Authors Notes: this is just a bunch of weird stuff that inuyasha12345 and me made up. Well, enjoy

Inuyasha: today we are selling hats … Kagome.
Kagome: The hats are called coolieos.
Inuyasha: The hats expand or contract to fit your head Kagome: The colors are to tell something, red is to expand, blue is to contract, yellow is a shield, and pink is to hide.
Inuyasha: Hey Kagome, (snatches her backpack) it must be in here.
Kagome: What are you looking for Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: You know what I'm looking for (digs deeper) Ha! I found it. (Holds up ramin) Boil up some water for me Kagome.
Kagome: SIT BOY, SIT (Inuyasha's face hits the ground body follows)
Inuyasha: Ow.Heres Sango and Miroku. Ow that hurt.

Sango: This hat is also a shield to help with demons.
Miroku: Sango, will you kindly consider baring my children?
(Sango slaps)
Sango: Keep your hands off me you pervert.
Miroku:( Walks up to Kim Possible in the audience) Miss Possible will you kindly consider baring my children? (Kim slaps)
Kim: Don't do that again I know 15styles of cun-fu Miroku: Yeah but do you have a wind tunnel? (opens wind tunnel)
Sango: Now back over to Inuyasha and Kagome

Kagome: Your not getting the ramin Iunyasha Inuyasha: Aw, Kagome. Iron Revere Soul Stealer.
Kagome:Inuyasha, SIT.
Inuyasha:Ow Kagome: Quick, in here Inuyasha. (Pulls him into photo both)
Shego: (Puts in money) This should be good.
Inuyasha: (Machine takes picture) WHATS THAT, KAGOME GET BEHIND ME.
Kagome: STOP IT INUYASHA YOUR OVERREACTING Inuyasha: Iron revere soul stealer Kagome: Inuyasha sit. Now over to Sango and Miroku.

Miroku: Penny Proud will you kindly consider bearing my children?
Oscher: No way you stupid monk keeps your hands off of my baby.
Miroku: finally I can ask Sango a question. Sango, will you marry me?
Sango: Keep your hands off pervert.
Miroku: (crying) Over to Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Miroku, get over here.
Miroku: yes Inuyasha. Kagome will you Kindly consider baring my children?
Kagome: (slaps Miroku) You're a stupid monk.
Miroku: Nonie, will you kindly consider baring my children.
Nonie: (slaps Miroku) you have issues. Inuyasha: Miroku come with me (They leave. A few minutes later Inuyasha yells WIND SCAR)
Kagome: Sango get over here.
Sango: look at all of these dogs. They're from 101 Dalmatians.
(Dogs bark)
Kagome: SHUT UP YOU STUPID MUTTS.SIT. (THUD). Inuyasha I am SO sorry.

Cartoons mentioned in this chapter:
Inuyasha

Kim Possible

Lilo and Stitch

101 Dalmatians

Proud Family