Spyro meets Nazza
N.B. Spyro the Dragon and associated characters belong to *Sony*, Universal Studios in particular/
Nazza is a creation from the mind of Nazza/

[CHAPTER 6: SUNNY BEACH]
They walked through the portal...

And arrived back in Summer Forest.

'Where to next?' asked Nazza.

Spyro looked around. 'Sunny Beach.'

'Where's that?'

'I don't know.'

'There's Elora,' said Nazza, pointing his nose in her direction. 'She can take us there.'

'Oh yeah, I remembered where it is now.'

Nazza stared at Spyro.

'Well I can't remember *everything* you know!'

'No, I'm not staring at you because of that,' said Nazza. 'You've got a giant butterfly on your face.'

'AAARGH! GET IT OFF!'

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Spyro and Nazza stopped running as they came to the portal to Sunny Beach.

'Off to the beach we go,' said Spyro.

'That's good,' said Nazza. 'I need a tan.'

They stepped through the portal, and ended up at the start of Sunny Beach.

'That was unexpected,' said Spyro. 'Landing at the start of Sunny Beach.'

'Shut up.'

They looked around to find they were in a room (if you could call it a room). If you've played Spyro 2, you know what it looks like.

Anyway, there was a relatively old-looking turtle sitting in his shell, and five small turtles of different colours (purple, pink, light blue, green and yellow).

'Ah! Spyro! And...'

'Nazza.'

'Nazza! Would you mind looking after my baby turtles? I need to go to the movies.'

'What's our reward?' asked Nazza.

'I can give you this key that one of the turtles accidentally swallowed,' said the old man. 'Anything else you need to know, Bazza?'

'My name's Nazza.'

'Oh. I see.'

'Sure,' said Spyro, 'we'll look after them. Provided we get the key. Now, how long will you be?'

'Two hours.'

'We'll do it!' said Spyro.

'You sure you know what you're getting us into?' asked Nazza.

'Yeah,' said Spyro. 'Uh...what was the question again?'

'I'll be seeing you in two hours then,' said the turtle. He stood up, and slowly (I mean VERY slowly) walked out.

'Okay, now where are the five turtles?' said Spyro.

'There,' said Nazza, pointing to the five turtles.

'But I can only count four,' said Spyro.

'I can only count three.'

'Hang on! They're crawling through that big open gate and into the water!'

'WE'VE LOST THEM!'

'No we haven't,' said Spyro. 'Oh wait. We have.'

'Let's find them then!' said Nazza.

The two walked over to the open gate and jumped into the water. They began swimming, and noticed the five turtles swimming down a very wide pipe.

'There they are!' said Nazza.

'I noticed,' said Spyro.

'As long as we follow them, and not get distracted -'

'Hey Spyro! I need you to help me out!'

'DAMMIT!'

'How do we help?' asked Spyro.

'I'll continue swimming after the turtles,' said Nazza.

'No you're not,' said Spyro.

'I need you to untie my shoe. If you don't, I will drown,' said the person.

'What's our reward?' asked Nazza.

'Nothing, I don't have anything on me -'

'Quick Spyro! Before we lose the turtles!'

'But - I'm running out of breath -'

And so they swam on, following the five turtles. Soon the turtles jumped out of the water, and walked up to a dangerous-looking turtle.

'My name is Barrelman,' said the turtle.

'You seem evil,' said Spyro.

'I am. I need your help though.'

'How do we help?' said Nazza.

'Nazza!' whispered Spyro. 'This guy's a bad guy!'

'It seems,' said Barrelman, 'that I accidentally tied the wrong witness of a murder back down there. He is still drowning, and if you could untie his shoelaces and set him free, I will give you a key.'

'Gee, thanks a *lot* Nazza,' said Spyro.

So they swam back down, and untied the guy's shoelaces. He woke up, and swam away as fast as he could.

'That was quick,' said Barrelman as they jumped back out of the water.

'Maybe you're just slow,' said Nazza.

'Here's your key,' said Barrelman.

=============================1 Key(s) Found==============================

'Hey look!' shouted Nazza. 'The turtles are getting away!' He jumped, trying to tackle them, but missed.

'You don't have to shout,' said Barrelman.

'Say, why are you called Barrelman?' asked Spyro.

'It all started a long, long time ago...' said Barrelman.

'No time for flashbacks,' said Nazza. 'Come on, the turtles are getting away!'

Spyro and Nazza ran after the turtles, and walked through another open gate into the great outdoors of Sunny Beach. Instead of their being a beach though, there was a sharp end of the platform-type land that they were standing on.

'I hope none of the turtles fell off the edge of the world,' said Nazza. Suddenly an old turtle rolled off the edge of the world.

'There are the turtles!' said Spyro. 'They seem to be talking to that strange rainbow coloured beanbag turtle.'

'He looks strangely familiar,' said Nazza.

'Let me guess! He's Homer Simpson!'

'No...'

'Sonic the Hedgehog!'

'No...'

'The homeless guy out of Big Daddy!'

'No...Let's just walk up to him, her or it and ask what him, her or it is doing.'

'Yes, no or maybe,' said Spyro.

Nazza began to walk up to him, but then a strange box popped up.

=MESSAGE FROM MASTER OF THE CUCCOS=
DO NOT GO NEAR TRIPPY UNLESS YOU HAVE NO NINTENDO BASHING

'Sorry, but I can't do it,' said Nazza.

'Why not?'

'I can't talk to Trippy unless we have no Nintendo bashing.'

'Well that sucks.'

'I know.'

'Who's Trippy?'

'INSANE NINTENDO BASHING!' shouted Nazza. Spyro pulled out a Nintendo 64, and threw it at the ground.

'Damn cheap plastic! Why won't you break?'

Spyro picked it up, and threw it at Trippy. Unfortunately, Trippy was squashed.

'Poor Nintendo 64,' said Spyro.

Nazza turned slowly towards Spyro, anger flaming in his eyes.

'You SUCK F***** ASS B*TCH!' shouted Da Dark One out of nowhere.

'Ah shut up you big homo loser!' Nazza shouted back. 'Now, SPYRO, what were you saying about Nintendo?'

'That it sucks?'

'That's better.'

'Much betta!' shouted Da Dark One.

'Oh my god,' said Nazza. 'He watches the Amanda Show!'

'Uh, actually it's you who watches it,' said Spyro.

'Shame on me.'

'Yes, shame on you.'

'How are we going to get the other keys?' asked Spyro.

'We go to sleep!'

'Uh, how's that going to help us?'

'It worked in the alternate ending when we went with Trippy,' said Nazza. 'We fell asleep after we pulled the Nintendo Switch which made everything look crappily pixilated...but I'm not allowed to tell you about that.'

'Right...'

So they went to sleep.

And then they woke up. 'Hey look! A key!'

==============================2 Keys Found==============================

'That was easy,' said Spyro.

'I told you it would work,' said Nazza.

'Hey, where'd the turtles go?'

'Hey Spyro! I found some money! I mean a note!'

Nazza picked up the note and began reading it.

'Your turtles have been kidnapped. To get them back, you must go through an RPG and find me. I will have the turtles.'

'Why do we have to go through a rocket-propelled grenade?'

'It's a role playing game,' said Nazza.

'Oh.'

'How do we get to the role playing game?' wondered Nazza.

'Look, there's a Gameboy!' said Spyro.

'The only worthwhile product Nintendo has made.'

'WHAT DID YOU SAY?' shouted Turquoise-Phoenix.

'I said worthwhile *product*. Video game characters and such aren't products.'

'Oh.'

Spyro picked up the Gameboy. 'What do you think we should -' Then he was sucked into it.

'Wow that was cool -' Then Nazza was sucked into it. (The Gameboy, you sick-minded freak.)

They appeared in a land that was strange. Nazza was amazed that it wasn't a crappily pixilated game.

'Well, this isn't what I expected,' said Nazza.

'Where are we?' asked Spyro.

'I see you've found my lair,' said a voice. They turned around to find they were in the room of a giant castle. Sitting on a throne, with the five turtles running around it, was a strange diabolical villain.

'Who are you?'

'Ich bin das Waffleman!' said the guy on the throne. 'That's German for I am the Gunman.'

'Okay then Waffleman,' said Spyro, 'hand over the key and the turtles.'

'Not so fast,' said Waffleman.

'Huh?'

'First you must fight my henchmen.'

'Okay then Pancakeman,' said Nazza. 'Bring out the henchmen!'

A door near the throne opened, and out walked a ten-tonne elephant.

'Holy crap,' said Spyro.

'I'll use my new mobile phone to destroy it! After all, it's a Nokia. Apparently they have high radiation levels, which explains for my uncontrollable shaking.'

Nazza pointed the phone at the elephant, then it fell to the floor.

'Gah!' said Waffleman. 'Bring out the Gundam!'

Six Gundams walked out the same door. 'Holy crap!' said Nazza. 'They're the Linkin Park Gundams!'

'Whoa,' said Spyro.

'Do I *have* to fight them?' said Nazza.

'Afraid so,' said Waffleman.

'I'll do it,' said Spyro. He ran up to one and flamed it.

'Hey! Don't flame the Joe Gundam!'

'Okay.' Spyro flamed another robot.

'Hey! Don't flame the Chester Gundam!'

'Okay.'

'Hey! Don't flame the Mike Gundam!'

'Okay.'

'Hey! Don't flame the Rob Gundam!'

'What am I sposed to do then?'

'Flame the Brad Gundam.'

'Hey!' said Spyro. 'Why don't I just use your mobile phone?' He snatched it from Nazza and shot at the Gundams. They disintegrated all over Waffleman.

'Okay I give up,' said Waffleman. 'Here's the key, and the turtles.'

==============================3 Keys Found==============================

'And these gems.'

==============================4 Keys Found==============================

'Our business here is done!' said Spyro.

'Yep,' said Nazza.
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They got the turtles back a minute before the old turtle arrived from...whatever he was doing.

'Good job,' said the old turtle.

'What about the key?' asked Nazza.

'Oh yeah, here it is,' said the turtle, handing over an old rusty key.

'Wait a minute, this isn't the key we want!'

'Too bad!'

===Spyro and Nazza's Journal===

[PAGE 7]

=Sunny Beach=

Gems: 400

Keys: 4/4

(1) Barrelman

(2) Sleepy Sleepy

(3) Linkin Gundams

(4) 400 Gems

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Next Chapter: Underwater swimming anyone?

Did you Know? Nazza got a mobile phone *very* recently.