(-This chap has nothing to do with the chap name-)
Inuyasha whopped Yugi with his duel monster cards, using a Flipengolferd (-made it up...-) to kill Yugi's... magician chick. Lol. Everyone dashed into the cave and started looking for Miroku, but...he was nowhere to be found?
"Hey, what's this?" asked Sango, as she reached for a sticky note stuck on the side of the cave.
It read...
Dear Sango,
Miroku here. I'd just like to say that I've fallen in love with Naraku-kun and I want to be his bitch.
PS: Don't wait up for me.
PPS: There's room for Inuyasha.
Sincerely,
Miroku.
"WHAT THE F--"
"Settle down Inuyasha. That can't be Miroku!" shouted Kagome.
"How do you know that?"
"Since when does Miroku use a pink 'Barbie and the Rockers' marker?"
"Oop, that's mine."
"SESSHOUMARUUUUUUUUU!"
"Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MIROKU!"
"Owwie...OWWIE..." Sesshoumaru cried, "Inuyasha your hurting me!"
"Ohh, I'll show you hurt."
"OWWWieee Inuyasha! My EYES!"
"Boys, stop." interfered Kagome.
"What a pretty lady!" exclaimed Sesshoumaru excitedly.
"Why thank you!" Kagome replied happily, as Inuyasha snorted.
"Not YOU doofas! BARBIE! Blue is really her color."
"What?"
"Blue is her color."
"WHAT..."
"BLUE...IS...HER...COLOR"
"WWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTTT"
"BLUE IS REALLY HER---"
"Okay yeah, shut up now," said an annoyed Sango, as she inspected the wall for boogy traps to open the wall, slide the wall, or whatever else it could do.
"Welp," Sesshoumaru stood up, "I'm going back. They're having a good game of twister, and me and Barbie are the champs. We beat Naraku ten times straight."
"CAN WE GO WITH YOU."
"You don't have to yell. Ask politely and say please," pouted Sesshoumaru, crossing his arms.
"No way in hell am I saying please."
"Awwe. Is wittle Yasha too scawed to say pwease?"
"Fuck off Sesshoumaru..."
"Potty mouth...scaredy cat..."
"AM NOT!"
"Common Barbie, no point in wasting time with wittle scawed Yasha."
"THAT'S IT!"
"Sesshoumaru," Sango asked politely with a smile, "may you and...'Barbie'...take us to play Twister?"
"I thought you'd never ask! You're such a sweetie pie."
"Umm...y-yeah sure..."
Kagome: Well that was just the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
They walked up to the cave wall, and Sesshoumaru shouted, "SUPASTA," and walla, the walls magically opened. Beyond the wall, there was a long hallway lit with torches. As everyone looked around, there were paintings of waht seemed to be Naraku in different clothing. Eh? I'm not going into full detail here. (Unless you like that sort of thing...haha)
Jaken: GO NARAKU, GO NARAKU, GO NARAKU
(Naraku breakdancing on Twister sheet)
Miroku: w00t!
Sango: Miroku?
Miroku: Sango! I missed you! Come, join the game!
Naraku walked away from the rest of them followed by Inuyasha, not far behind but unseen.
"Why are you following me? Is it because you like me?"
"No."
"I know your secret."
"What secret? Wtf are you on?" asked Inuyasha, regretting he even came.
"Ahahahahahahahahaha."
"What's the matter with you!"
"Ahahahahahahaha."
"Wtf?"
"Eat me! Ahahahahahaha"
"WHAT?"
"Ha...HAHAHAHAHA...ha."
Inuyasha, now totally freaked out, took off and ran screaming for Kagome.
"What's the matter Inuyasha?"
"Kagome! Naraku is hitting on me and telling me to eat him!"
"Che. Cheater."
"What Jaken?"
"Nothing."
"OH MY GOD!" shouted Kagome, realizing she was late.
Inuyasha: what's the matter?
Kagome: I have to go get Nic!
Inuyasha: Who's Nic?
Kagome: This guy
Inuyasha: which guy?
Kagome: NIC!
Inuyasha: Who's Nic?
Kagome: ARGH! Kilala!
Sango: Kilala isnt here, remember?
Kagome: ohhoho...shit
Jeff: I'm heading back, I'll take you
Kagome: YAY!
Inuyasha: Who's NIC?
Kagome: ILL BE BACK!
Sesshoumaru: Okay!
ON THE PLANE...
Nic was on the plane, in first class, on his way to Japan to meet his friend Kagome. He wanted to lay back in the chair, but he couldnt figure out how the machine worked. He glanced at a switch sitting to his left, so he pulled it and flew back. The guy behind him smiled gently, and pointed to a button just above the arm button, and Nic pressed the button and got his chair in the position he desired. (-Sounded wrong...lol-)
Right now, Nic didn't want to think about all the people staring at him. Hell, he didn't even know how the pillow got there. He was just too embarrased to do anything, so he decided to sleep the rest of the trip away.
Kagome and Nic drove back to Kagome's house, and jumped down the well.
(-Incase you dont remember Nic, he's the other author. He used me in his last chapter, so I'm putting him in this one.-)
Kagome: I'm back!
Inuyasha: WHO's NIC!
Nic: ME! Hello!
Inuyasha: What business do you have with Kagome?
Nic: Well, I uno. I just magically got poofed onto a plane and somehow knew Kagome.
Sango: Well that makes sense.
Miroku: COMMON!
Naraku: too bad Miroku! You lost for good!
Sango: Common you guys, it's getting late.
Miroku: Didn't you read my note?
Kagome: holy shit it actually was Miroku
Inuyasha: o.O
Sesshoumaru: Common Ken! Let's go tuck Kelly and Skipper in.
Nic: OH MY GOD! MIROKU'S BEING BRAINWASHED!
Naraku: I do not understand this nonsen--
Kagome pulled off a little mechanical spider on Miroku's shoulder.
Naraku: Ohhh...you mean THAT...it was a fashion statement! A wedding gift!
Sesshoumaru: He's right. The real brain-control device is on his smelly armpit.
Naraku: SESSHOUMARU!
Inuyasha cut off the little thing, and Miroku was yet again safe. Well, sorta. Now they just had to get out of here.
Miroku: INUYASHA...my hero! (bats eyelashes)
And so, they left Naraku's cave, as he cried of loneliness.
Naraku: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!
AN: And I'll leave it at that and let Nic get on here to write his chap.