NIC'S CHAPTER
Dislaimer: We own nothing but only if we add new characters.
Chapter Two: On The Road To Naraku's Cave!
kagome:MUHAHAHAHAHA!i have gone crazy cuz we havent ate in 5 dayz!hahaha
sango:its only been 15 min.! pull your self together man! (slaps kagome across face)
kagome: (goes cock eyed) ha hahahaah haaaaa (starts running around in circles) haaaaahhhhhaa
sango: there will be no living with her after this...
BACK WITH KAEDE
inuyasha: (starts moaning) ohhhh yeah...OHHH YES!
shippo:let go inuyasha your hutring me!
inuyasha: (wakes up) I was having a good dream it was about that new TV show called stacked..i was helping put books away it felt so good i think im gunna become a librarian.
kikyo:was i there?
inuyasha:huh?
kikyo:what?
inuyasha:lozer say wut!...(pause) wut?
shippo:you guyz are so dumb you make naruto look smart.
kikyo/inuyasha:wut?
kaede:exactly!
WITH NARAKU
miroku: (thinks in head) i wounder wut there gunna do to me!maybe feed me cake, take me on a nice boat ride... and ohh ohhh ohhh i might get to ride a pony! ohh pretty lady help me up on to the pony ohhhh yes...
sesshoumaru:ha...hahahaha! we've got you now (makes barbie steal ken and put him in her california dream van) muhahaha!
naraku: (thinks in head) i wounder wut barbies gunna do to ken? (starts crying softly) nothing that i wouldnt do, i hope!
jaken:if you like pina-coladas and getting cought in the rain... if your not much into yoga and have half a brain!
kanna:i got a game we can play...LETZ TALK LIKE THIS (starts talking in a deep voice) HAHA
kagura:OK (starts talking like that too) HAHAHA RIN COME AND JOIN US THIS IS FUN TO PASS TIME!
rin:naw im gunna go out side.
sesshoumaru:ok but shut the door when you leave!
rin:but wut door-
sesshoumaru:JUST DO IT!
WITH SANGO
kouga:where are we?
the crocodile hunter:your in the safari desert mate huntin' Naraku and his gang of misshapps
kagome: (crawling on ground) i need food its been 2 months! hey i see a deer gets up and runs after it haha MEAT!
sango:wuts a safari!
kouga:whos he!
the crocodile hunter:wait kagome use your teeth to rip off the meat!
kagome:hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(the crocodile hunter leaves)
kouga:ok that guy was totaly...WICKED!
kagome:ha...i have tamed my hunger and now i shall sleep! (lies on ground and starts snoring)
sango:but its only 3:30pm!
kagome:a man needs her beauty sleep!now sleep or leave!
sango/kouga:-.-
WITH KAEDE
inuyasha:everybody dance now! (music playz in background)
kikyo/shippo/kaede: (starts dancing)
inuyasha: me thinks i know why sesshoumaru and naraku have so much fun!
MC hammer:stop...hammer time! (starts doing the bump)
every1: (starts doing the bump) cant touch this!
inuyasha:im goin' to Mc donalds...(starts walking)
WITH NARAKU
The challenging game of Pictionary raged on.
Miroku: Naraku, I dont think I can do this
Naraku: Come on Patrick---I mean Miroku, I need you
Miroku: I JUST CANT ACT OUT A WOODEN TWINKIE!
Kanna: Damnit Miroku! U werent supposed to say the answer!
Kagura: one point from naraku's team!
Jaken: nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
kagura: what do you guys say to a game of twister?
Sesshoumaru: sure, why not? Comon Ken!
LATER...
Miroku: common Jaken! It's your turn!
Jaken: but i dont wanna playyyyyyyy!
Naraku: shut up! now bend over and show me your dark side
WITH SANGO
sango: we've been walkin' around for 3 hours now cant we stop
kagome:you guyz i think somethings wrong with me..(turns to them to find shes foaming from the mouth)
sango/kouga:AHHHH!
kouga:ok just dont go near her!or else she will try and bite you!
sango:ok run!
kagome: its from when i brushed my teeth i forgot to rinse my mouth out--
kouga:run i think its from that raw meat she ate!
kouga/sango:run away! (runs away)
kagome:nooooooooooooooo! (starts running on all four legs)
WITH INUYASHA
inuyasha: wut do you mean you moved Mc donalds right be side narakus cave? damn asses giving him all the Mc chickens he can eat...(starts mumbling)
Luckly for him hes smarter than the otheres and rode jeff all the way there.
As he started to go into the cave he seen yu-gi-oh walk up to him.
yu-gi:i callange you to a duel
inuyasha:your on lil' man (wipps out his pack of duel monster cards)
Just then sango and kouga run in the cave and the kagome behind them...
sango:RUN! kagome has rabees and she tried to tell use its from tooth paste!
kouga:yeah and she just about bit me!
inuyasha: (puts finger on kagome's foam and tastes it) it is tooth paste you dumb asses!
yu-gi:umm did you guyz for get about me the king of duel monsters...
inuyasha:ok,ok keep your panties on
becca:this is definately were i parked my car!
kagome:HAHAHAHA!IM GUNNA EAT YOU! (runs at her on all fours)
becca:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (runs away)
kouga:that had nothing to do with enything, but kick his fucking cartoon ass inuyasha!
WITH KAEDE
kaede:inuyasha is this you as she pets her wigohh youve goten a hair cut!
shippo: Z..z
kikyo:yo yo check it i got this friend her name is sango her balls hang low and they wabble to and fro
magical pig:yo that was tight bro im gunna hook you up with P.I.G.L.E.T. records
kikyo: really! ive always dreamed of being a baker...