"Absolutely, I can sense it." Qui Gon replied crossing his arms.
"If you cans ense it, why can't I? I am a much wiser man than you are, you said so" Obiwan reassured him.
"Because Obiwan! You are but a padawan" boomed Qui Gon patting Obiwans shoulder
Obiwans eyes started to fill up with tears "But... but... I'm ready to take the trials right?" he asked childishly.
"Yes, but that does not excuse you from your training. Begin." Qui Gon said sitting on a bench as Obiwan ignited his light saber and started swinging it across the air.
"Good, Obiwan, you're improving" Qui Gon exclaimed when Obi wan was finished.
"Master, I still don't get why you're training me for a fight that isn't even sure to happen." Obiwan repeated
"Oh
c'mon Obiwan! Don't you see? Its completely obvious! We are the two
main Jedi characters,protecting Queen Amidala. Why do you think she
needs protection! My God, It's in the title! THE PHANTOM MENACE"
Qui Gon scolded swinging his arms and pacing around Obiwan.
"Yeah, yeah, I know, I know but but-er- I mean, Yeah, I know but Darth Maul is my friend. He would never attack! Not at me!" Obiwan shot back
"Obiwan, Obiwan, If you could just follow the script!" Qui Gon said as he sat back down.
"I guess if he will attack, so will I" Obiwan said, smiling.
Qui Gon came close to him "Atta boy! Hey... Whats this? Whats this!" Qui Gon raised his hand with a lightsaber shaped biscuit in it.
Obiwan started jumping up and down with his tongue swinging out, he bit the biscuit and ate it out of the floor like a scottish terrier.
The next day, he was in line at the cafeteria in the Jedi Temple (Author: Don't worry, I know there isn't such thing)
He sat naxt to Maul. "So, I heard you were going to fight me" Obiwan said biting the three-day-old lunchmeat and afterwards spitting it right into a tissue.
"Who told you?" asked Maul suddenly taking interest in the subject "It was palpatine wasn't it! I knew he couldn't keep a secret!" (Author: Remember that I am fully aware of the nonsense in this fic!)
Obiwan shook his head "Nope, Qui Gon told me. What does senator palpatine have to do with this?"
Darth Maul realized the mistake in the sentence. "Nothing, he just popped in my head and y'know being a sneak and all" the panicked sith said.
"Oh, OK... So, who's supposed to win in the fight?" Obiwan said out of curiosity.
"WHOOPS! Look at the time, gotta go, I have to-uh- polish my light saber.." Maul tried to stand up and stopped when Obiwan said
"But, your lightsaber is so shiny right now." Obiwan said pointing at the stick on his waist.
Maul was panicking again and then he took his glass of water and poured it on his head "Oh, jeez, now I gotta redo make-up, oh well, a siths gotta do what a siths gotta do." He said hurriedly before he ran.
Obiwan shouted as Darth Maul ran "But, thats tatooed! its water proof!"
if i get reviews, i'll write the rest. R&R pls. Enjoy!