A/N: The good news: I'm updating!

The bad news: It's been too long. XD I'm really sorry everyone, the problem is that I haven't been working on Golden Sun. (Dang, I didn't know it'd take so long to get to freakin' Lemuria. X.x;; ) Oh... and I haven't had a big heart for comedy... but I wanted to write, so I tried to get myself into a comedic mood. I've been writing lots of ToS angst. .o.o.

Anyway, I did get a flame. Go on and check it out on my profile... (on da Hall of Flame, duh!) XP I'll show you WHATEVER!.:giggles:

Disclaimer: ShimaGenki doesn't own Golden Sun. She doesn't own a scanner either. That sucks. ;.;

Happy Birthday Sheba!

"So, let's see what's on the list..." Piers stared at the little piece of paper that had been given to him (well, shoved in his face) from Felix. "Present (something pretty!), a cake, candles, balloons-- what are those?"

"Huh?" The Venus adept snatched the list from Piers as he frowned. "Stupid Jenna. Oh, haha, that's soo funny! Let's confuse your brother with things that don't exist! Haha-- ARG!" He chucked the paper, that was almost lost in a soft breeze before the other man caught it.

"Geez, Felix, if I didn't know you were a Venus adept, I'd think you were a Fire adept!" He chuckled as Felix sarcastally did the same. "Come on, cheer up! At least you're away from your sister."

"But I have to do this crud with you!" He cupped his mouth, as if to catch his mistake before letting it go: which it had already been let loose. "I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

"That's quite all right," The Mercury adepted shrugged as Felix relaxed. Just because Piers irritated him didn't mean he didn't feel guilt. "Well, let's take care of this as soon as we can. Then you can get away from me. Okay?"

"Wait, Piers, I didn't mean it like--" But the azure-haired man had already started to walk into the town's entrance. "that..."

Happy Birthday Sheba!

"Let's see... a present. Something... pretty?" Piers pinched his chin softly in his forefinger and thumb before turning to his partner. "Hey, you have a sister. What would be pretty?"

"For Sheba? Something purple probably. Or white. And fluffy, gotta be fluffy."

"Hmm... ah, what about this?" Pulling it gently off the rack, Piers held up a long purple cape, with gold embroidery and beautiful designs. It was silky soft, almost slippery to the touch. A ruby brooch clipped around the neck, also creating a hood. "It's not fluffy, but with the amount of fabric here, it should be fluffy. Felix?"

"Hnn... sure, yeah, Sheba would like it," he responded dully.

"Come on! At least try to take care in Sheba's present. You wouldn't want to disappoint her, do you?" The brunette tensed. Disappoint?

"ARG! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND YOU DON'T CARE! YOU DISAPPOINT ME!

"NUU! SHEBA, OW! STOP IT! JENNA! JENNAAA! STOP EATING THE FREAKIN' POPCORN-- ...oh, haha, you're so-- OW! SHEBAAAA!"

"Well, looks like this needs a second look, doesn't it?" The adept laughed nervously as he quickly grabbed the cape and looked for anything wrong with it. "Nope, nope, it's perfect!"

"Felix, are you feverish? You're acting strange." The healer raised an eyebrow as Felix nervously and wildy shook his head no. "All right. That takes that off the list. Next, the... candles..." He stopped to watch Felix do a funny dance like motion over to the counter and chuckled shakily as he paid for it. "...I'm going to make sure he's okay later."

Happy Birthday Sheba!

"Hey, aren't we going to need a cake?" The swordsman pointed his index finger to the particular item on the list.

Piers shook his head. "We can get that last. You don't want to drag around a cake everywhere, do you?"

"I suppose not..." He yawned afterward. "Okay, so, after that is candles, which we picked up from that last store. So we need... balloons? Argh, freakin' sister! Why does she like picking on me so much?"

"I think she said something about it being amusing..."

"You talked to her?" Felix's eyebrows furrowed. "So, she takes amusement from my pain? You don't need to answer that, I already know the answer."

"Let's just get the supplies that we need for--"

"I'll show her amusement!" At this time, the two had happened to be in an Item Shop, and Felix stormed enough to not notice the small stool that he came to trip over. "Ow..."

"Felix, are you all right!" Piers and the woman behind the counter (who happened to be eavesdropping the whole time from boredom) rushed over to him. The male of Mercury flipped his companion onto his back, who stared into his eyes.

"Nngh... Piers..." he groaned. Piers immediately felt for his forehead, which was, indeed, almost as hot as Hell itself. "I should've known. All right, come on." He lifted the other up as the woman tried to help, but Piers insisted on taking him to the Inn to rest instead.

Happy Birthday Sheba!

"Piers?..."

"Shh, just sleep." Piers was stuffing supplies into an obviously new pack. "You need to get better if we're going to make it back on time tomorrow for Sheba's birthday."

"Ugh, what happened?" The brunette sat up, letting the covers fall to expose his single layer of clothing of a white shirt and pants. "All I remember is tripping..."

"Why didn't you tell me you felt sick?" he asked, not actually answering the question. "You said you were fine."

"I thought it was just out of frustration..." He rubbed his head.

"Frustration? How do you feel sick from frustration?"

"It happens." Felix fell back upon the bed and closed his eyes. Avoid conversation and go back to sleep.

"Felix?" He rose to where he was working and leaned over his accomplise. "Felix, are you still awake?"

"Nngh... Piers..." He was taken aback as two hands reached up and grabbed his sleeves. "There's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time..."

"But-- wait-- huh?"

"I..." The most unexpected thing happened. Something pressed against his lips, something soft and gentle...

Felix was kissing him.

A/N: Boohahaa! There. ;.; Now, don't kill me. It's been updated. :cower:

Okay, so maybe it wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be. But it's still light-hearted, ne? I love Felix's new 'tude... Easy to irritate.

So, yeah. I have a feeling that this fic is going to be shorter than I thought it would be... please review! n.n .o.o. Commend my efforts. X3