A/N: Hello! This is a double Author fic! Yeseree buddees! Every odd chapter (ex: chap 1, 3, 5...etc) will be me, Becca, writing. Every even chapter (ex: chap 2, 4, 6) will be my dear cousin Nic. So when you leave reviews, put in brackets at the beginning of the review either "Nic" or "Becca" so we know who it's for :) if its for both of us, dont put anything.
Dislaimer: We own nothing but only if we add new characters.
PS:
(-ifoeahieoahgea-) are author notes
(nofehafoaehf) are actions
(((noefeafeaa))) are loud actions, like a slap or gasp
BECCA'S CHAPTER
Chapter One: Miroku is Kidnapped!
It was a sunny day and inuyasha, kagome, sango, shippo and miroku were sitting and watching the clouds go by. As if. Miroku was feeling up Sango as always, shippo was pissing off Inuyasha, and Kagome was reading Teen Magazine. "KAGOME!" Bellowed Inuyasha.
"Yeah?" she answered.
"You SUCK! Ahahahahahahahahha!" he yelled, running in circles then farther away from the group.
"SIT!" she screamed. But yet...wtf? Nothing happened.
"How come nothing happened?"
"Hey Kagome, you know why I'm so fat?"
"What?"
"Because...every time I sleep with your mom.,SHE MAKES ME A SANDWHICH! AHAHAHAHAHAA!"
"THAT'S IT INUYASHA I'M GOING HOME!"
"Bring me a sandwhich."
"ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Kagome, stomping away.
(-forgive me for interupting, but I'm switching to skit format-)
Inuyasha: chyea, whats her beef?
Miroku: Inuyasha, don't you think you should apologize?
Inuyasha: I'll apologize...when you admit you have body lice
Miroku: INU--
Sango: AHHHHHHH AND HE WAS TOUCHING ME AND EVERYTHING! (runs away)
Miroku: Ah! Sango my love, this isn't true!
Shippo: So that's why he was scratching alot...
Sango: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Woah! A demon the size of Kaede's hut x6 arrived!
Demon: Prepare to be aten alive! AHAHAHHAHAHAHA---huh?
Sango: AHHH HEADLICE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Miroku: No Sango! It isn't true!
Inuyasha: Actually, it's bodylice...
Sango: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Demon: Ehh...that's discusting
Shippo: Dude...tell me about it
Kikyo: Inuyasha. I've decided to love you again
Inuyasha: Yeah, yeah whatever! I'm tryin' to watch somethin'
Kikyo: PREPARE TO DIE YOU WORTHLESS HALF-BREED!
Inuyasha twitched.
Miroku: oop...that's done it
Inuyasha: what did you just say?
Kikyo: wothless. half. breed.
Inuyasha: oh! ok. I thought you said you were shirtless...
Kikyo/Kagome: WHAT!
Shippo: I'm not old enough for this
Miroku: Yeah right! You watch Kagome-sama and Sango bath!
Shippo: with no evil intentions like YOU!
Miroku: Oh yeah? Then why are your pants wet?
Shippo: AH! Kagome didn't put it back on!
All?
Demon: Hello? Why has everyone forgotten me?
Shippo: I...I...wear diapers (cries)
Inuyasha: what the hell is a diaper?
Sango: Leave it to Inuyasha to be stupid
Sango: (psst) Miroku? What's a diaper?
Miroku: (whispers back) Not a clue, Sango dear
Demon magically appears with reading glasses and a "Past-to-Future" handbook.
Demon: A diaper is a small absorbant cloth that a woman wraps around a baby in order to keep it from peeing all over. Once the baby pees, the diaper must be discarded and replaced with a new one.
Inuyasha: Whatever the fuck that means...
Sango: It means, that little shippo here wets the bed!
Shippo: I DO NOT!
Miroku: then why the diaper?
Shippo: I...I...
Inuyasha: spit it out damnit
Shippo: I WET MYSELF DURING THE DAY!
Inuyasha: And...lemmi get this straight...Kagome changes you?
Shippo: Yeah...
Miroku: nasty!
Inuyasha: bleh! Last time I hold HER hand
Demon: I...am available?
Sango: what's your name?
Demon: well, my name is Jeff
Inuyasha/Shippo/Sango/Miroku: Hi Jeff
Evil laughter in the distance.
Inuyasha: (growls) Who's there
Naraku: Inuyasha. I have come for--
Inuyasha: YOUR NOT GETTING THE JEWEL SHARDS!
Naraku: Eh? Dont want em' What I really want...IS YOU!
Sango: Who...?
Inuyasha: look Naraku, I know I'm drop dead sexy. But I'm not available
Shippo: Yeah, he's having a hard enough time playing around with two girls
Naraku: Dont flatter yourself. No way I'd want a puppy, Fluffy.
Sess: HEY! That's my nickname!
Naraku: I WANT MIROKU!
(((((GASP)))))
Miroku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
Sango: Good take em'!
Miroku: SANGO?
Sango: No way in hell do I want body lice!
Miroku: I DONT HAVE BODY LICE!
Naraku: Oh...(poofs up beside Miroku touching his shoulder) we can share our lice...together...
Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Inuyasha: Now THAT...was gay
KaGOME:Hey guys I'm---OMG ITS NARAKU...AND SESSOUMARU! Inuyasha! WHY ARENT YOU FIGHTING?
Inuyasha: well, Sesshoumaru is too busy dressing barbies and Naraku only wants Miroku
Sess: Now Barbie! Look pretty tonight for your date with Ken! What? Alright you can wear the pink dress!
Miroku: NOOOOO! NOO! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! KAGOME-SAMA! THEY'RE GIVING ME OVER TO NARAKU! HELP!
Kagome: You cant just GIVE Miroku to him!
Miroku: THANK YOU!
Kagome: You have to make a deal!
Miroku: OO n-nice g-generous K-k-k-k-kagome-sama?
Kagome: give us all your jewel shards Naraku, and you can have Miroku
Miroku: WHAT?
Naraku: DEAL! (chucks Jewel shards at Inuyasha)
Sango: Gee...that was kinda harsh
Shippo: Ya think?
Miroku: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Naraku zoomed off with his bride-to-be and everyone else (-not Jeff, he went home-) went into Kaede's hut.
4 HOURS LATER
Kagome: Gosh, I miss Miroku already
Sango: Yeah, it was too bad he had body lice
Inuyasha: He doesn't
Sango: W-what?
Inuyasha: He doesnt have body lice. You shoulda seen the look on your fa--
((WHAM))
Sango knocked Inuyasha out with her boomerang.
Sango: Let's go Kagome-chan! We're off to rescue Miroku!
Kagome: Are we sure we should leave him like that?
Keade: Go, child. I'll watch over him, and Shippo too
Kagome: Thanks Kaede!
Sango: KILALA! Where's Kilala?
Shippo: Oh! I forgot to tell you! She's having a sleep-over at Jeff's
Sango: WHAT?
Kagome: Oh dear
Inuyasha: ehb...bfo...ahhhhhhhhh... xX
Sango: Common Kagome! We're goin' on foot!
OUTSIDE...
"Eh? Sango? Which way to Naraku's cave?"
"Umm...uh...NORTH! No...SOUTH! No...AHHH! I HAVE NO IDEA! Lets go East."
Down the east road, they met up with Kouga.
"KAGOME!"
"Hey..." answered Kagome, sweatdropping.
"Where are ya headed?" asked Sango, curious.
"To Naraku's Cave!"
"Us too! Well, cya."
"Umm...Kagome? Sango? Naraku's cave...would be...that way." Kouga said, pointing North.
"Right, right! We knew that," stuttered Sango, and headed South.