& now for something completely normal (Temporary title)
By Greengo
Chapter2; Preperation
/Greengo's hell hole/
After they return, Greengo goes for a shower for he didn't quite get all the LCL out & can still hear voices in his head… before realising that they are his normal voices asking when is he gonna get more beer. C.j sets the computer to make the next trip to Tokyo 3, making sure it's not amist a certain appending doom again, james is playing solitaire with Greengo's hentai cards, Chris is away making a tequila sunrise.
Chris; So whats the plan now?
C.j; Ask Greengo, I only know that he's going to insert himself in the story as a pupil
Chris; Oh, Sips Mmmmmm… tequila sunrise
James; Y'no you cant call that a tequila sunrise… it kinda needs tequila to be one, that's just orange juice & grenadine
Chris; Shoosh… & playing solitaire with those cards… isn't that a euphemism for masterbating?
James; Fuck up, you got that from Exploitation now
Chris; sip
Greengo; Well nows the time to set the plan in motion… im just out the shower & horny as fuck
C'j; You coulda NOT of told us that part
Greengo; Meh
James; So what now?
Greengo; Well seeing as we are going to the Tokyo school we will need uniforms
C.j; Arent they going to notice our age difference?
Greengo; Arent you aware that im writing this?
C.j; Fair nuff
/Tokyo 3 – that school they go to; about 6 months after the incident/
It was a normal day in the pilots regular class, the pupils separated into there regular groups, with only Rei sitting by herself strangly enough with her arm back in it's regular place. The three stooges were sitting up at the back whilst Asuka & Hikari were sitting down towards the left as the red head bitch was trying to both listen to Hikari talk about Touji & what the three stooges were talking about 'probably perverted things about me no doubt' she thought before giving Shinji a crippling glare, he wasn't looking in her direction yet still had a sudden shiver down his spine. Suddenly Hikari jumped up & took her role as the sensei eventually came in.
Hikari; Alright, Stand, bow, Sit down
She got a warm feeling as she always enjoyed her daily power boost by bossing the class about. They all took there seats & the class began by the sensei picking up that little book that contained so much damn boring stuff… The pupils in the past tried to destroy the book, but the bloody thing turned out to have an AT field, they asked Rei if they could use the lance of longenous, yet she stated two facts… One, it was in the moons orbit & Two, It's a bit big to sneak into class. Just as most pupils pulled out there travel pillows & sleeping masks, there was a knock at the door & a timid secretary came rushing in mumbling something into the old sensei's ear before running back out, the class tried to listen in but as soon as they perked up she was gone, the Sensei then began the announcement.
Sensei; Well, class it appears that we have some new pupils, four infact looks towards door You can come in now!
The door opened & there was a pause before one of the boys looked as if they were shoved in & the other three followed. They lined up in front of the black board & scanned the class as they waited for further instructions.
Sensei; Now now don't be shy… please step forward & introduce you're self to the class… er… Chris
Chris; Hi, im Chris & my collegues & myself are exchange students from Scotland… pleased to meet you
The class nodded, Chris in his normal tidy school uniform stepped back
James; Im James & I hate being looked at, other than that hello
The class averted there eyes as James's stare was blood thirsty & only second to Asuka's, he stepped back in his ill-fitting uniform
Greengo; Alright ladies im Greengo, hopefully I will get to know some of you better Wink
The girls in the class had already classified him as sleazy & stared at him & some of the boys cracked there knuckles as Greengo stepped back in his average uniform with a packet of something just hinting itself out of his breast pocket… the class never seen un-japenese logo's & wondered what exactly "Condomi" made, the classes expression changed as they clasped eyes on the next new pupil
C.j; Good evening, im C.j, that is all
He stepped back in his sharp suited uniform that was completely black except from two cufflinks with skulls & solid silver belt buckle, the class received a bad aura from him & some of the pupils who's families owned shrines started to recite prayers to ward off evil spirits. Suddenly Asuka rose to her feet
Asuka; Hey you're the bastard who invaded my Eva
C.j; If you don't shut up I'll envade you're back passage
Asuka; …WHAT THE HELL, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT… MEIN GOTT YOU'RE WORSE THAN SHINJI!
Shinji; Hey, I never said I would invade you're back passage
Asuka; WAS I TALKING TO YOU?
Sensei; Well… er… please take you're seats so we can continue with the class
They all made there way to the back of the class, except Greengo who was trying to sit next to Rei before quickly being dragged back by C.j , Shinji just looked at the new pupils, then to Touji & Kensuke before mouthing 'Scottish people are scary'.
The bell rang & everyone was packing themselves out of boredom central to what is undoubtibly the best period of school… lunch, C.j "Convinced" some pupils to leave a table so they could sit & discuss phase three of Greengo's plan.
James; So what now?
Greengo; We eat, dumbass
James; I meant the next step of this fan fic
Chris; Yeah, ive been wondering that myself… I mean by what you have told me, you hated school
Greengo; I do, but as well as getting back on some undisclosed issues, we are doing this to solve some of the problems that occurred in NGE
C.j; Such as?
Greengo; Sort out the 'who gets Shinji' debate for one… now if you will excuse me, food awaits
Chris; Er… you didn't actually bring any lunch or money
Greengo; … … … Dang
Shinji sat next to the usual suspects as they talked about the daily goings on that a bunch of 15 year olds do, his attention as usual was focused on Rei who, as always, sat by herself reading a book & nibbling an apple occasionally.
Touji; Hey Shinji, wish you were that apple so her silky lips would wrap around you some time, huh?
Shinji; What… N… NO
Kensuke; Aw come on… why else would you look?
Shinji; It's… just, that I still haven't been able to confront her ever since that… that I saw those things in central dogma
Kensuke; You mean the clones?
Shinji; Yeah… how exactly do I work that into a conversation?
Touji; Beats the hell outta me
Shinji went to take another bite out of his sandwich & looked up towards Rei once more, only this time his gaze was met by hers, he froze for a minute getting lost in pools of crimson that were her eyes… he suddenly snapped out of it by finding out that he was choking on his sandwich.
Shinji; GAAAK…cough… Lac..ck of…gulp AIR… cough Cant… breathe… Ooooooo pretty… colours…Kauro? OOFFFF!
By this time Touji was giving shinji the hymnic manouver, the school population looked on as the situation looked extremely dodgy what with Touji standing right behind Shinji, grabbing onto his chest & thrusting into his back as Shinji's face was in pain & then a sigh of relief as he coughed up the piece of sandwich.
Touji; WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?... HE WAS CHOKING!
As Touji went to pound the sources of words such as 'sodomist' & 'yaoi freak' Shinji sat back down getting his breathe back, he then looked back up at Rei who was back to reading her book. He sighed & began eating his sandwich again… carefully. Lunch had finished & the class were forming a slave labour line back into the enpitemy of boredom, Greengo for some strange reason grabbed a staple gun & an eraser from the Sensei's desk before proceeding to his seat & C.j passed Asuka as they both evil eyed each other, sparks of hellbound energy could be seen shooting across the class & cancelling out between them as Asuka had fire in her eyes piercing against the somewhat emotionless gaze of pure dark aura & general bastardisation of evil. Shinji couldn't quite put his finger on it but he felt this from someone before but as soon as C.j sat down & wrapped his hands around his chin Shinji nearly collapsed with shock.
Hikari; Alright stand up, bow, sit down
Said a tingly class rep as the Sensei had actually came in on time, as he droned on Shinji re-collected his senses & looked over at Rei to see her as usual leaning her head on her hand & staring out the window… most of the class at some time wondered what exactly she looked at all day… turns out she had a perfect view into a couple of houses & either spent the day watching t.v or a couple make out, with the rare treat of a guy working out in spandex shorts. None of which was happening today & the t.v was rubbish, so her thoughts strayed towards Shinji & why he was staring at her during lunch, she switched on her desktop computer & began typing. Shinji was about to fall asleep but slammed his head off the table when his computer started bleeping, he looked about to see only a few smirking faces & then opened up the instant message;
Pilot Ayanami; Hello, pilot Ikari
Berserker; Hi Rei, wots s'up?
Pilot Ayanami; I am just curious
Berserker; About wot?
Pilot Ayanami; Why were you staring at me during lunch
Berserker; …
Pilot Ayanami; Is something the matter?
Berserker; nno… just, that we haven't talked much in awhile
Pilot Ayanami; Indeed we have not, do you wish to speak to me now
Berserker; Welll im not sure what I want to say really :s
Pilot Ayanami; I see
Pilot Ayanami; Do i… make you uneasy?
Berserker; Wot… no, well maybe… NOT U exactly… it's just something I seen
Pilot Ayanami; And that would be?
Berserker; Well…
Pilot Ayanami; Is it when you saw me naked?
Berserker; No, not that… it's to do with NERV & those laboratories way down below
Pilot Ayanami; You are aware that we are being monitored by NERV personnel?
Berserker; Ah… Well, if we cant talk bout it here… then…
Pilot Ayanami; I will speak to you at a more private location at some point
Berserker; Ok
Conversation has been cancelled by "Pilot Ayanami"
Shinji looked over at Rei who was back to looking out the window, he sighed before being hit on the head by something… he turned around to see Greengo with a crude projectile weapon made from an opened out staple gun & using eraser bits as missiles, he shrugged it off as the bell went signalling that it was time for P.E. Today was the joint class instead of the boys doing basket ball & girls doing swimming, this happened every last day of the week… Much to the boys joy & the girls dismay, though the mood suddenly swinged as they found out it was dodge ball, for the boys all feared the red devils un-natural aim, but no time to have a say… let the games begin!
Kensuke; May-day May-day we are under attack, TAKE COVER!
Chris; AHHHH it's school all over again
Touji; What you mean 'all over again'?
Chris; Well… um… LOOK OUT!
Chris quickly ran away from Touji's inquiries as the jock stupidly turned around to be greeted by a ball in the face
Hikari; OH NO TOUJIIII… Asuka how could you hit him right in the face?
Asuka; Show no mercy, that's my motto.. now who's next?
She scans the court to see Shinji, Kensuke, a couple of the other boys & two of the newcomers, her predatory instincts decide to prey on the weakest first
Kensuke; Oh bum… CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED… AHHH IVE BEEN HIT, MAYDAY
Asuka; Too easy… only Shinji & the newbies left
Asuka aims for C.j, but he swoops out the road only for the ball to hit Greengo for his technique of standing behind people just showed the major flaw
Greengo; Bollocks, I was never good at this game
C.j; Observation is the key… that & being bloody fast
Shinji; I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away
Asuka; Ah ha… baka shinji, say you're prayers
Shinji; FUCK THIS… im a running as fast as my scrawny legs can take me
He runs towards the basket pole for it is the only kind of defence… but is knocked off his feet as Asuka hurls the ball at his legs, he goes flying into the pole at an easy 30 mph
:THUD:
Asuka smirks & walks up to the injured Shinji who is at a puzzlement of either holding his balls or his nose, she bends over in her superior stance… hands on hips
Asuka; AWW… did I hurt you, poor baby
Shinji; DAMMIT… WHEN WILL THE HURTING STOP?
Asuka; Well maybe if you… 0o;;
:CRACK:
Asuka stood there in utter disbelief as she felt the impact of the ball wallop full force on her ass… as she stood in ambivalence the class went silent & stared at a smirking C.j
C.j; Dumm esel hundin… How could you be so careless as to turn you're back when you're not finished… Complete slacker
Asuka; Kinnnda reminds of one of my ex boy…! HOW DARE YOU, YOU WILL PAY WITH YOU'RE SCROTUM
She was held back from attacking C.j, who just stood still & began laughing in a sinister way, before high fiving James & making his way to the changing room. As the rest of the class went in to the changing rooms, they congradulated the 'slayer of the red dragon' & the three stooges were having the usual talk.
Touji; Man she is such a sado masochistic bitch
Kensuke; Im amazed you know such a word, but yes I agree
Touji; But she sure did get her come uppance today… RIGHT UP THE ASS!
Shinji; Not so loud… she has un-earthly hearing
Touji; Hey im in a happy mood, still so glad my leg re-appeared
Chris; You're welcome
Touji; Huh?... You say something, uuu… chris?
Chris; Erm nope, that hit to the face musta screwed up you're hearing
Touji; I guess… So Shinji, how did it feel to see the look on her face as she was hit right up her ass hole?
Shinji; Priceless
Kensuke; Hey C.j, thanks again… she was long over due
C.j; I aim to please
The changing room was filled with laughter at the remark. They all made there way back for there final boredom of the day & most had a song in there hearts from the bringing down of the tyrant, Greengo was rummaging in the sensei's desk drawer & put whatever he found under his jumper before making his way to his desk, Shinji sat down & looked over towards Rei she was about to look back at him but was distracted by a large cry of pain as Asuka forgot about the bruising she got & sat down too quick.
Asuka; Mein gott that stings
As she jumped back up, leaned slightly on her table & rubbed her backside, unfortunately Rei was sitting behind her & got full view of this display of ass rubbing, Shinji wasn't sure… but he coulda swore he saw a faint smile on Rei's face. The class began to chuckle slightly & Asuka reverted to her former hellmatic self, she screamed at the top of her voice not noticing that both the sensei had came in & Hikari tried to get things to order.
Sensei; Um… Asuka, ASUKA… Pl… Please calm… Uh damn it I need a drink Goes into drawer WHERE THE HELLS MY WHISKEY?
Greengo; Hehe… I swiped his porn mag too :D
Not many heard Greengo's comment as they stopped & looked at the Sensei, he coughed & signalled that the class had began… Rei quietly sat there watching t.v. from the apartment across the road, when she was distracted by her desktop computer showing an attempted conversation;
Psycho in the shadows; Good evening Rei
Pilot Ayanami; Who is this?
Psycho in the shadows; That is none of you're concern for now
Pilot Ayanami; Im sorry I cannot continue this discussion with knowing who you are
Psycho in the shadows; … Fine, it is C.j
Pilot Ayanami; The "class hero"?
Psycho in the shadows; Indeed
Pilot Ayanami; What is it you wish to say then?
Psycho in the shadows; If I may be so bold, I am wondering about you & Shinji
Pilot Ayanami; We are both work collegues, what more is there to know
Psycho in the shadows; Oh you're work is pretty much finished, you're just merely on stand bye from a scared mans orders, do you not feel anything else towards Shinji?
Pilot Ayanami; We are also good friends, we have a special bond of friendship
Psycho in the shadows; Are you sure that is what he thinks also?
Pilot Ayanami; What are you implying?
Psycho in the shadows; Why do you think he always looks at you & then blushes when you notice?
Pilot Ayanami; I don't know… I am going to speak to him soon in privacy, perhaps I will ask him then
Psycho in the shadows; Sounds good
Pilot Ayanami; Why are you interested between me & Ikari?
Psycho in the shadows; It isn't me exactly… it is my friend Greengo & well he'd ask you but seeing as you're… if I may be so bold once more… beutifull, he has a tendancy to act…
Pilot Ayanami; Perverted?
Psycho in the shadows; …Indeed, well class is about to finish, so I'll bid my farewells, good luck with the talk, bye
Pilot Ayanami; Goodbye
Conversation canceled by "Psycho in the shadows"
She looked up & turned her head towards Shinji & started to ponder, C.j Wrapped his hands around his chin & smirked, Shinji felt a cold shiver from two directions at once.