear the soft thunk before the waters trickled out of the bamboo shaft, there was not one but two forms quietly locked on each other. Now if you listened hard you might actually realize this was as loud as the house had been in a long time once you heard the ragged breathing and muffled moans emitting from the entangled bodies. Lips were meeting lips, hands grasping desperately trying to get the other form as close as possible and tongue slid over tongue causing another purring noise from the blonde figure as his mind behind the serine expression raced.
Naruto was barely able to maintain his composure as Sasuke's taste swarmed throughout him and the said boy clung to him almost too tightly. For some reason every time he kissed Sasuke or was kissed by him everything became hazy yet he heard the rustling of their clothes like sandpaper against metal and everywhere Sasukes traveling lips touched burned white hot. Sasuke shifted a little giving that as the only warning as he pressed into Naruto making him have to lean backwards. This ploy was well known to Naruto who was immediately shaken from his pleasured stupor and gave the muffled protest of a few Nnn's before he was allowed to break the kiss half leaning back on his hand while the other still grasped Sasukes shirt tightly. They two boys panted staring at each other for a moment before Sasuke spoke.
"What?"
Naruto sighed preparing himself to jump into the same argument they have had a million times since they first entered the strange relationship.
"Why do I have to be on the bottom?"
Sasuke stared at him for a moment and he could almost see the vein protruding before he rolled his eyes and sat back pulling away from Naruto and sitting back against the couch once more.
"Do you need a detailed explanation about sex to get it Dobe?"
Naruto pouted and blushed, "No. But why do I have to be on bottom! I am a guy too!"
Sasuke smirked glancing at him, "One of us has to do it."
Naruto smiled, "Then you do it."
Blushing slightly Sasuke scoffed looking away, "As if you could push me down, Idiot."
"Come on Sasuke! Let me try just once!" He smiled warmly almost feeling the tail wagging behind him.
Sasuke looked like he might laugh which looked pretty scary and did actually smile though it was a very cynical one.
"Don't be stupid."
Naruto glared and crossed his arms he was having no problem at all in seeing the image in his head of Sasuke naked and panting under him and could almost feel himself drooling. Before shaking himself out of it, now wasn't the time!
"Neither do I damn it! I am Uzumaki Naru-...!"
"Usuratonkachi."
"Don't call me that! And I refuse to play the girl part! I won't do it!"
Sasuke looked at him again and smirked, "Whatever you say won't change the fact you are the Uke, Dead last."
Damn it! Naruto again went off as Sasuke watched him smugly enjoying his anger as much as he always did, Naruto cursed his luck, he had to end up liking the sadist pervert!
Sakura paused as she came into sight of Naruto on his way to the training grounds where they were going to meet up today, she had been planning to avoid him but noticed he looked like he was deep in thought, a very strange thing for him. In fact she had never heard him even have an idea let alone spend time actually thinking about something. She figured it would be worth the risk of him pissing her off and called out to him.
"Good Morning Naruto!"
He turned and smiled waving back just as brightly, "Morning Sakura-chan!"
She caught up and was quiet hoping he would share what had been interesting enough to get him so thoughful. And it worked! As they walked towards the grounds, after a moment Naruto spoke and she was a little shocked at the shy tone. Naruto could be shy!
"Ne...Sakura-chan. Can I ask you a question?"
"Hm?"
She put on her best 'I am a friend here to listen' expression fully prepared for some huge secret. Maybe Sasuke-kun had finally told Naruto that she was his and to get away from her! She held her breath in anticipation.
"...When you have sex does it hurt?"
Sakura's eyes snapped open.
-twitch-
The ground shook and Sasuke balanced against a tree wondering when Konoha had started getting earthquakes. Some shouting followed with more tremors and he sighed, who would be stupid enough to fight this early in the morning? Once it quieted down Sasuke allowed himself to fixate on a image he had come to think on a lot anymore, he could see it so clearly, Naruto blushing, panting and weakly calling his name. Oh yeah, one of these days he was going to see that for real! His mental image was erased at the sound of footsteps and Sasuke looked over seeing Naruto as he walked up with a pissed and slightly blushing Sakura, her temper was evident not just in her glare and the fact you could almost see the smoke rising from the still clenched fist but also in the fact Naruto was boasting battle scars again. Great, what had that idiot done to piss off the bipolar girl now? At his curious look both people blushed and looked away ignoring it, normally Sasuke would assume Naruto had hit on her again and the pink haired girl had flipped out from the unwanted (and in his opinion unwarranted) attention. However since they had been together he promised Sasuke he had long ago lost interest in Sakura, not that Sasuke was the jealous type or anything, but the reassurance had saved team 7 from having one less pink annoyance around. His attention was shifted as he noted the form of their teacher walking up to them, on queue the shouts came.
"Your late!"
Kakashi smiled behind his mask (at least they assumed he smiled).
"Sorry sorry. I got lost."
Sasuke sighed. Geez. It was like he wasn't even putting effort into the excuses anymore.
"LIAR!"
He smirked, okay daily ritual over, now onto the fun parts. He enjoyed the training exorcizes a lot more now, he used this time to mess with Naruto who was always so interesting to watch react.
Naruto felt the hair at the back of his neck stand and looked over seeing Sasuke smirking at him smugly and openly.
Shit.
Kakashi explained they were going to again try to get the bells from him, Naruto groaned, damn it! He always got the crap kicked out of him during this. Kakashi took out his book and smiled.
"Go."
Even Naruto had learned after the 17th time he got hung from a tree that he shouldn't try to take the scarecrow head on anymore, he jumped with the others and hid himself in a tree, he figured the higher he got the better his chances were at seeing an opening to grab at the bells. Not that there ever was one, he was pretty sure Kakashi was cheating he just wasn't 100 on how. Sakura attempted to catch them but he evaded her easily and she was in the bushes again, Naruto pouted, had that been him Kakashi wouldn't have just dodged. Just as Naruto was debating using his Sexy no Jetsu on Kakashi a voice from behind him made him almost fall from the tree.
"Yo."
He jumped and spun glaring at Sasuke who was kneeling down smirking, he calmed himself, well as calm as he ever was around Sasuke anymore and spoke looking back to Kakashi and pretending not to care he was there.
"What do you want?"
Apparently Sasuke had moved closer because his breath was on his neck when he spoke giving him goose bumps, it bugged him how easily Sasuke got to him.
"Still pissed off about the other night?"
Naruto sighed mentally, if he didn't answer that was a yes that would make him seem like a flustered girl and if he did answer it would either have to be a yes which would mean the same thing or a no which would be like telling Sasuke to mess with him more. As he went to answer he paused, Sasuke was really really close! When had he moved! His heart began to beat faster at the feel of Sasuke pressed against him where he crouched on the tree, pale are came around and before Naruto could get his breathing under control he was caught. Sasuke tightened his arms and though Naruto was far from opposed to being this close to Sasuke he wished he would do it at more appropriate times. He looked at the last place he had seen Sakura and noted she was there still. Good. If she ever found out about this it would be worse than his beating that morning, which he still didn't see as necessary in the first place, he had been really honestly curious.
"Want me to make it up to you?"
Lips brushed Naruto's ear and he closed his eyes leaning forward and away from him.
"Stupid! We can't do this here!"
Sasuke ignored the hushed shout and bent his head kissing Naruto's neck nibbling and sucking until Naruto knew there was going to be a mark, Naruto felt Sasuke's hand on his chin now and he turned his head with Naruto not fighting it. Really how bad was one kiss? He got a small glance at the smug dark eyes before they were closed and Sasuke's lips were again crushed against his. Naruto had come to the conclusion no matter how pissed off it made him, Sasuke seemed to be naturally good at everything he did, including kissing. Naruto slowly forgot exactly where they were as Sasuke's tongue was again in his mouth and his mind went blank as usual, Sasuke always had that effect on him. It wasn't long before Naruto had forgotten his earlier protests and was turned facing Sasuke as they kissed, however their moment of pure pleasure was broken by a lazy voice speaking to the side of them.
"Hmm...I found something interesting."
Naruto pulled back and he and Sasuke looked over at Kakashi who smiled. (again at least they assumed it was a smile. He really should learn to go bare faced once in a while.) Naruto froze and felt the blush covering his face as he averted his gaze not able to meet Kakashis eyes. Sasuke however was looking right at him and hadn't let go of Naruto who was wishing he could disappear.
"Don't you have a student to teach?"
He was referring of course to Sakura and Naruto gasped looking around for her, where was she! Kakashi laughed motioning to Naruto.
"Hai, and apparently you do too. But it should wait until after practice."
Naruto blushed at the comment and would have yelled but he was too busy looking for any signs of the pink haired girl. Kakashi noticed and waved a hand.
"Calm down, Naruto. Sakura is currently stuck in an illusion."
Naruto relaxed but only a little still wishing Sasuke would release him, but Kakashi stood and began walking down the tree.
"Wait till I tell Iruka about this." He laughed to himself and Naruto gasped!
Sasuke looked from Kakashi back to him and leaned back in but Naruto put his hands out covering Sasukes mouth, "Baka Sasuke! Not now!"
Sasuke sighed taking Narutos hands and holding them brushing his lips along the tanned palms as he spoke.
"Your coming over tonight then?"
Naruto blushed and tried to find some reason to yank his hands away but his brain had long ago given up on him.
"Fine...but cut it out for now."
Sasuke released him and he hurriedly almost ran down the tree and thought about what Kakashi had said. Everyone knew there was something more than comradery between the two men and that brought Naruto's mind back to the problem at hand. If they were together and they were both guys one of them had to be on bottom! Maybe he could ask them how they decided! (And if it hurt) His mind was made up, he would go see them before going to Sasukes, then once he went there he would finally have the proof that Sasuke was more suited for being the Uke than him! Then he would get to be on top! His vulpine smile was plastered on his face as he went to find Kakashi and try for the bells, he was felling lucky, maybe today he could get one.
Thanks to many ramen meetings between him and the academy teacher Naruto knew where Iruka lived and b-lined for it once he'd pried Sasuke off promising to take no longer than an hour to meet him at his house. He smiled to himself during his mad dash, who would have known Sasuke was so clingy. Naruto made a mental note to tease him about it sometime in the near future and raced up to the familiar front door knocking frantically. Thankfully the teacher was back and opened his door seeing Naruto and smiled.
"Naruto? Do we have a ramen meeting to-..."
"Iruka-sensei between you and Kakashi who is the uke!"
Naruto had actually meant to blurt it out like that and the shock was plain on the blushing adults face. He poked his head out the door looking around before pulling Naruto in and slamming the door shut and turning on him.
"Don't say that type of thing where the neighbors can overhear!"
"Sorry sorry."
Iruka looked away crossing his arms and blushing again, "Besides where did that question come from?"
Naruto had weighed the pros and cons of telling Iruka-sensei about him and Sasuke and had decided the situation made it okay...as long as they were the only ones who found out. Sasuke didn't mind people knowing but Naruto was in no hurry to fight a war with a mass of livid fan girls bent on revenge.
"Well me and Sasuke are at 'that point' now and he wants me to be the girl and I don't wanna! I heard it hurts! Besides Sasuke fits the girl part better! But he doesn't think so and I am supposed to go over to his house in," Naruto checked the clock panicking as he scolded himself for stopping off at the ramen stand then back to Iruka-sensei, "30 minutes and I bet he's gonna want to do it! So I wanted to ask you who should be the uke!"
He finished and jumped at a voice from behind him, "You looked like you were playing the girl part fine during practice."
He spun seeing Kakashi and blushed forgetting to question his sudden appearance, "Was not!"
He leaned down wagging a finger in Narutos face, "Was. I saw it, and if you want our opinion here it is." He straightened up smiling, "You are the Uke."
Naruto glared, "I wasn't asking you Baka!"
He looked back to Iruka who looked stricken and instead of answering he wasted more of Naruto's precious hour as he sputtered out a question of his own.
"You mean...you and Sasuke are...?"
He nodded still waiting for his answer, now Iruka was gathering his wits and smiled a little.
"Well...t-there are certain advantages..to playing the girl part-..."
"Nooooo!" He crumbled to his knees and stared at the floor in defeat.
They both agreed he was the uke! Why? WHY! And even Sasuke thought it! He was outnumbered! Iruka was talking and he vaguely heard something that snagged his attention.
"Its not so bad, besides maybe you could take turns-..."
Naruto stood, "Take turns!"
He nodded, "One time you be the girl, next time S-sasuke..."
He shook his head and sighed heavily looking back to Naruto who believing he found the solution to his problem was willing to waste the remaining hours time and waited patiently for a explanation about the look.
"Naruto...since when have you and Sasuke been together?"
Naruto shrugged, "I don't know."
Not that Sasuke confessing to him wasn't memorable, he recalled it quite well actually. Just not when it was. It still shocked him to this day that he had confessed, but in typical Sasuke style it hadn't been any huge romantic thing. It consisted of Sasuke cornering him after a mission and kissing him, since he had kissed back it had been taken as a mutual confession, that suited Naruto fine considering he would have accepted anyways. It was obnoxious to admit it but he had liked Sasuke for a while before that, he had just been hiding under several layers of denial.
"...Just be careful Naruto."
He nodded, he didn't quite understand the warning but he didn't want a lecture, poor Iruka looked like he was going to faint from the shock of Naruto's coming out to him.
"Eh..Naruto, shouldn't you be heading for Sasuke's now?"
He glared back at Kakashi and then at the clock sighing though he was determined now, he had his answer (though not exactly the one he wanted) and gave the two men a quick goodbye before dashing out of the house and heading for Sasuke's home. It took the better part of the time he had left to reach the large house and he didn't even bother knocking as he went inside, Sasuke who had been sitting on the couch looked back at him.
"You barely made the hour mark."
He rolled his eyes and kicked off his shoes going over to the couch and collapsing on it next to Sasuke who looked him over for a moment.
"Where were you?"
He sat up and looked at Sasuke, "Getting advice."
That peeked his curiosity and he waited for Naruto to elaborate, he took a deep breath preparing for the I told you so that was bound to come.
"I asked Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei about who should be the girl." Sasuke smirked and Naruto was tempted to stop the story there, smug asshole.
"And?"
"That's not the point." That made Sasuke smile and he wanted to hit him and would have if it weren't for the fact that Sasuke probably would have thought it was foreplay.
"I will agree to play the girl part first, under one condition."
"What?"
"You have to next time."
Sasuke raised an eyebrow, "You mean take turns?"
Naruto nodded and waited holding his breath as Sasuke thought for a moment then the raven haired boy smiled and nodded.
"Okay."
Naruto almost fell from the couch in shock before straightening up and all but yelling in Sasukes face.
"Really!"
Sasuke smirked and nodded moving so he was facing Naruto who swallowed at his closeness, Sasuke took his shoulders leaning him back and quickly moving to hover above him. He smiled more and leaned down taking Naruto's lips with his own, Naruto almost retreated, technically he had just given Sasuke the go ahead...and he had forgotten to ask if it hurt! Sasuke pulled back and licked his lips making Naruto blush.
"Don't worry, I'll make you feel really good."
Naruto scoffed weakly trying to muster some smart ass remark but all he could come up with was a weak jest at his ego which never phased Sasuke, probably because he every right to have a really good self-image. He was jerked from his thoughts as Sasuke's hands began removing his jacket, this was it, he was finally going to have sex with Sasuke...why did he feel like running? The raven haired ninja dropped the loud orange jacket on the floor moving down to tease the skin of Naruto's neck but he glared at Sasuke wanting the final word.
"Don't make it hurt!"
Sasuke laughed against his skin sending shivers through his body as teeth came down biting him before Sasukes tongue lapped apologetically at the site.
"I make no promises."
Naruto growled, "Wha-..."
Lips cut off his angry retort and he glared into amused dark eyes, damn it! When Naruto got his turn he was going to be just as big of a jerk as Sasuke!
Sasuke leaned up pausing in his abuse of the smaller boy to remove his shirt exposing his pale chest to Naruto who felt like drooling, Sasuke was so pale...and slender...that was an uke body damn it! Reigning in his anger he calmly let Sasuke lift his shirt up and off of him and as Sasukes attentions and mouth turned to his chest he couldn't fight back the purrs emitting from deep in his throat, the noises just seemed to excite Sasuke more as he quickly began removing Narutos pants. Before the embarrassed fox boy had time to object his pants and boxers were laying next to his jacket and shirt on the floor. Damn...Sasuke was fast. Sasuke paused and looked him over making him blush all the way to his ears as he cursed at him shouting.
"Don't stop in the middle idiot!"
Sasuke smirked, "I didn't know you wanted it that badly."
Naruto glared, "That's not what I meant!"
"Well if that's how you want it who I am to deny you."
"Shut up, I said that's not-..."
His words were inhaled back in as he gasped and Sasuke smirked grasping Naruto's erection tightly than began rubbing him mercilessly. As he tried to speak and yell at Sasuke he froze feeling another hand slicked with something lightly touching around his entrance and jerked trying to tell him to slow down but his brain had evidently decided it wasn't need now and had gone on lock down. Sasuke smiled down at him and leaned up still roughly pumping him sealing in them in a hurried somewhat sloppy kiss as he added fingers and explored inside him, it felt...invading. But soon Sasuke's searching fingers hit on something and Naruto almost screamed as stars danced in front of his eyes Naruto was panting and squirming try to get away from the incredible pleasure but Sasuke didn't allow him movement beyond grasping the couch tightly in his hands. Sasuke pulled back and Naruto moaned fighting for breath.
"Sa-Sasukeeee...I'm..Nnnn...I'm gonna..."
But the warning came too little too late as Naruto's body tensed and waves of pleasure crashed through him as he came coating his stomach and Sasuke's hand. After a moment he fell back to the couch panting and spent.
"Don't get comfortable yet. Were just starting."
"Huh?" He cracked open an eye and looked down at Sasuke where he sat back on his heels shirtless and smirking while licking his hand clean of Naruto's seed and using the other to undo his pants.
"That wasn't even the main event yet."
He took himself out of his pants and Naruto didn't even have time to brace himself as Sasuke took his hips lifting them to his lap and pushed into him. Again Naruto sucked in his breath his hands once again getting death grips on the couch, he didn't need to ask Iruka-sensei anymore, it did hurt!
"Relax or I can't move, Dobe."
"Don...don't call me..that..."
Sasuke smirked and pulled back only to push back in again and though it hurt Naruto forced himself to relax, Sasuke began thrusting into him in earnest and Naruto was grateful for Sasuke leaning down and put his arms around him hugging the taller shinobi as he moaned feeling the pleasure behind the pain. That is until the pleasure came forward in full force as Sasuke again touched the spot from before making him gasp and curse as Sasuke chuckled and began thrusting harder aiming for that spot and scattering what meek shreds of self control Naruto had left.
"Ahhh! Sa-sa...suke!"
He responded by lifting his head from Naruto's shoulder and locking them in a crushing kiss, it was too much again and Naruto felt his orgasm rushing at him seconds before he arched into Sasukes body moaning into their kiss as Sasuke groaned roughly spilling into him as they clung to each other.
Naruto stretched regretting it as the pain in his ass resurfaced, he looked over to Sasuke who was sprawled out next to him as they basked in the after glow of finally having had sex. Sasuke caught the look and raised an eyebrow putting his hands behind his head.
"Does it still hurt?"
Naruto nodded feeling the sting and wincing but he could ignore the pain, it was nothing because now...now...
"Next its my turn to be seme!"
Sasuke smirked as he smiled happily and looked away, "Says who?"
Narutos smile fell and he glared, "You did! You agreed!"
Sasuke turned wrapping Naruto in his arms and shook his head.
"I didn't."
"YOU DID!" Sasuke kissed his collar bone and he squirmed in his arms shouting and tugging on the black hair as the other boy kissed him again, "YOU DID SO! DAMN IT, SASUKE-TEME!"
-Owari-
A/N: Okay well there is chapter one, sorry for how long it turned out, I think that's mostly because it had a lot of dialog it may just seem long. That chapter was for all the SasuNaru lovers like myself, but -takes a deep breath- brace yourselves...the next chapter will be NaruSasu! --screams and runs-- It is a fic favor to one of my darling reviewers who has been asking for one. Proper dedications come on ch 2.
Naruto: Hah! Do you see that Sasuke! I get to be on top next!
Sasuke: ...
Ded: ...