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Love Hina: BakaFictions to Go

Chapter 4: Sleepy Time Naru, Complete with Snoring Action

"Naru's fallen asleep, and looks like Keitaro isn't too interested in studying anymore." Kitsune said with enthusiasm while she, Su, and Shinobu were looking through their respective holes, drilled through Kitsune's wall.

They saw Keitaro looking deep into Naru's closed eyes.

"He's going for it!" Kitsune said excitedly, as the landlord's lips closed in on hers.

"He's gonna kiss her!" Su added.

"I'm sure Keitaro wouldn't kiss Naru." Shinobu grew increasingly nervous. "Oh, dear!"

As Keitaro's lips were just centimeters away, he suddenly pulled his head away and shook it, as if he was trying to kick a disturbing thought out of his head.

"Come on, Keitaro, be a man!" Kitsune quickly added.

The three-time ronin positioned his lips over hers quickly enough to startle Su and Shinobu. Then, his lips drew closer… closer… closer… closer… then finally…

"WAKE UP, NARUSEGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" His scream was so loud, that it shook the entire pink-roofed complex.

Our three peepers next door regained their composure and stood back up.

"He can't kiss to save his own life," Kitsune said. "But he can scream like hell!" All three peepers left the room.

The fact that Naru still wasn't awake threw Keitaro off a bit. He waited for a few seconds. Then, he became irritated. "Dammit! It didn't work! I guess this is what you get for studying all night without tea or coffee. I on the other hand, have Bawls."

Kitsune overheard this from the hall. "No you don't! You can't even kiss anybody." She said to herself, mistaking that certain highly caffeinated guarana drink for something else.

Suddenly, the door opened. Kitsune panicked quickly. "Oh, f-----k!"

Keitaro looked at her in confusion for a few seconds. Then, he said, "I'm having a hard time waking Naru up. It's past 11:30 and she's still asleep."

"Waking her up?"

"Yeah, maybe you can help me out, here."

"Well, I have an idea."

(Flashback)

Kitsune was lazing in the living room, watching Weekend at Bernie's II.

(End flashback)

"Well, maybe not. I have a better idea."

Later, in Su's room…

"EXPERIMENT BEGIN!" Kitsune looked at Naru, who was strapped to some medical table. Su and Sarah stood beside her.

"Here we go!" Su exclaimed cheerfully. A machine slowly approached Naru's left side. An arm came out and put a device that looked like a shiny metallic box to her left temple. It then slowly retreated to the darkness.

Kitsune looked at Su. "You could've put that in, yourself."

"And you call yourself a sci-fi fanatic?" Sarah replied. "Don't you know that when a machine does something, it looks so much cooler?"

"You have a point, there."

"Procedure complete! Time for a test run!" Su produced a remote control and handed over to Kitsune. "Here you go. With this remote, you can control all of Naru's movements, her arms, her legs, and her torso, whatever. I call it THE HUMAN ACTION FIGURE PROJECT!"

Kitsune looks at the remote in her hands with awe. "Awww, KICKASS MOTHERF---ER! Now what to do?"

She began to fidget with the remote while Naru did a whole series of neat stuff. "All right! Left hook! Right hook! Back flip! Pick up Sarah! Do the Worm! OBLIGATORY PANTY SHOT HIGH KICK!"

Kitsune paused to see Naru's right foot high into air. "DAYAMN! She can kick high! Are those Battlestar Galactica panties?"

"Where the hell could she have gotten those!" Sarah just could not stop herself.

Suddenly, the door swung open, and an angry Keitaro stormed in the room. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THREE THINK YOU'RE DOING!"

Kitsune just pouted. "Aww, man. Here comes the mean old landlord to ruin our fun!"

"What fun! You were supposed to help me wake her up, not do… um… what ARE you doing?"

"The Human Action Figure Project!" Su replied.

"The obligatory panty shot high kick!" Kitsune added. "You haven't lived until you've seen one!"

The landlord just gave her a blank look. "I think I've seen plenty of those."

Su produced the remote from nowhere. "OBLIGATORY PANTY SHOT HIGH KICK, GO!"

Unfortunately, Kitsune was in the path of Naru's right foot, and she was sent through the roof and to the ionosphere.

"Sorry, Kitsune!"

"No probleeeeeeeem!" Kitsune's voiced echoed, as she returned from orbit and crashed through the roof. "DAYAMN! What a trip!"

Keitaro's face turned red, and he just could not stop himself. "Are those Battlestar Galactica panties?" After a short pause, he walked over and took the device off her head.

Sarah pushed Keitaro, making him fall on top of Naru's sleeping body. She turns to Kitsune. "You gotta learn to improvise." She sees the landlord lying on top of Naru.

Naru finally wakes up, as if she didn't want to wake up until Keitaro did something perverted. "What the hell?"

Keitaro quickly panicked and jumped a few feet away. "Oh (bleep)!"

Naru just smiled at him. "You know, I'm glad you did something perverted, today."

"Huh?"

Naru carried the three-time ronin downstairs. "All week, I just couldn't find an excuse to try out my new mail-order circus cannon."

Keitaro said to himself, "What's the world coming to if Naru won't even do her own dirty work?"

End Chapter 4

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