Neon Genesis Evangelion- fan-fic
& now for something completely normal (Temporary title)
Chapter6; Par-tah
/Rei's place/ An hour before the party
Asuka & Hikari were approaching Rei's apartment with a box full of decorations & c.d's. Hikari was looking around wondering how a girl could live in such a depressing area & then remembered it was Rei & that she wouldn't bother with such details. They approached the door & wrang the buzzer.
Rei; Click Hello?
Asuka; It's us Rei, let us in
Rei; Ok Click
Asuka & Hikari heard the doors lock being un-locked & were about to walk in as the door opened… well they would, if they weren't shocked by the fact that Rei was naked.
Rei; Why are you staring at me like that?
Asuka; … … … Naked
Hikari; … … … Naked Rei
Rei; Yes, yes I am naked
Asuka; WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?
Rei; You buzzed when I was in the shower, & is it not rude to keep guests waiting?
Hikari; A towel woulda done
Asuka; We have a lot to teach you wonder girl
/Rei's place/party time
It was time & the guests were all coming up the stairs, among the few were the three stooges & the newly dubbed four horsemen of the apocalypse… & for some reason Misato, Kaji, Ritsuko, Maya, Aoba & Hyuga were invited to as well as a few other classmates. Touji was the first to get to the door as Kensuke was helping Shinji with the box full of food.
Touji; Hey open up… this box is heavy
Shinji; You aren't even carrying the damn box
Touji; Your point being, do you deny that the box is heavy?
Shinji; No, but
Touji; Well then… case closed
Shinji; … … … Just open the damn door
The door opened & Touji was greeted by Hikari, they were about to greet each other in the way that boy & girlfriend usually do until Asuka stepped out scanning the area
Asuka; Hey, Shinji, get that food in here chop chop!
Shinji; :Mumble mumble: i'll :mumble: Chop chop you
Asuka; What was that
Shinji; Coming… So where's Rei?
Hikari; She's in the bathroom changing
Just then they heard the door unlock & Rei stepped out… in the gothic clothes, everyone face faulted except Shinji & Rei cocked her head to one side.
Rei; What is wrong?
Asuka; What the hell is that?
Rei; They are my "other" set of clothes that you requested that I wear
Asuka; When I said other… I didn't mean other than normal
Hikari; I think I preferred her naked.
The entire group look towards the girl as she just wished she could merge into the wall, but to no prevail.
Misato; Anyway… Rei you look very nice, I never knew you had such self fashioning, Now lets Par… tah
She said as she marched into the apartment. Half an hour had passed & everyone had settled down & the newely bought couch was already inhabited by light weights. The four & three were standing chatting away, with Asuka & Hikari within ear shot, Misato was chatting with Ritsuko
Misato; So why are you avoiding Maya this evening?
Ritsuko; You wouldn't understand, it was by something she said to me a couple of days ago…. Im not sure how to respond to it, I'll tell you when ive made up my mind
Misato; Why not now… she seems troubled by your response thus far
She points to Maya who just realised she was noticed looking at her sempai & blushed behind her drink.
Ritsuko; It's just that… she said she loved me
Misato; Oh
Ritsuko; Is that all you can say "Oh"?
Misato; I know about the hardships of love… but not in this way, give me a minute to think
Ritsuko; It's going to make working with her harder from now on
Misato; Never mind that… how do you feel towards her?
Ritsuko; Im not sure… you know how my love lifes went… I do feel flattered but im not sure if I like women
Misato; Only one way to find out
Ritsuko; … you can talk… im sure you never had to do something that you might regret later
Misato; & just what exactly do you call Kaji?
Ritsuko; Ah
Misato; Now who's short answered?
Rei was chatting in between groups & trying to avoid the grasp of Greengo's sleazy hands, until Asuka pulled into the area of safety… the girls group.
Asuka; Mein gott what a pervert
Rei; Im sure it's just a front
Asuka; Who cares… he should be castrated before being set loose
Suddenly Greengo flinched & looked at his crotch before proceeding back to his drink
Hikari; what is the obsession with grabbing anyway?
Asuka; God knows, there is a time & a place for it… but not in public
Rei; Not all times are bad
Asuka; Oh… c'mon speak up
Rei; It's just once before you joined us, I acme out of the shower to be greeted by Shinji
Asuka; WHAT… what was that hentai doing in your house?
Rei; He just came in to deliver some school notes
Hikari; So what does this have to do with grabbing
Rei; Well… he fell on me & grabbed by breast on the process
Asuka; I'll bet he did… SHIN-JI, get your ass over here
Shinji flinched much like Greengo had done & marched like he was on death row
Shinji; Y… Yes?
Asuka; Why did you grab Rei?
Shinji; What?
Asuka; When she came out the shower… you "fell" on her & grabbed her breast… HENTAI
Shinji; It was an accident… tell her Rei
Rei; I already explained to Asuka… yet she misunderstood that when I said it, I was not objecting to it
Suddenly the rage was directed to Rei, who merely reminded Asuka of there agreement, this gave time for Shinji to sneak back into the group of boys
Greengo; So who the hell dubbed us "the four horsemen of the apocalypse" anyway?
Touji; I believe it was the bitch
C.j; Figures, to go do something & get it wrong
Kensuke; What do you mean?
Greengo; Well… Chris aint exactly evil… watch
Greengo raises his hand & flicks Chris… unfortunately he was a bit drunk & missed his exact hitting spot & got Chris in the eye instead
Chris; OW… my eye is filled with stinging pain
C.j; GREENGO!
Greengo; He'll live
Rei; I will help him
C.j; & I will injure Greengo
Greengo; Wha… OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
As Greengo buckled over with what appeared to be from an infamous "Boaby slap" Rei helped Chris into the bathroom.
Chris; Owy Owy owy Owwwwww
Rei; Let me see the injury
Chris; Ah… light doesn't help
Rei; It is not serious.. why do you hang around with him if he causes you pain?
Chris; Oh no… he doesn't cause me pain… that was an accident, he's really a nice guy if you look past the sarcastic Sleaziness?
Chris; Yeah… thankfully he doesn't aim that towards me
Rei; Indeed
Chris; But no… Greengo & C.j have always looked out for me because im well…
Rei; Not as vioent as them?
Chris; Yep… total pasofist in fact, sometimes I hate it
Rei; But it maintains your innocence, you are almost like a child, so pure, I can almost be like a mother towards you
Chris; Im not sure what to say to that
Rei; Well, for example, your eye… let me kiss it better
Chris; Thanks, but you cant kiss an eye
Rei; Oh yes… well let me kiss you then to make you forget about the pain
Chris; O… ok
Rei then moved forward to the surprised Chris, she held his face in her pale hand & reached in for an innocent peck to the lips. unfortunatly at this time, Greengo decided to walk in to appoligize.
Greengo; Listen Chris… sorry i… Oh hello, whats all this then?
Chris; Talk about bad situations
Rei; Indeed, we can explain this before you get any idea's
Greengo; To late
Chris; Oh bum
Meanwhile James was sitting at the table with Misato on the other side
Misato; You dare mock YEBISHU BEER:Hick:
James; Why yes, yes I do
Misato; And what do you have that's better than Yebishu?
James; Well… except every other beer In the world… Fustinburgh
Misato; Fustin… wha?
James; Fustinburgh… now that wasn't the point I was getting at
Misato; So what was your point?
James; Im wondering how well you can hold your alchohol
Misato; Is that a challenge?
James; Yep
Just as James says that he pulls out a bottle of Absynth from his back pocket & a conveinient shot glass. As most gathered round to witness the contest, Ritsuko walked up to C.j.
Ritsuko; Excuse me… aren't you C.j?
C.j; Indeed
Ritsuko; Am I right in understanding that you piloted Unit 02 six months ago?
C.j; … Indeed
Ritsuko; It's most strange how you… an untrained person, could fight the way you did using an Eva for the first time
C.j; Maybe my synch ratio was high first time… much like Shinji's was
Ritsuko; No… no it wasn't
C.j; So what was it?
Ritsuko; Your reading was barely over the starting border line… 12 if I remember correctly
C.j; I see
Ritsuko; & ive been puzzled ever since on how you could fight as fast with such a low synch score
C.j; Yet I did… whats to think about, it happened
Ritsuko; …
At this time a fairly drunk Maya protruded in on the conversation
Maya; Sempai… Why wont yo… you speak to meeeee?
Ritsuko; Oh Maya… I uh… I just don't know what to think
Maya; You think am ugly
Ritsuko; No… no I don't… er… could we discuss this later… im in the middle of talking to… Huh… Where'd he go?
She turned round to notice that C.j had disappeared
Maya; Who… C'mon Ritsu… Please go out with me
Ritsuko; Lets go get you sobered up… your not being the girl I know
Maya; I could be anything you wish :Wink:
Ritsuko; Oh boy…
As Ritsuko dragged Maya off to the toilet… Greengo, Chris & Rei just left & passed by the two puzzled girls before continuing on there way.
Rei; Lets sit down next to the window now… the cool air should sooth your eye…Oh, the window is already open
Chris; Oh luck
Greengo; I think I hear something outside… I'll leave you two alone
Chris; I told you it's not what you think
But before Chris could explain, Greengo clambered out the window & made his way up. Leaving Rei & Chris to be startled by the drunken slurs fro the table as Misato & James continued there drinking contest with half the Absynth already drunken. Greengo dragged himself up onto the roof to see C.j gazing away at the sky.
Greengo; Hey… whats up?
C.j; Ritsuko is being nosy
Greengo; Oh?
C.j; She was asking questions on how I piloted the Eva unit back then
Greengo; Knackers… well I wouldn't think about it so much
C.j; How so?
Greengo; She's to busy with Maya… Woof, what I wouldn't give for a threesome with them :D
C.j; … … … Sleazy man
Greengo; & your point being?
Meanwhile back at the party, James & Misato were string each other out as the Absynth was finished… it appeared to be a stalemate, that is until Ritsuko walked up to Misato
Ritsuko; How much longer are you going to keep up this silly competition against a child… im having problems with Maya…! Hey are you alright?
She checks Misato's pulse & snaps her fingers then doing so to James before concluding
Ristuko; They both passed out with there eyes open… Oh boy, someone get some water pronto
As the party winded down, the adults began to leave, saying there goodbyes & congratulating Rei for a good night. Shinji was just getting ready to leave when he was snagged by Asuka.
Asuka; And where do you think you are going?
Shinji; The party has finished hasn't it?
Asuka; For the adults yes… but we, the children of the night go on
Shinji; And what about getting Misato home?
Asuka; I left that to Kaji… I think I can trust him
Meanwhile somewhere in Tokyo 3, Kaji is dragging Misato to his house
Kaji; Hehehe… all for Kaji
Shinji; So… what now?
Rei; I am puzzled as well… what do you have in mind Pilo… Asuka
Asuka; Oh.. just a game
Shinji; What kinda game?
Asuka; Strip poker
All except Rei; 0o'
Asuka; Shall we get started?
As everyone made there way to the large fold out table, Touji mumbled to Shinji
Touji; This is worrying
Shinji; What… not want to show youre self?
Touji; Well that And…
Shinji; And what?
Touji; Ever since Asuka spoke to Rei... she's not only changed her attitude towards Rei as to help her show her true self... she's kinda showing more of herself as well
Shinji; yeah... wether or not it's a good thing is still to be decided
Touji; Indeed
Asuka; HEY YOU TWO… LESS TALKING MORE PREPARING TO STRIP
Both; 0o;;
Half an hour into the game
As the game progressed the majority were averagly down 2 or 3 items of clothing… Touji & Shinji on the other hand were down to there boxers as Asuka & Hikari strategically planned there every move to get the boys in there birthday suits, Fortunatly for Rei the get up she wore had several items for she was only down her boots & lil wrist things much to Greengo's disappointment.
Greengo; (Whispering to C.j) It's so much easier to get her naked in that poker game I have on my computer
C.j;(Whispering back) Stop looking at my cards… & yes I do know, I see you often enough playing it
Asuka; Hey… no plotting
C.j; Considering that's what you have been doing for the entire game
Asuka; Prove it
At this point C.j merely pointed towards Shinji & it seemed to shut her up as it slowely dawned on the boy.
Greengo; I wish Maya played as well
James; That's the 5th time you have said that
Touji; I couldn't blame him for saying so though… she has a firm a… Akkkkkkkk!
Touji once more doubled over in pain as Hikari merely hmphed & removed her foot.
Hikari; Anyways.. Rei it's you're move
Rei; … Full house
All; DAMMIT!
Asuka; She is quite the adversary in this game… damn you & your emotionless face, the sooner I help you show more emotion, the better.
Hikari; So… who's it going to be?
Rei; … Hmmm
The boys were scared as not only they knew it was going to be one of them… it was the fact that Rei seemed to be enjoying choosing… taking her time looking at them individually & smiling.
Asuka; It appears I don't have to help her much… the little minx is enjoying this
Rei blushed as the remark before slowely raising her hand & swaying it about making the boys cringe as it passed by them.
Shinji; Oh please stop playing around I know your going to pick me
Asuka; Oh don't be so big about yourself… you never know whe… HEY WHAT THE?
Asuka slammed her hands on the table as Rei's finger pointed directly at her. The boys were equally miffed.
Asuka; Hey… I didn't want to open up your feelings that much… im not into that kinda thing
Shinji; Ha ha… I guess that statement you said earlier made the decision final &… Hey… why are you pointing at me Rei?
Rei; If I am to remember correctly… getting full house entitles me to pick two people
Shinji; … … … Damn
Shinji & Asuka both reluctantly stripped off… Shinji would have been totally embaressed if it weren't for the fact that Asuka was only wearing a dress… & only that.
boys; D…Damn
Asuka; HEY.. eyes averted now
Boys; Drool
Asuka; IM WARNING YOU
Boys; Nose bleed
Asuka; SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP wasn't looking, BLOCKED
C.j; Silly bitch… I was looking at you because you were shouting
Asuka; I felt like slapping you anyways… but you blocked it dumm choff
C..j; Im a block head for blocking?
Chris; Anyways… shall we continue?
Asuka; Why didn't you look Chris?
Chris; You wanted me to?
C.j; Oh what a silly bitch… Chris has manners unlike the others
He points to the boys who are all rubbing there faces right now, Asuka sighs before looking at Shinji
Asuka; You gonna point that elsewhere Baka?
Shinji; Blushes
An hour & some into the game
By this time Asuka & Shinji were sitting on the couch, naked, with Rei's blanket covering themselves… Touji had managed to keep his boxers on for the past lot of games & Hikari was nearing exposure. Greengo was still fuming that Rei was still fairly clothed even though he had beaten her 6 times
Greengo; Whispering to C.j Just how many items of clothing is she wearing?
C.j; You should know… you bought her that attire
Shinji; Huh… look Asuka, Misato has left all her remaining beer here
Greengo, James's ears perk up
Greengo, James; Beer?