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WARNING: These bits of fan fiction are completely strewn with random and mindless humor. Read at your own risk.

GYRAX Presents…

Love Hina: BakaFictions to Go

Chapter 2: Duel to the Death? Motoko Aoyama vs. a Mexican Party Favor

"WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS!" Motoko was blindfolded, with Sarah and Su pushing her out of the Hinata Sou and into Haruka's Teahouse.

"We cannot tell you!" Su exclaimed, happily as usual. "It's a surprise!"

"It was MY idea." Sarah added with pride.

They continued to push the young kendoist to the teahouse, where everyone was waiting in anticipation.

The teahouse had banners, streamers, and balloons everywhere. Well, the balloons hit the ceiling, but you could see the really, really, really long strings hanging at the end. At the center of the teahouse hung a piñata, shaped like a flamboyantly colored animal.

"The piñata is an American and Mexican tradition. They usually have these at their birthday parties. It was Sarah's idea." Said Keitaro behind the party favor.

When they stopped pushing Motoko, she stood a good distance away from the party favor.

Out of nowhere, Sarah shouted, "LOOK! KEITARO'S DOING SOMETHING PERVERTED AGAIN!"

Motoko couldn't see, so she aimed the wooden sword straight at the piñata. "Urashima, you slime ball! Eat this! SECRET TECHNIQUE ROCK SPLITTING SWORD!" She sent a blast of air at the party favor, but it just swung to the ceiling, where the balloons were. It then swung back and hit Motoko across the chin.

The confused, blindfolded samurai just recovered and faced the flamboyant animal again. "Is that how you want it? Huh? SECTRET TECHNIQUE BLAZING WIND! She sent another blast of air at the party favor, but it just swung to the ceiling, where the balloons were. It then swung back and hit Motoko across the chin again.

"Alright! You're pissing me off, here! ESSENCE OF THE SHINMEI SCHOOL EVIL CUTTING SWORD SECOND FORM!" She sent a gigantic blast of air at the party favor, but sent the entire teahouse collapsing to the ground. The balloons escaped and floated into the sky, where they hit the upper atmosphere and popped due to the lack of air pressure.

Everyone emerged from the rubble. Motoko removed her blindfold and sees that she caused a great deal of damage to Haruka's teahouse. All she could say was "OH SH-------T!"

Then she looked at Keitaro, a little scuffled from the collapse. Her face turns vermilion with rage. "THIS AIN'T OVER YET, URASHIMA!" She chased after Keitaro.

Haruka just watched in frustration. She turns to Naru. "You know you guys have to pay for this, right?"

The next day, the Hinata Sou crew had to hold up a "Save Haruka's Teahouse" fundraiser, selling Raimuiro Senkitan DVDs, Bob Dylan audiocassettes, and Ranting Lewis Black action figures.

For some people (especially Keitaro), Motoko's 17th birthday had sucked… in a big way.

End Chapter 2

Nothing like random humor to cheer someone up, eh?

Now review, dammit! If you do, I'll put up chapter 3.

You Got Served! (By a Junior High School Student)

Author's Notes:

For those of you that don't know, Motoko's birthday is December 1st.