Disclaimer: Harry Potter does not belong to me nor will it in the future. But I guess it would be fun trying to steal it ;)

Just a short drabble for general amusement.

And please bear with me. English ist not my first language, and dialogues are especially hard to write …

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"Hermione …"

"Severus?"

"Hermione, I'm warning you!"

"Why? What's the matter?"

"Hermione, let go!"

"No!"

"Let go this instant!"

"No!"

"I have told you that you should not touch it!"

"But I want to hold it, too …"

"I don't care! Get your fingers off of it!"

"No! I can't see any reason that only you should be allowed to touch it!"

"Hermione!"

"What?"

"Unhand it immediately! You'll break it in the end!"

"Break it? Since when are you that sensitive?"

"Hermione …"

"Severus?"

"HERMIONE!"

"Oh, come on! What else should I use for stirring the noodles, if not the wooden spoon?"

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Reviews, anyone?