All's Fair in Love and War

A/N: Hey everybody. Sorry if I sound...I dunno ticked off maybe, but that's because I really am. Some bozo deleted our story AGAIN, and now I have to repost the damn thing AGAIN. And if you knew me, you'd definitely know that I'm royally pissed because I never, I mean never curse at all. I'm gonna keep this short because my nerves are really running thin right now. Thanks to all of you who read this and who review, and I hope you keep reading. Jennie and I really appreciate our readers/reviewers. Well, if anyone is actually still reading this, I don't want to keep you waiting. Cheer me up and send me a review, huh? Mahalo.

Disclaimer: Don't own a thing. HP belongs to Ms. JK Rowling, and not us.


Dedications: To anybody out there who is still trying to read this. Thank you for not loosing faith in us because of events we can't control. Please, keep reading.

Chapter 5: Robes and Fights

The limo came ten minutes later. Yuki wore a silk Chinese style dark blue shirt with a matching mini skirt, knee-high black leather boots, and her hair was tied in two pigtails with matching ribbons. Adrian wore a deep crimson red off the shoulder dress that was five inches above her knees with strappy red three-inch high heels that could kill. She had a simple crimson ribbon in her hair that had tiny rubies sewn onto it. Lily on the other hand had become very well toned from all the harsh exercising Yuki and Adrian made her go through. She had more defined curves, and her body developed a bit more too. She wore a hunter green chiffon cami with a ruffle front and lace, a black ruffle mini skirt, and a pair of Adrian's three-and-a-half inch strappy black heels.

When they got to the Leaky Caldron, many heads turned. Then someone yelled, "Oh my God, it's Yuki Reed and Adrian McAlister!"

"Shit," Yuki said, "Let's get to Diagon Alley, and fast."

In Diagon Alley, the girls stopped in a cute little periwinkle blue and white store. The color made it look wide and open, and it reminded them of a clear sky. They needed to get some new robes.

"Let's see now," Yuki mumbled to herself, "I want fifteen black ones, five velvet sapphire blue ones, and oh, ten...no...wait yeah, ten Hogwarts robes." The saleswoman was soon in tears.

"Miss, what's wrong?" Adrian asked concernedly.

"In all my years, no one has ever bought so many of my robes, let alone someone famous!" she replied in a teary voice.

"Well, I would also like to get my friend a new wardrobe," Yuki smiled, "And new school robes."

"I need new robes too," added Adrian, "Oh, and some new clothes!"

In the end, the friends ended up spending over 700 galleons! The woman was so happy; she threw in a free dress for each of the girls as well. Adrian transported the bags to Lily's house with a wave of her hand and a muttered incantation, and Yuki paid for it all.

"I want ice cream," Adrian announced, noticing the bright and busy ice cream parlor, "What about you two?"

"Yes please," Lily agreed.

"Hai," Yuki chimed.

"I'll get it," Adrian volunteered, "You two grab us a table."

Adrian walked up to the tall guy at the ice cream counter. "One Strawberry, one Vanilla, and one Neapolitan please," she requested.

"Sure," the ice cream guy replied.

After flashing him a quick grin, Adrian took the three ice creams and sat down with her best friends at a table outside in the shade.

"Hey cuties," a cold voice said behind them.

The girls turned around to see Lucius Malfoy. Lily was so surprised that the pureblood loving maniac would try to come on to her a-a Mudblood and her friends that she about dropped her vanilla ice cream cone.

"Who the fuck do you think you are bastard?" Yuki started. Lily had told Yuki and Adrian about Lucius, and she also told them that after the Marauders and the MFC, Lucius made fun of her the most.

"What?" Lucius asked. Yuki punched him in the face.

"Get outa my face bastard!" Yuki yelled at him as she pushed him to the ground. Adrian smirked, but then she noticed Lucius looking up Lily's skirt from the floor.

"Pervert!" Adrian yelled, kicking him in the stomach with her heels. Not too far away, James, Remus, and Sirius were watching the display. After Adrian had kicked him, the girls sat down at another table close by and ate their ice cream calmly. Lucius' friend stalked over and helped him up.

"You bitch," Lucius wheezed, pointing at Yuki. But out of nowhere, someone tapped his shoulder. Lucius turned around and his face met the fist of one Sirius Black.

"Don't you dare call her a bitch," Sirius yelled. Yuki, Adrian, and Lily looked shocked. Why the hell did I do that?, Sirius asked himself.

"Hey Black, I can take care of myself, I don't need some stuck-up bastard like you standing up for me," Yuki said, pretty ticked off.

"Bitch!" Sirius yelled.

"Man-Whore!" Yuki yelled with the same energy.

"Slut!"

"Yaro!" The two were about an inch away from each other's face.

"Both of you just shut the fuck up damnit!" Lily yelled, "Merlin...urgh...Adrian, Yuki, let's go, my perfect afternoon was just ruined," Lily sighed, shocking everyone. She had never really cursed before...like...ever.

"Coming Yuki?" Adrian called back to her.

"Lily-Chan, gomen for ruining your day," Yuki mumbled quietly.

"What?" James asked, shocked. Yuki called that hot red-headed babe Lily... "Wait...Evans? Is that you? Lily Evans?" he asked dumbly.

"No shit Sherlock," Adrian snorted, "Lupin, Black," she acknowledged with a curt nod.

"H-hey Adrian," Remus managed to say. She flashed him a cute smile.

"Eh...Let's go home," Lily chortled. Remus clearly had it bad for Adrian.

"Bye bastards," Yuki smirked, leaving all three boys in a very awkward mood, "See you in September," she added.

A/N: So that's it for now. Hahahahaha, I just finished watching R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' saga. Too funny. It's just way to dramatic for amusic video, but that's what makes it funny, and that's why I like it. Anyways...review capiche? Mahalo! Talk to you later my darlings:)

Shannon