Neon Genesis Evangelion- fan-fic
& now for something completely normal (Temporary title)
Chapter 5; Contrasting colours
/Rei's place/
Rei was looking into her wardrobe & gazing upon the dress she wore on that wonderfull night, she also had "Sonne" by Ramstein playing in the background. All was peacefull in the apartment of Rei, that was until, she heard the buzzer go off.
Rei; Who is it?
Asuka; Poss Festsetzung Mit Tod
Rei; Who?
Asuka; OPEN THE DOOR WONDER GIRL!
Rei; Oh… Pilot Sohryu, I was hoping to speak with you… please come in
Rei opened the door to come face to face with the, ever-so-slightly, pissed off Asuka. She immediately slapped poor unsuspecting Rei to the floor before making her way into the apartment
Rei; It is usually customery to greet one another with a simple "Hello" not knock them on the floor
Asuka; SHUT UP, THAT IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES
Rei; Please there is no need to shout, I am right here & my hearing is fine
Asuka; THERES PLENTY OF REASON TO SHOUT FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY SHINJI
Rei; Your Shinji?
Asuka; DAMN STRAIGHT
Rei; I do not see your name on him or him acknowledge that he is your property Pilot Sohryu
Asuka; WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Asuka pulled back to take a swing at Rei, but Asuka suddenly froze, unable to proceed with the attack, Rei merely stared at Asuka with those deep red eyes.
Asuka; WHA… WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING, WHY CANT I MOVE?
Rei; I have ceased your movements for the time being, we have much to talk about & would get no-where with your violence
Asuka; YOU… You ceased my movements… H…How?
Rei; That is one of the points I would like to start with.
/Outside Rei's place/ 10 minutes later
Shinji, Touji & Kensuke made there way up the steps & proceeded to Rei's door praying that they were not too late. Shinji tried to open the door only to find that for once it was locked.
Shinji; What… Rei never locks her door… Asuka!
Touji; Shit… She locked the door to make sure she wasn't interrupted
Kensuke; Ear against door There's no noise… so either there not fighting or…
Shinji; …Finished Starts banging door ASUKA DON'T YOU DARE HIT REI & OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Asuka; Click Go away im… busy Click
Kensuke; Is it just me or did Asuka sound as if she was crying a bit?
Touji; Devils can cry… still freaks me out
Shinji; Click Asuka, open the door… Rei are you alright? Click
Rei; Click I am fine… please come back later Shinji Click
Asuka; Click ALONE NEXT TIME Click
Shinji Stared at the intercom with a look of sheer confusion.
Touji; What exactly just happened?
Shinji; Im not… really sure
Kensuke; They appear to be ok… yet tearfull… even Rei!
Touji; Im confused… a little hungry… but mainly confused
Kensuke; Well there's nothing we can do right now… lets come back later, McDonalds anyone?
Shinji; Sure… I hope everything is ok
/NERV H.Q, Control Bridge/
Ritsuko was busy as usual & Maya was working just as busy yet adoring her Sempai at a distance. Suddenly the phone wrang & Ritsuko went for the phone only to grab Maya's hand instead as she also went for the phone, Maya blushed & there was a second of staring & possibly something else… well until the phone wrang again, Maya took her hand away as Ritsuko answered, unaware that Maya was now holding her hand up to her face in awe.
Ritsuko; Hello?
Yui; Ritsuko hi, it's me Yui
Ritsuko; Oh hello Commanderess Ikari
Yui; Oh please, im not going to be as formal as my husband, just call me Yui
Ritsuko; Ok, so what's up Yui?
Yui; Just checking on things… any luck with improving Synch ratio's?
Ritsuko; Well unfortunately since you left Unit 01 as it's soul we cant risk Shinji going in once more incase it takes him as the new soul, the other two units are going well, after they realised that Asuka's mother was in hers & Rei's had…
Yui; I see, sorry to cut you off but im going to have to attend an argent meeting with SEELE
Ritsuko; Ok bye Hangs up So Maya, how goes the… What are you doing with your hand?
Maya; Uh… itchy face, had to scratch
Ritsuko; With the back of your hand?
Maya; … Dang… Sempai, Ritsuko there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
/NERV H.Q, Ikari's Office/
Yui hanged up the phone & sighed before raising her hand & holding onto the intruding hand on her shoulders.
Yui; Fuyutsuki… could you please not give me a massage whilst im on the phone
Fuyutsuki; Oh but you looked so tense
Yui; I'll show you tense
Fuyutsuki; Uh oh im in trouble now -
& with that things started to take place that I could only describe if this were a lemon.
/McDonalds, Supermarket/
Shinji, Touji &Kensuke were enjoying there meals whilst trying to figure out what exactly the other pilots were up to.
Touji; So you highly doubt there having sex?
Shinji; For the last time… YES IM CERTAIN
Touji; Well im still keeping the mental image… Mmmmmm
Kensuke; Anyways do you think there… talking things through?
Shinji; Im not sure what to think… hey is that Hikari outside?
Touji; Hey Huney bunch… in here
Shinji & Kensuke; … Huney bunch?
Touji; Er… I meant Hikari
Kensuke; Yeah… sure
Hikari; Hey guys… Hits Touji I thought we were keeping it a secret?
Touji; … I… Couldn't… Keep my love for you a secret anymore?
Hikari; Awww so sweet Kiss
Shinji; Anyways… Hikari did Asuka say anything to you?
Hikari; She just said that she didn't feel well & she'd see me tomorrow… why do you ask?
Shinji; Ah… well technically she didn't feel well but it turns out the reason why is because she… Likes me & saw me kiss Rei
Hikari; Oh… So where is she now?
Shinji; At Rei's place
Hikari; And you's are just sitting here & eating? You know how Asuka likes to deal with situations?
Shinji; Well we did go to Rei's to stop it… but the door was locked & I don't think they were fighting… I could swear they were… Crying
Hikari; Asuka… Cry?
Touji; Or have sex… OFFFF!
As Touji doubled over from a sharp blow to his crotch from his girlfriends fist, Shinji's mobile went off.
Shinji; Hello?
Rei; Ikari… it's me Rei
Asuka; Damn it Rei… what did I tell you to say?
Rei; … Hello, Shinji-kun… it's me your blue hair'd ba… Pilot Sohryu I cant say this
Asuka; Oh never mind… hearing you say that in your usual tone was freaking me out anyways, Hey BAKA GET YOUR ASS UP HERE PRONTO Click
Hikari; Was that Asuka?
Shinji; Yep
Touji; Are they ok?
Shinji; In a way, yes
Kensuke; You don't look so good, you ok?
Shinji; I don't really know… but ive to be up there pronto
Hikari; Well… GO!
/Rei's place/
Shinji approached Rei's apartment door with all kinds of images floating about in his head 'Asuka killed Rei', 'Rei killed Asuka', 'Naked mud wrestling' He stopped from pressing the buzzer & made a mental note to deal with Touji afterwards about the whole sex idea's . Shinji held his breathe & buzzed the intercom. Before he managed to get his finger off the button, The door swung open & Asuka put her face right up to Shinji as if to head butt him, he recoiled & hit the ground.
Asuka; See what I mean Rei?
Rei; I guess so
Shinji; …. Eh?
Asuka; It has nothing to do with you Baka Turns around So tomorrow at 9?
Rei; That would be fine… Bye Asuka, Bye Shinji
Asuka; Right Shinji lets go… Shinji?
Shinji; … Eh?
Asuka sighed & dragged the face faulted Shinji home amusing quite afew fellow pedestrians on the sight of seeing a red head cursing in German whist dragging behind a dazed boy in school uniform by his hair. As Asuka managed to drag him up the stairs making a healthy thud noise as he bounced up every step to there apartment Shinji twitched.
Shinji; Goodbye Rei
Asuka; Tsk… mindless fool… But on the plus side… heh heh Vundebar
She quickly dragged him inside ingoring the penguin who had began to tremble as he saw the red demon with a large grin from ear to ear, she then turned slightly & dragged him towards her bedroom, along the way she was conjuring up all kinds of things she could do to him, that again I could only describe if this were a lemon L, unfortunately as she was day dreaming she failed to notice the table & Shinji's head cluttered off two of the legs which knocked him back into the land of making sense.
Shinji; Ow… what the hell hape… or is still happening?
Asuka; Sheish I wanted some nookie
Shinji; What was that Asuka?
Asuka; Never mind… I see your to your senses now?
Shinji; It appears so… god my ass hurts! Was Kauro here?
Asuka; Kauro…. Who the hells Kauro?
Shinji; The last angel that took a liking to my as… never mind
Asuka; I see… Anyways, theres a party at Rei's place tomorrow
Shinji; When was that planned?
Asuka; After me & her talked things through… who knew she was an angel
Shinji; Well technically we are as we… YOU TALKED THINGS OVER WITH REI?
Asuka; Yeah… why so surprised?
Shinji; I thought you hated her?
Asuka; I did… until I talked to her & found out she wasn't an emotionless doll… along with some other stuff
Shinji; Other stuff?
Asuka; Sigh in short she thought she was not long for this world so she felt no reason to do normal stuff… now that your dads dead she wants to become normal… Grins & that's where I come in
Shinji; By having a party?
Asuka; That's only the first step
Shinji; I see
Asuka; Aint I great?
Shinji; Indeed… & Asuka?
Asuka; Yes what is it Shinji?
Shinji; Can you let go of my hair?
/Greengo's hell hole/
Chris; A party, yey
Greengo; calm down child, it wont be a kids party
James; Even though they are kids?
Greengo; … … … Knackers, well Chris… continue with your Yey'iness
Chris; YEY
C.j; I presume we are invited?
Greengo shrugs
Just then, as of coincidence, Chris's mobile went off.
Chris; Hello?
Hikari; Hi, Chris… listen, Asuka has decided to organise a party at Rei's place tomorrow, could you tell your friends that they as well as yourself, are invited?
Chris; Sure
Hikari; Great, bring some snacks, bye click
C.j; & that was?
Chris; Hikari inviting us
Greengo; How'd she get your mobile number?
Chris; … class rep, in case of emergency
Greengo; Uh huh… "Emergency
Chris; Huh?
James; Never mind that sleazes mind
Chris; K… so what snacks should we bring?
Greengo; Snacks… you mean booze?
Chris; No… snacks
Greengo; Booze
Chris; S..N..A..C..K..S
Greengo; B..O..O..Z..E
C.j; Never mind him Chris, id say Pringles & stuff like that
Chris; Ok… should we bring drinks?
Greengo; Duh
Chris; Then we should go buy some
Greengo; Not so fast
Greengo goes to a cupboard in a far corner of his room & opens it, displaying a vast array of alchohol
Greengo; I believe I have that covered
/School/ Next morning
Another day, another boring ass class. Rei was on the laptop rather than looking out the window, Asuka & Hikari were making lists of some sort, & the three stooges were trying to come to terms with what is supposedly happening.
Touji; A party?
Shinji; Yep
Kensuke; At Rei's?
Shinji; Uh huh
Touji; Asuka suggested it?
Shinji; Yes .'
Kensuke; Asuka & Rei are friends?
Shinji sigh yes --'
Touji; A party?
Shinji; Oh for gods sake… DEAL WITH IT
Touji; no need to snap… just trying to get these news terms & concepts in my mind
Kensuke; Could take awhile
Touji;
Kensuke; '
Shinji; So got everything you need for tonight?
Touji; Myself… check
Kensuke; Myself plus video camera… check
Shinji sigh I meant food & what your gonna wear
Touji; Oh… I'll get back to ya
/Asuka & Hikari/
Hikari; A party?
Asuka; Yes
Hikari; At Rei's place?
Asuka; .
Hikari; Sorry
/Rei/
Rei; A party?
…
Rei; At my place?
…
Rei; what is this feeling… happiness… no… it's negative… oh, I banged my knee off the table.
Rei looks at her knee that has went slightly red
Rei; as im trying to be normal how should I react to this?
She gazes over the class & see's Greengo
Rei; I will do what he did once… CUNT, MA KNEE!
She exclaims as she jumps up clutching her knee, whatever was going on in class was now stopped in it's tracks as all pupils were now gazing at Rei in a bout of sheer shock, she sits back down.
Rei; Maybe… that wasn't the appropriate action
/School grounds/
Shinji yet again was watching rei from across the grounds as Touji & Kensuke were talking about… well Shinji didn't notice, what he did notice was that Asuka was walking over to Rei!
Shinji (Thinking); What… why Is Asuka going over to Rei, I thought they settled there differences
/School grounds – Rei/
Rei was quietly reading some poetry when a shadow came looming over, blocking her light. It was pilot soh… Asuka, Rei closed her booked & faced the firery second child rather than ignoring her.
Rei; Hello Asuka
Asuka; Hi Rei.
Rei; Is there something you wish to say?
Asuka; As a matter of fact I was wondering how the decorations in your house for tonights party were going?
Rei; Decorations?
Asuka; I thought as much… that's why I had a plan B, Hikari & I have all the necessary things for an average party, we'll be up after school to put them up ok?
Rei; Very well… thank you
Asuka; You… are welcome Rei, just try & be normal now… your free from him now
Rei smiled at the last comment, Asuka sighed with relief & turned around before something occurred to her
Asuka; Um… Rei?
Rei; Yes?
Asuka; I've only seen you in school uniforms… do you have any other clothes?
Rei; … Yes
Asuka; Oh… well that's good, wear something nice for the party… ok bye
Rei; Goodbye
Asuka continued her way back to Hikari when she came upon a person in her path.
Asuka; What do you want?
C.j; Oh nothing… just noticing this good deed of yours
Asuka; Is there anything else?
C.j; Just that it reminds me of a child playing with her dolls… dressing them up, having tea parties…
Asuka; It's not like that
C.j; Oh?
Asuka; Yes… I just want her to be normal… im not forcing her to change, just helping, nothing more
C.j; Very well
Asuka; Huh… no more retorts?
C.j; No… I was merely seeing if you were doing the good thing with no hidden agenda's, congratulations… you're being nice
& with that C.j walked away back from whence he came leaving a puzzled Asuka in his wake.