All's Fair in Love and War
A/N: Hello people! I am strangely in a peppy mood today for getting absolutely no sleep last night...so weird. Anyhow, I was bored at two o'clock, and this is like the shortest chapter we have written so far, so you guys got lucky and you got a faster update then I was planning on. Review or I shall let my new and improved flying monkeys out after you! Yes my pretties, fly, fly! Mwahahahahaha! (Don't mind me...as I said, I'm a bit out of it...)
Disclaimer: I have everything I need right here with me. I got the air in my lungs, and a few blank sheets of paper...but not Harry Potter. (Free cookies to whoever can tell me what movie that quote was from...except the part about Harry Potter.)
Dedications: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I honestly don't know. I mean come on give me a break! It's like 2:30 in the morning! I can't think this early.
Shutting up now. Here is the (VERY short) Chapter 6...
Chapter 6: Head Boy and Head Girl
(Again, Jennie wrote this chapter and hers are A LOT shorter than mine. SORRY!)
Lily woke up to the sound of a tap at her window. It was three Hogwarts owls, one for each of the girls. Lily took the letters from their beaks and gave them some water and cornflakes from breakfast. She watched them fly away, and then tore open her own letter. It said:
Miss L. Evans
We are proud to inform you and your family that you have made Head Girl.
"Yes!" Lily screamed, and then continued reading:
You will get your own room, and a bathroom and common room that you will share with the Head Boy, as well as a private indoor pool. Your badge is included as well with your normal list of supplies needed for the year. Term begins September 1. Once again Lily, congratulations.
Sincerely,
Albus Dumbledore
Headmaster of Hogwarts
Yuki and Adrian walked in just then, coming back from a 5 AM run. (a/n: very dedicated aren't they? I can't stand getting up at 6:30 for school, much less earlier than 5.)
"What is it Piccolo Fleur?" Adrian asked. (If you don't know it by now, it means Little Flower.)
"Guess who made Head Girl?" Lily asked calmly.
"Who?" Yuki asked.
"ME!" Lily shrieked.
"No way!" Yuki yelled.
"Wicked!" shouted Adrian.
Little did the girls know, not too far away, the Head Boy was getting his letter too...
"Yo Moony, get the mail, would ya?" whined James.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah...what am I, a House Elf?" Remus grumbled a bit too loud.
"What was that?" A smirking James asked.
"Hey look, our Hogwarts letters!" Remus quickly covered up, handing Sirius and James their respective letters. James noticed that his seemed to be heavier than usual. Curious, James tore his letter open right away and read:
Mister J. Potter
We are...blah blah blah...Head Boy...blah... own room...blah blah ...share common room and bathroom with Head Girl...private pool...congrats...September 1...badge...list...blah.
Sincerely
Albus Dumbledore
Headmaster of Hogwarts
Of course, being the Marauder he is, James didn't really read the letter, he just skimmed it. At least he got the important stuff.
"Well gentlemen," James said grandly, "meet the new Head Boy."
Sirius and Remus took one look at each other and burst out laughing, much to the displeasure of one James Potter.
A/N: Yep, that's it. The End, Fin, Caput, it's done. I told you it was short, didn't I? Yawn. So tired. Must crawl in to bed and stay there. Bye peoples! Make me happy and review!
Reviews:
SmileAtMe: I think I'll let you know first. I appreciate your input, and I don't mind criticism, but it is really rude and annoying when you keep pointing the same fault out over and over after the chapter's already posted. I can't (and won't) be changing it, so I'm sorry. As much as I appreciate the criticism, it's polite if you at least tell me one thing good about my story. And if I get just criticisms, fine, but at least make them three different ones, not the same thing over and over again. As for the Japanese and Italian (at least spell it right if your going to repetitively whine about it.) Jennie and I like it that way. In the fifth chapter, I admit I forgot, but everywhere else I supplied you with a translation into English. It's not odd, it's unique. If you haven't already guessed, I am a unique, outspoken person, so don't insult my ideas just because they're out of the ordinary. I have a teeny piece of advice for you: If you don't like it, don't read it. Or at least don't keep degrading yourself by repeating the same insult over and over when it's gramically incorrect and spelled wrong. Buh bye.
Celina Black: Thanks! I know the Marauders aren't very...nice in this story, but Jennie is always picking on them, and Yuki (a character from her other stories too) is like one of those man-eaters, and she wanted to make Yuki look better than the Marauders. I don't know, the Yuki/Adrian thing was her idea so...yeah. And oh, yeah, that's a good idea with the anonymous review thing. I fixed it right after I finished reading your review: )
Clumsyfaery: Thanks for the review!
Hpfreaklk: Thank you very much! If you read that rant I just had (I get carried away sometimes...) yeah, this story is really unique, but I'm a unique person. I don't like doing anything the way everyone else does unless I have to, or if it's really a lot easier than my way. : )
Bye guys! REVIEW! (Or remember, my evil monkeys are waiting...Mwahahahahaha!)
Shannon