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To: StoneDman msn.com

From: DRAGONSLAVEurA$$ hotmail.com

Zel: (blank stare) A survey...? What kind of pointless crap is Lina sending me....? (reads note at the bottom of e-mail)

Lina's note: Zel!!! Sweetie, if you don't take this quiz, it's alright. :)

[I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!]

Zel: (sweatdrop) Why not? Heh....

Zel's Survey

1. First Name: Zelgadis

2. Were you named after anyone?: (shrug) A dead evil grandfather perhaps?

3. Do you wish on stars?: No.

4. Which finger is your favorite?: ............. This is stupid.

Lina: Ooooh Zel (skips in)

Zel: (frantic sweatdrop)

Lina: How's it going? (evil flares)

5. When did you last cry?: I don't cry.

6. Do you like your handwriting: It's alright.

7. What is your favorite lunchmeat: I don't care.

Lina: (snore) Your boring Zel!

Zel: (sarcasm) I'm sorry....

8. Any bad habits: Betraying my friends occasionally, but all for a good cause.

Amelia: You should never betray friends Mr.Zelgadis!

Xel: Yes that's very horrible of you Zelgadis!

Zel: (twitch)

9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf?: .... It's on Lina's shelf, so I'm good.

10. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Probably not.

11. Are you a daredevil?: I tend to get dragged into things...

Val: Here! Hold this for a minute! (runs off)

Zel: .....?

Xel: YOU! You're the one who stole my fish?!

12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: If it gains me an advantage.

13. Does looks matter?: Yes, they've always mattered.

14. How do you release anger?: Random outburst of profanity.

15. Where is your second home: I don't really have a home.

Amelia: You have a home with us Mr.Zelgadis!

Zel: Oh, joy.

16. Do you trust others easily?: People tend to join our group regardless.

17. What was your favorite toy as a child: A wooden sword.

Xel: (winks) Is that so?

Zel: FLARE ARROW!!!

18. What class in school do you think is totally useless: Lunch.

Lina: You are Satan!!

19. Do you have a journal: No.

20. Do you use sarcasm a lot: Of course not.

21. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: Nope.

22. What do you look for in a guy/girl: (blushes) ........

Xellos: Aaaaww Zelly-poo, I love you!

Zel: You touch me, and I kill you. I kill you dead.

24. What are your nicknames: Zel....

Xel: Zelly-poo!

Zel: (stab)

25. Would you bungee jump: Not unless I had a good reason to.

26. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off: Sometimes.

27. Do you think that you are strong: Yes.

28. What's your favorite ice cream flavor: I don't like ice cream.

Lina: (hisses) SATAN!

29. Shoe Size: None of your business.

30. What are your favorite colors: Grey and tan.

31. What do you fear most?: I don't fear anything.

Lina: (blows something up in the background)

Zel: Scratch that....

32. How many wisdom teeth do you have: All of them.

33. How many people have a crush on you right now: Who could ever have a crush on me…?

Amelia: (blushing, chibified, in the background)

Lina: (sweatdrop)

34. Who do you miss most right now: How can I miss anyone when they're always here to pester me?

35. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back: No one to send it too.

Amelia: Oh! Oh! Pick me!

Lina: (sly grin) Send it to Gourry!

Amelia: But I want it!

Lina: (sideways glare)

Amelia: (gulp)

Zel: Gourry it is.

36. What color pants are you wearing: Tan.

37. What are you listening to right now: Nothing…

38. Last thing you ate: A cup of coffee.

Gourry: That doesn't sound very appetizing.

Lina: (slaps Gourry upside the head) Baka. He means the coffee in the cup!

39. If you were a crayon, what color would you be: I refuse to answer such an idiotic question.

40. What is the weather like right now: Duhnno.

41. Last person you talked to on the phone: I can't remember…

Lina: It was I! ME!

Zel: Lina, then.

Lina: That's right it was.

42. The first things you notice about the opposite sex: Personality.

43. Do you like the person who sent you this: (blush) Eh….?

Lina: (nudges) Ooooh Duhn tell me you have a crush on me?

Zel: (chokes) No!

Xelloss: Ooooh Me, then?

Zel: Leave me alone!!!

44. How are you today: Annoyed.

45. Favorite drink: Coffee.

46. Favorite alcoholic drink: Wine.

47 Favorite sport: I always seem to be traveling, if you can even call that a sport.

48. Your hair color: Gray blue, and yes, it's natural.

49. Your eye color: Blue.

50. Do you wear contacts: (yawn) No…

51. Siblings: None, even though, you could call Lina a younger obnoxious sister.

Lina: What was that?! (KA-BOOM)

52. Favorite month: I'm fond of winter.

53. Favorite food: (shrugs and picks up a cookie from the counter) How long was this here….?

Lina: (snatches it) My….. Precioussssss….. (chomp)

54. Last movie you watched: Moon Child. Why do all the girls like that movie…? (glowers)

Amelia: Hydeeee (sigh)

Lina: Gackt…. (sigh)

55. Favorite day of the year: I don't care, they're all the same.

56. Are you too shy to ask someone out: Hmph… (blush)

Xelloss: Will you-

Zel: NO!!!

Xelloss: Will you give me my fish back now? O.O;

57. Scary movies or happy endings: I'm so close to being done… (sigh of relief)

58. Summer or winter: Winter, the world seems to be coated with silence for once.

Lina: SNOW WAR!!!! (throws snowball and hits Zel in the face)

Zel: Summer. No snow wars in summer… (twitch)

59. Hugs or kisses: Uh…. (blush)

Amelia: (glomps)

Zel: (blushes harder)

60. Relationships or one night stands: Heh', it depends on the person I guess.

Amelia: (huffs up indignantly and stomps off)

Zel: What? What'd I say?

61. Do you want your friends to write back: For the love of God and all that is holy, NO.

62. Who is most likely to respond: Don't, just don't.

63. Who is least likely to respond: Hopefully, you.

64. Living arrangements: Just my insane grandfather and me. Planing on ditching this place soon. Very soon.

65. What books are you reading: Shakespeare, the usual.

66. What's on your mouse pad: It's…. Blue….

67. Favorite board game: Solitaire.

Lina: That's a card game. (frowns)

Zel: Who cares? It's addictive and I can play it alone.

68. What did you watch on TV last night: I didn't watch TV last night.

69. Favorite smells: (bangs head on desk) Just 3 more questions… 3 more meaningless questions…

70. Favorite sounds: …. Thonk. Thonk. (still banging head)

71. Do you have a crush on anyone: No.

Amelia: (glares from some distance away)

72.What is the first thing you think of when you get up: Another long day.

Zel: I'm done. Sweet Jesus, I'm done.

Lina: (prods Zel) C'mon then! Send it to Gourry! (grin grin)

Rin: There you have it! Took me forever, I know, but I'm lazy. Sue me. Okay, so don't sue me, cause I'm poor, and that would suck, but you can't stop me from being lazy! NEVAH!! (runs away cackling)