Disclaimer: We do not own Slayers, but I do own a pair of Val's pants, and will be selling them on eBay. Let the bidding begin!
From: DragonGurl
To: ieatbabiez
Xel: It's finally my turn! (grins mischievously)
Xel's Quiz!
1. First Name: Xellos, at your service.
2. Were you named after anyone: Sore was himitsu desu! (grin)
3. Do you wish on stars: (shrugs) I would if my wish came true.
4. Which finger is your favorite: (waves index finger) Sore wa himitsu desu!
Gourry: Why would you keep something like that a secret?
Lina: (blush) Gourry, drop it.
Amelia: (gasp) Lina, you're such a pervert!
Lina: You must be thinking it too, if you're calling me a perv!
Xel: Lina, I didn't know you thought like that about me!
Lina: AAAAAAAAH! DRAGONSLAVE! (Boom shaka laka)
5. When did you last cry: When Val died.
Val: YOU cried when I died?
Xel: Of course, from joy.
Val: (twitch)
6. Do you like your handwriting: Sure.
7. What is your favorite lunchmeat: Dragon.
Val: You… bastard.
8. Any bad habits: Sore wa himitsu desu!
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf: Amelia is trying to get me to listen to some of her Christian rock…
Amelia: Isn't it wonderful Xellos-san? A lot of it is filled with lyrics that just make you want to fight for JUSTICE! (strikes pose)
Xel: ….. (hangs self)
10. If you were another person, would you be friends with you: If it got me what I wanted in the end.
11. Are you a daredevil: Yes.
Lina: LIES! You always disappear as soon as things get rough!
Xel: But you are such an expert at "rough" situations, my help isn't necessary.
Lina: (growl)
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell: (opens mouth)
Zel: Sore wa himitsu desu?
Xel: Why, yes, thank you.
13. Does looks matter: They can be deceiving.
14. How do you release anger: I threaten people. Try it, it's fun.
15. Where is your second home: In Lina's pants.
Lina: Excuse me?
Amelia: Eeep! (looks around for Gourry)
Gourry: Hahahaha! (flips through newspaper comics) Garfield is so much like Lina!
Amelia: (siiiigh)
16. Do you trust others easily: Depends.
17. What was your favorite toy as a child: I remember this one time I found a butcher knife….
Everyone: (sweatdrops and backs away)
18. What class in school do you think is totally useless: I learn something from all of them.
19. Do you have a journal: No, it's more of a girl thing...
Val: I bet your english voice actor has one. (grins)
Xel: At least I wear clothes that fit me.
Val: You wanna take this outside, fag?
Xel: We better not, you might catch a cold.
(bickering ensues)
20. Do you use sarcasm a lot: Heh heh.
21. Have you ever been in a mosh pit: I probably caused it.
22. What do you look for in a guy/girl: Sore wa himitsu desu! (winks)
The world's female population: (swoon)
24. What are your nicknames: Xel…
Zel: What?
Xel: I said Xel, not Zel.
Zel: Oh.
25. Would you bungee jump: I would probably trick somebody into doing it for me.
26. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off: No, that's a waste of time.
27. Do you think that you are strong: Not at all!
28. What's your favorite ice cream flavor: I like Seyruun's ice cream-
Amelia: Of course you do, Xellos-san! Our secret ingredient is JUSTICE!
Xel: (gag)
29. Shoe Size: Sore was himitsu desu! (winks)
Gourry: Why is-?
Lina: (headdesk) Not again…
30. What are your favorite colors: Purple and black.
31. What do you fear most: ……
Amelia: Xellos-san! Look, I just wrote a poem about Justice! Read it? PLEASE!
Xel: (Sob)
32. How many wisdom teeth do you have: All of them.
33. How many people have a crush on you right now: I don't think anyone-
Filia: You're right, no one does.
Xel: I don't think anyone has confessed yet, but I hope you didn't just indirectly imply that you did.
Filia: (blush) As if!
Xel: Good, taking a bath with that toaster was starting to look pleasant.
34. Who do you miss most right now: Hmmm…
35. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back: It might be interesting.
36. What color pants are you wearing: Dark purple/black.
37. What are you listening to right now: Lina seems to be causing destruction and chaos again.
38. Last thing you ate: I can't seem to remember…
39. If you were a crayon, what color would you be: Black.
40. What is the weather like right now: Dark and gloomy, I think it's going to rain.
41. Last person you talked to on the phone: Amelia won't stop calling me…
(Riiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiing) "Please, leave a message after the beep… unless, you're Amelia." (Beeeep)
Amelia: Xellos-san, that's not very nice!
42. The first things you notice about the opposite sex: Hmmm…
Lina: Spit it out Xel, people are gonna want to know this one!
Xel: (winks) Do you wish to know Lina?
Lina: (blushes, and twitches angrily) NO!
Xel: Oh, that's too bad…
Zel: He avoided answering the question, again.
43. Do you like the person who sent you this: …….
Filia: Hmph, namagomi.
Xel: Okay, no.
44. How are you today: (grins) Good.
45. Favorite drink: I'm rather fond of tea.
Amelia: You have something in common with Filia-san! (sparkle) Could it be a sign of a blooming romance?
Zel: I highly doubt it, Amelia.
Amelia: (blushes) I would drink coffee more often, but it's so bitter…
Zel: (blushes and scratches the back of his head) That's alright…
46. Favorite alcoholic drink: I drink wine, occasionally.
47 Favorite sport: I like tennis, even though I'm not very good at it.
48. Your hair color: … Purple.
Val: (snickers)
Xel: Look who's talking, plant head.
49. Your eye color: Also purple.
50. Do you wear contacts: Contrary to popular belief, no.
51. Siblings: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Zel: (imitates)
Lina: (snickers)
52. Favorite month: October.
53. Favorite food: I think I make pretty good soup!
Everyone: (GAG)
54. Last movie you watched: White Noise, I didn't think it was scary…
Amelia: (clings to Lina)
Lina: (clings to Gourry)
Gourry: (clings to Zel)
Zel: Oh, for the love of….
Xel: You can cling to me, Zelly-poo!
Zel: Stay away from me, you freak!
55. Favorite day of the year: Monday.
Lina: You really are Satan.
56. Are you too shy to ask someone out: Hmmm…
Lina: No.
Zel: No.
Amelia: No?
Gourry: Yes!
Lina: (backhands) No, Gourry, no. Bad.
57. Scary movies or happy endings: Scary movies.
58. Summer or winter: Summer.
59. Hugs or kisses: (grins) Both.
60. Relationships or one night stands: One night stands.
61. Do you want your friends to write back: If they feel like it.
62. Who is most likely to respond: The person I send it to.
63. Who is least likely to respond: Jesus, he tends to hate me.
64. Living arrangements: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Lina: (scowl) You haven't answered half the survey.
65. What books are you reading: Anything that I can use to my advantage.
66. What's on your mouse pad: Nothing in particular.
67. Favorite board game: I prefer card games.
Zel: Because it's easier to cheat?
Xel: (grins) No, because you can play things like… strip poker.
68. What did you watch on TV last night: Fear Factor.
69. Favorite smells: The smell of burning wood.
70. Favorite sounds: I used to like bells….
71. Do you have a crush on anyone: Sore wa himitsu desu! (winks)
Fangirls: Omgg, squeeeeee! I bet it's meeeee!
72.What is the first thing you think of when you get up: Whose life I'm going to destroy.
Lina: Who are you going to send it to?
Xel: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Everyone: (headdesk)
Rin: Coming up with different jokes, for the same survey, is getting increasingly harder. Soooo, we will be wrapping this up soon.
….. Maybe I made Xel a bit too perverted? Hee hee hee.