Title: Enigma!
Authors: Pengwinn, HikariKon, Bishi Setura, Hakulover4ever.
Summary: Wheeler family reunion! Fun Fun!
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah, not mine, blah blah blah, no profit, blah blah blah, creators of YGO are God, blah blah blah, no sue, blah blah blah, enjoy!
Author's Notes: Enigma, n. an obscure statement or question, riddle, anything inexplicable. Hikari's brain is an enigma!

"Don't touch that."

"Touch what?"

"That."

"That?"

"That."

"Oh. That." Pause. "Why can't I touch that?"

"Because, it's that."

"But...but that?"

"That."

"You sure I can't touch it?"

"You can't touch it."

"Can I please touch it?"

"No!"

"I'm touchin' it."

"Don't you dar-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

"I told you not to touch it."

"Did he touch it?" Harpie asked, walking into the kitchen.

"Yep. He touched it." Serenity said, sighing and following her in. Rowenna and Joey were standing in the kitchen, covered in lemon meringue pie.

"Didn't you tell him not to touch it?" Harpie asked.

"Yep." Rowenna muttered. "But it's Joey. He doesn't listen."

"Yeah I do!" Joey shouted.

"How's the ceiling look, Joe?" Rowenna asked.

"Y'know, Gramp and Gram have an excellent taste in ceiling tiles." He commented.

"How did you explode the pie?" Serenity asked, confused. "I've never seen a pie explode before."

"Neither have I." Rowenna noted. "Not until today. Joey's created a new world phenomena."

"What're you kids doing in there!?" Their Grandfather asked, walking into the kitchen. He looked at the lemon meringue covered walls, the lemon meringue covered floor, and his lemon meringue covered grandchildren, and shook his head.

"He did it!" They all shouted, pointing at the poor puppy. Joey growled.

"Shaddup." He muttered.

"Just wait until your grandmother sees this." He said, laughing. "Just you wait."

"Crap." Rowenna muttered, looking around the kitchen. "Well, I'ma go shower. Take care of it, Joey." She said, patting him on the back.

"Yeah, have a blast. Don't blow anything else up."

"Don't blow up any more pies."

Serenity, Rowenna, and Harpie exited the kitchen, leaving Joey to clean up the mess and finish making the pie.

Skippy Skippy

Rowenna, Serenity, Harpie, and Joey were all sitting in a corner of the reunion room, staring at all of their relatives. It was much safer in the corner than in the middle of everything. "Should we make a run for it?" Harpie asked anxiously.

"I don't know. Creepy Uncle Ed is stalking around." Rowenna mentioned.

"Prolly looking for us." Serenity noted.

"Creepy Uncle Ed?" Joey asked.

"Creepy Uncle Ed." The three nodded and shuddered in unison.

"Who's creepy Uncle Ed?" Joey asked.

"See that fat, balding, beer bellied, middle aged man over there?"

"He's more than middle-aged, Harp." Rowenna muttered. "He was middle-aged when I lived with him."

"Gold digger." Serenity muttered.

"What's so creepy about him?"

"Hannah! Rowenna! Serenity! How are the three of you doing this lovely afternoon?" Creep Uncle Ed wrapped his arms around Serenity and Rowenna's shoulders, smiling at Harpie and winking.

"We're just fine." Rowenna replied flatly. "It's kind of hot out, Uncle Edward...do you think you could let go of us? It's a bit sticky..."

"Oh, if it's so hot out, why don't you change into your bathing suits? Are the three of you going swimming later?"

"No." Harpie said meekly.

"Why not?" Uncle Ed asked.

"Um...that time of the month." Rowenna mentioned. "We're all being visited by Aunt Flo around the same time." She said, smiling.

"No we're-"Rowenna covered Serenity's mouth and smiled.

"We're actually all about to go inside, is what she meant. I think Mom wants me to make a run to the store for more food. C'mon, guys..." She said, grabbing them and running inside, leaving Creepy Uncle Ed alone on the grass with his Budweiser.

)(Well, Yay for pointless humor fics. Me and Pengwinn were writing this, and we were bored...and figured we'd post it. So there it is. Should we continue? What do you think? Lol, Review!)(