A/N: This chapter is a bit short but it's school holidays now and the next chapter is almost finished. Besides, I had to leave you a bit of a cliffhanger!
Wednesday 24 November
11:00am: Dead tired. Uncle Eddie and James stayed until past midnight and James tried to come into my room about a hundred and forty-seven times. Everytime I asked him what he was doing there, he just went, "Sorry Gee, I was just looking for some loo roll."
Er, loo roll? In my bedroom? Good grief.
Noon: Haha, Miss Wilson AND Herr Kamyer never showed up today. Gorgey Henri told us that Herr Kamyer whisked Tragic Sally Wilson away on his tartan socks to meet the family in Germany. Fortunately (and unfortunately) we're getting a new substitute teacher for a week.
Fortunately because
a) they are stupid (i.e. we can do anything and get away with it)
b) it means that the Hitler Youth will finally leave the classroom (where they are "looking after" us)
Unfortunately because
a) they are only substitute teachers (i.e. Miss Wilson and Herr Kamyer will be coming back)
b) they will most likely be tragic
Physics
Wet Lindsay is trying to explain the laws of attraction to us (not the kind between a boy and a girl, because she would obviously know nothing about that) and Rosie is asking her all kinds of idiotic questions. Tres, tres amusant.
Oh, I think our physics person is here. I wonder just how tragic they are…
Ohmygod, ohmygod, that person is as far from tragic. In actual fact, that person is quite literally gorgey! I think I am possibly having a lesbian spasm...er, moment. Good grief, what next? Aliens overtaking my body?
A/N: Don't worry, Georgia's not a lesbian...please review! The sub features a lot in the chapters to come.