Disclaimer: sorry it took me so long I've had writers block for this one. To write this I don't own Ranma ½ (I wish I did) thanks now back to the story.

Chapter 5 Ranma's little secret might slip out.

Review: Ranma I've been trying to tell you something for a while. "Could Akane be trying to tell me what I've been trying to tell her", thought Ranma.

Back to the story.

"What is it Akane," said Ranma with his heart jumping for joy.

"Ranma I Lo Lo… AH P-Chan don't go on Ranma," yelled Akane!

Ranma slightly hurt, "ALL YOU WANTED TO SAW TO ME WAS THAT!"

"NO RANMA P-CHAN IS PEEING ON YOU," Said Akane trying to get P-Chan off Ranma.

"OH DON'T BRING RYO… WHAT DID YOU SAY HE WAS DOING," said Ranma as he looking down to discover what Akane meant, "Damn you, you are going on the frying pan now, NOW I CAN FINNALY HAVE RYOGA BACON!"

"Ranma don't you dare," Yelled Akane.

"He's asking for it this time Akane," Yelled Ranma with the cooking utensils at his side.

"SQWEEEE," yelled P-Chan!

BAM!

(Ranma on the floor unconscious.)

"I'm sorry Ranma I couldn't let you hurt P-Chan," said Akane looking like she was about to cry.

"AAAAHHHHH, WHAT YOU DO TO RANMA GIRL," Squalled Shampoo seeing Ranma pretty much dead on the floor!

"AHH RANMA HONEY," Screamed Ukyo.

"Wait it's not what you think," said Akane trying to make sure they wouldn't try to kill Akane. (A/N-Umm yeah sorry didn't notice it before tehe)

"Wha… What happened," asked Ranma as he started to wake up?

"Were not very sure are selves," Started Ukyo.

"WAIT I remember, Said Ranma, "I was trying to tell Akane that I Lo…

"Ranma Trying to tell Akane What Ranma," asked Shampoo?

"UHH…" Started Ranma realizing what would happen if he said the truth, "That she need's to tell that Stupid ass pig away from me before I make Bacon outta him!"

"Ranma Your Such a JACK ASS, "yelled Akane at Ranma!

That's it for now next time will be After Five days (that's what the Chapter will be called) Till them press the Sexy button at the bottom