Yes, I decided to write another chapter. More stuff for TurquoisePhoenix to rip the [Mario] out of in her MST. :P

[CHAPTER 6: AQUARIA TOWERS]
'This is a disgrace!' said Spyro. 'We looked after your turtle-thingies, they nearly got killed, and you give us a rusty key?'

'You expected an actual reward?' said the turtle. 'Unfortunately, you won't get one. Now leave this place before I kill you.'

'Alright, don't kill us,' said Nazza. The two walked through the portal.

'Now where do we go?' Spyro wondered.

'Check the book, dummy,' said Nazza.

'Don't call me a dummy, you dick!'

'You're a dick.'

'You're a dick!'

'You're a dick.'

'You're a dick!'

'You're a dick.'

...'You're a dick!'

'You're a -'

'You are both dicks,' said a voice.

'Who's that?' Spyro wondered.

'Dude, he - she - it is right in front of you!'

'Stop acting like the South Park people,' said Spyro.

'No, you dick!'

'You're a dick!'

'You're a dick.'

'You're a dick!'

'I'm leaving,' said the voice. 'Nazza, you're the dick.'

'Shut up, Turquoise-Phoenix! The proper term is "dickhead" thank you.'

'Whatever.'

'Hang on!' said Spyro. 'Do you have any keys?'

'I don't own a car. Or a house. Or a top secret missile.'

'Hey look! There's a missile!' said Spyro.

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'Yep, that's a missile alright,' said Nazza. 'Not a barrier between the fic and the end of story comments!'

'What are you talking about?'

'Who are you?' said Spyro.

'I'm the reader. And I'm completely confused.'

'You're not the only one,' said Spyro.

'Yes you are,' said Nazza.

'Shut up, dick!'

'You're a dick.'

'Can someone answer my question?'

'Ask her,' said Nazza, pointing at Turquoise-Phoenix. 'She's the one with the MSTs around here.'

'Nazza, why are you so cranky?'

'I'm not cranky,' said Nazza. 'I'm just...well I'm not cranky.'

'You're a dick!'

'You're a dick.'

'You're a dick!'

'Stop stealing our line!' said a Canadian.

'Terrence!' said Nazza. 'And Philip!'

'Yeah, that's our line, dick!' said the green-shirted one.

'You're a dick.'

'You're a dick!'

'I'm outta here.'

'Who said that?'

'Blame Nazza,' said Turquoise-Phoenix. 'He was the one who didn't tell us.'

'Okay I will,' said Spyro. 'You're a dick.'

'Hey look! Terrence and Philip are leaving! With someone else!' said Nazza. 'Wait...I can just make them out...it's the reader! Hey wait, come back!'

'By the way, you're going to Aquaria Towers,' said Turquoise-Phoenix before she disappeared.

'What kind of a name is Turquoise-Phoenix anyway?' said Spyro.

'Sshut up,' said Nazza. 'She might kill you. Or worse, she'll release the hounds. Or the bees. or the hounds with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees.'

'You all there?' said Spyro. 'Brain-wise?'

'I just had an easter egg and Coke,' Nazza replied.

'Thought so. That or Scott gave you head cancer.'

And so they walked unto the Aquaria Towers portal, and God came, and he said, 'Thou shalt enter the portal.' And they entered, and there was much rejoicing.

'What the f-'

'Easter eggs and Coke,' Nazza replied.

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'Aargh! It's snowing!' Nazza shouted. Spyro looked at him strangely. 'Easter eggs and Coke.'

'That's not an excuse,' said Spyro.

'Yes it is. How can it not be an excuse?'

'Well...'

'Is it a statement? Is it a question? Is it a sentence fragment? Is it -'

Spyro shot a flame and narrowly missed.

'I hope you missed on purpose.'

'That's for me to know and you to question for the rest of this game. Or whatever it is.'

'Great. Another American hates me,' said Nazza. 'First Da Dork One, then DavidB2090, now Spyro. What next?'

'A monkey will come falling out of the sky?' Spyro stated.

'No,' said Nazza. 'Now, let's get through this portal.'

'We're already through.'

'Then what are we doing?'

'Flying through that strange place between the portals and the levels.'

'That gives me an idea...'

'Does it?'

'Why should I tell you.'

'Because I'm your friend.'

'Really? You're my friend? Does that excuse the fact you slept with my best friend?'

'Elora's your best friend?'

'No, you are. But that's beside the point.'

They arrived in Aquaria Towers, to find it very wet.

'Hello Spyro!' said a seahorse. 'And...dog.'

'My name's Nazza,' he replied. 'Get it right, okay seahorse?'

'My name's -'

'I don't want your life story!'

'So, what's up?' Spyro asked.

'Nothing,' the seahorse replied. 'Since you returned the water, we've been happy.'

'No problems at all?'

'Nope.'

'You wouldn't happen to know of any keys lying around, would you?'

'Why yes, we have four keys right here.'

'Really?'

'No.'

'You sure nothing's gone wrong?'

'No,' said the seahorse. 'But then again, I've been in a mental asylum for the past year.'

'I see...' said Spyro. 'We'll be uh, going now...'

'Wait! Doggy come back! DOGGY!!!'

'That's one scary jellyfish,' said Nazza.

'Seahorse.'

'Whatever.'

They swam around, looking for stuff to do. 'Hey look!' said Spyro. 'There's a key just lying around down there!'

The two swam down the check it out. 'Uh, Spyro, why is there fishing line attached to the key?'

'Who cares? Let's just grab it!'

Spyro grabbed the key, and it shot off down one of the tunnels, pulling him along with it.

'Great, now I have to rescue him,' said Nazza.

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Nazza looked around for what seemed like minutes, but in fact it was seconds, when all of a sudden he spotted a note.

'Oh my god! A note! It's just so sudden!' He picked it up and read it. 'I, Barrelman, have kidnapped Spyro. P.S. you suck.'

Nazza screwed up the note and threw it over his shoulder. It kept on moving until it hit the seahorse, and was accidentally snorted up its nose. 'Aargh! I've swallowed a hamburger!'

'I knew Barrelman was trouble,' said Nazza. 'After all, his name does have "Barrel" in it, and barrels are what Donkey Kong uses.'

Nazza looked around, and noticed a trail of little pieces of barrel. 'This is too easy...'

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He came to a big underwater mansion. 'I never knew Luigi liked water!' He walked up to the door to find that the door was actually a talking barrel in disguise.

'You can't come in,' said the barrel.

'Why not?'

'Because...because...because I have the key and you don't!' The barrel then pulled out the key and a doggy treat.

'I need that key!' said Nazza, looking at it. His eyes drifted over to the doggy treat. 'But that looks tasty...'

He began drooling, and the puddle of drool floated slowly upwards, until it got in the talking barrel's eyes. 'Aargh! The slobber! It burns!'

Nazza jumped, caught the doggy treat in his mouth and karate-kicked the key out of the other hand.

=============================1 Key(s) Found==============================

Nazza swam over the unconscious barrel which was lying on the ground. 'Hehe, slobber works every time!'

Suddenly a bunch of barrels came flying into the main hall. It had two staircases on either side, which led up to a second-floor door. There was a door underneath it, under the platform that the stairs led to.

'Fear the mighty wrath of...THE NINJA BARRELS!'

The Ninja Barrels grew legs and arms and attacked Nazza. 'AAARGH! It's like that dream I had! Except these aren't Nintendo characters!'

'Actually, we are,' said one barrel who stopped temporarily.

'NOOOOOOOO! No stingey Nintendo character - even if it is a barrel - is going to kill me!' Then out of his imaginary backpack he pulled out a chainsaw.

'Chainsaws don't work under water,' said the barrel.

'Oh yeah, we'll see about that!' Nazza pulled the ripcord, and a parachute appeared out of nowhere. In other words, from his imaginary backpack. 'Oops, wrong one.'

He pulled the proper ripcord, and the chainsaw began working. But then the blade started to twist, and then the chain mutated into a hoop with sharp pointy bits. 'Crap! What evil, fiendish dark magic did you put on this chainsaw?'

'Nintendo magic,' said one of the barrels.

'The worst of all dark magics,' said Nazza in a quiet tone, so that it sounded dramatic. 'But luckily for me, I carry around a normal wood-axe!'

'What the hell would you carry one around for?'

'To kill Nintendo suppor - I mean, in case I get in a situation like this!' He pulled it out of his imaginary backpack, and threw it. It sliced open a barrel, and out came wine.

'That tastes sweeeet,' said Nazza.

'Hey! What's the axe doing!' said one of the barrels as it flew right back at Nazza. Nazza caught it flawlessly. If he'd missed, he would've caught it pawlessly.

'It's from down under,' said Nazza. 'In other words, Australia. Or as Americans would say it, Awwstrahliah.'

'It's a boomerang!' gasped the barrel. Nazza swam over to the barrels and started doing a torpedo-thingy. Spinning around in circles. He held out the axe, and within seconds he was spinning with the axe held out.

Once he had defeated all of the barrels, a key appeared out of nowhere with a sign attached to it, similar to the one about Trippy.

=MESSAGE FROM GENNAI=
GOOD WORK IN DEFEATING THE DARK MASTERS. NOW YOU MUST GO ON AND FACE YET ANOTHER SET OF ONE-HUNDRED IMPOSSIBLY HARD DIGIMON THAT YOU WILL DEFEAT EASILY.

'Wrong place,' said Nazza.

SORRY.

=MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE ELSE=
YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE ALMIGHTY TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TUR - UH, BARRELS. HERE IS THIS KEY.

'But who are you?'

JUST THINK OF ME AS AN ANONYMOUS CALLER THAT GREW UP TO BECOME CHIEF CLANCY -

Nazza hung up and grabbed the key.

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'Now, which room would have Spyro in it?'

He looked at the two doors. The one up top said 'Not the Room to Spyro' and the bottom one said 'The Room to Spyro'.

'Hmm, I'll go with the bottom one.' He walked over and opened up the door to find two barrels gettin' it on, if you know what I mean.

'Okay, I'll go with the other door.' He walked up the staircase, despite the fact he could just swim, and opened the door to find a long hall with a throne over at the opposite end. 'Hello Nazza,' said the throne-man. 'If you'll excuse me, I need to finish doing my business.'

'First where's Spyro?'

'Really, I need to finish my business.' He made a sound like he was a Dragonball Z character powering up, then a plop sound.

'Aargh! The throne is a toilet!'

'It doubles as a toilet and a throne,' said the guy, who oldly enough was Barrelman. 'Now, Spyro is over there.' He pointed to Spyro, who was tied up to a chair. Electric eels were swimming around him, making sure he didn't escape. (How's this for non-linear? Huh? Huh? Huh?)

'Set him free!' Nazza shouted.

'No.'

'Come on, don't be a big bully.'

'I will now capture you! But first, I will blind you with this blinding flash, and you will be blinded long enough for me to shut the blinds and tie you up.'

'Oh yeah? Bring it on!'

Barrelman pulled out a torch and shone it in Nazza's eyes. 'Aargh! It is a blinding flash! It blinds, it blinds!'

When Nazza regained his sight, he was tied up to a chair next to Spyro, with eels and baby sharks swimming around them. 'Let us go!' Nazza shouted.

'No!' said Barrelman. 'You wouldn't listen to my villain origin back in the uh, the, the turtle place. So now I will tell you!'

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,' shouted Spyro. 'It's worse than Turquoise-Phoenix's MSTS!'

'Holy crap! It is?'

'Afraid so,' said Barrelman.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG(gasp)GGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'Muhahahahahahahahahaha!'

'Hurry up, get the torture over and done with.'

'It all started with a boy...'

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'And that's how I was locked up in a barrel, thrown into the ocean and re-emerged as a cranky person who vowed to get his revenge on the world. YES! THAT MEANS YOU!'

He looked over at Nazza and Spyro, who were rocking back and forth, wearing strait-jackets and with maniacal glares on their faces. 'Make it stop! Make it stop!' shouted Nazza.

'Who are you shouting to?' said one of the barrels to Barrelman.

'EVERYONE CAN HEAR ME! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR ALL THAT URINE THAT YOU HAVE DUMPED IN THE SEA!'

'But no one dumps their pee in the ocean.'

'WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDE TO PULL DOWN THEIR FLY AND PISS? HUH? HUH? HUH?'

'I think he's had a little too much red cordial,' said one of the barrels.

'It seems I have defeated them,' said Barrelman, looking at Nazza and Spyro. 'I've been practising.'

Meanwhile, down in the dungeon seven barrels, a squirrelman, Mario and Jack Nicholson were rocking back and forth in strait jackets.

Barrelman laughed as he watched Spyro and Nazza. However, they had a fiendish plan. An evil plan to escape. A Nintendo-y plan.

Nazza jumped, and did that thing Sonic does when he goes Super Saiyan. You know, where he leans backwards and clamps his fists as if he's been hit in the back by a basketball or something.

'Oh no! He's survived!' Nazza shot at Barrelman at super speed.

'His insanity has only made him stronger!' shouted one of the barrels, one split second before Nazza flew straight through him, reducing the barrel to splinters.

'NOOOOOO!' shouted Barrelman. Nazza rammed into him, knocking him through the brick wall and out into the almighty abyss. Also known as, the place outside of the level that Sony couldn't be bothered getting rid of.

'Bye bye!' said Nazza. He swam back into the mansion, and untied Spyro. For some reason the eels and sharks had disappeared. Maybe it was something to do with all the water being sucked out through the hole in the level.

Maybe.

And so they left the mansion, and though all the water had gone, and all the seahorses died of suffocation, they had defeated Barrelman. And they found a key in the toilet bowl.

'Nazza, you shouldn't be trying to get that key out with your teeth,' Spyro had said.

'But the toilet is clean! Plus he flushed before he was killed.' Nazza sniffed a few times. 'Didn't he?'

'Look, just grab it and pull it out!' said Spyro. He reached in and pulled it out.

'Spyro, that's a poo.'

'AAAAARGH!' Spyro threw it.

'Spyro, don't ever throw poo in my face again.'

And so Spyro and Nazza (who had washed his face before they left) exited Aquaria Towers.

===Spyro and Nazza's Journal===

[PAGE 8]

=Aquaria Towers=

Gems: 400

Keys: 4/4

(1) The Guard Barrel

(2) Ninja Barrels

(3) Toilet Bowl

(4) 400 Gems

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Next Chapter: Come on down, let's have some fun. No, it's not Whose Line is it Anyway, but a speedway! How fun!

It is advised that you read Turqoise-Phoenix's Spyro meets Nazza MST before you read this chapter.

Nazza: Too late. They already read the chapter.

Oh well.

Disclaimer: Terrence and Philip and the "you're a dick" device belong to South Park, Homer Simpson was known to have quoted this chapter quite a few times in The Simpsons, and Nazza does not hate Turquoise-Phoenix.
But she ripped the hell out of Nazza the Blue Wolf in the MST. Like they say, don't get mad, get even.

Nazza: Is it even yet?

No.