Chapter 3, An evil plan awakened

Upperton, CA: 2:45am; Zita's Apartment

Waking to the darkened living room of her apartment Zita got up and got her things packed, after that she went into her bathroom and took a shower. After that she dried off and got dressed then she made herself a sandwich, and woke Ron. Ron smiled at her "So this's the last time I'll see you for a while, what're you gonna do while you're down there?"

Zita shrugs "You know same old, same old. Listen could you leave before things get anymore emotional?" Ron nods his head "I understand I just wish we could you know before it was time for you to leave," Ron says sullenly. "Listen Ron as much as I want to I can't okay, now leave before I send you to another dimension."

"Okay well I'll see you later." At that he leaves the apartment without a sound. Closing the door behind him he walks over to Monique's apartment, knocks on the door, and waits for her to answer.

Inside Monique's aparment she groggily leaves her bedroom and opens the door. Yawning she says "What do you want," Ron looks down "I need some advice," he starts. "What kind of advice," Monique asks eyeing Ron suspiciously "ohhh that kind of advice. Well relax 'cause good ol' Monique's got the perfect remedy," Monique says a little too mysteriously but Ron doesn't seem to notice.

Monique walks away and comes back completely naked, "Umm what're you doing," Ron asks nervously. "Nothing really the way I figure if a guy gets laid by his girl on the same day his girl broke up with him then he needs to get laid by one of his closest friends. Either me or Kim but in this case me. You get what I'm saying?" Ron nods his head "Then get ready for a real experience unlike any you've ever had."

Hours later at about 7:00 Ron leaves Monique's apartment and goes into his own where there was no one in the living room which was a surprise considering the fact that they had two guests. Ron opened the door to his bedroom and saw both Tori and Alex asleep on his bed. Smiling he quietly closed his bedroom door and walked over to Kim's bedroom door and opened it quietly he saw Kim's sleeping form, and walked away.

Ron yawned and went over to the couch where he fell asleep, unfortunately for him the plan to take over the world had been fulfilled by him and the supposedly real Monique or should I say Egypt.

Hours before when Egypt had disappeared in a swirl of sand and dust she had flown to Upperton and found one of Kim's closest friends in that case Monique, tied her up and put her in a twelve-hour sleep which allowed her to take the form of the dark skinned Monique Graves.

Posing as Monique Egypt suduced Ron and well you know the rest, because of her quick reproductive system any sexual intercourse with males would automatically make her pregnant. Which was also why she preferred female suiters.

At this time in an old abandoned temple in Egypt the evil but sexy woman known as Egypt was musing at how fast she had gotten pregnant and the time that it would take for the child to be born and grow into a teenager. "Only seven months pregnant in only seven hours, how foolish Stoppable is. The protector of life his first and only child will be the harbinger of all living things destruction." Egypt laughs evilly as she realises that she was at the moment she was giving birth to her child.(Damn that was fast)

Moments later Egypt was cradling the her child lovingly as she began to set up the advanced learning program that her son would have to go through if he were to destroy the planet. The child would age every ten minutes until he reached the age of 19 so she would have to set it up immediately. Suddenly the infant child was now one years old Egypt only smiled "I will call you Ronald Egypt Stoppable but to the world you will be known as Ron Egypt," as the baby smiled knowingly of its name she put the child in a water tight chamber known only as the brain chamber.

Back in Upperton everything was quiet all through the city with only the sounds of cars and motorcycles riding through the dark streets of the city.

Down in Houston, Texas in the airport where a plane headed for Upperton stood a young girl about 15 years old with blue eyes and green hair wearing a blue t-shirt, blue pants, and white sneakers who was smiling at her best friend Josceline Possible who was wearing a blue minishirt, black jeans, and black sandals as they get aboard "I wonder if Kim's gonna be surprised to see us," the girl says as they take their seats.

"Duh Sam, we didn't call and she hasn't seen us since the whole family reunion fiasco last year." Joss returns. "Well I wonder how they've been anyways," Sam says her voice kind of worried like. "They're fine I hope," Joss responds.

Back in Egypt about 190 minutes later or at 10:10 the child was now 19 years old, Egypt smiled and told her now teenage son to go to Upperton where he had been enrolled in Upperton University. Ron nodded and teleported to Upperton where the classes hadn't started yet. The classes would be starting late due to the storm they had Saturday night and Kim, Ron and the newly enrolled Tori and Alex were just cruising around the city hanging out in the mall going to the Arcade which was where they spent most of their time until the ran into Monique.

Monique was breathing heavily and out of breath "K-Kim, R-Ron I've been looking all over for you," she rasps trying to catch her breath. "Well looks like she doesn't have a hangover this time," Kim says nudging Ron. Monique glares at Kim "Why would I have a hangover I haven't been drinking since last Saturday."

"Wait you were drinking madly last night and you gave Ron and Zita a ride back to the apartment," Kim says in a confused tone "What are you talking about I haven't seen you guys since last friday, and I've been unconscious for about twelve hours." Kim gasps "Wait what do you mean you were unconscious for about twelve hours? We just saw you last night and you and Ron hit the skins."

"Whoa, whoa, whoaa hold up did you just say 'me and Ron hit the skins last night'? Ron you dumbo eared idiot that wasn't me and now you've gone and doomed the whole world! What posessed you to rough it with me last night? Didn't you notice the way I was talking, my actions, the way I teased you and Zita about your love life? Didn't any of it make sense to you?" Monique complains.

"What are you talking about," Kim asks "Look follow me people are starting to stare." The five teens leave the arcade and go back to Kim and Ron's apartment. Once they are there they go into Kim and Ron's secret HQ, where Monique begins to explain everything she knows with the help of Wade's technological know how.

"First off the woman you guys thought was me was actually Egypt Alexandria," Monique starts "Who," Kim asks.
Monique sighs "Tell her Wade."

"My pleasure Egypt Alexandria is an ancient Egyptian sorceress who was in love with the Pharoh's daughter princess Can'A Shep'akusut(Cahhn-Ah-Shep-Ah-ku-suit). The Pharoh King Oden Subaro(Sue-bar-oh) was enraged that his only daughter was involving herself in relations with females. The princess is the ancestor of a powerful Tai-Shing-Pekwar master and after Egypt was killed she swore to return and kill the last good person with the Mystic Monkey Power, in this case Ron. Egypt found that if she gave up her soul to the Sands of Egypt that she would be able to live forever, and in the process gain supernatural powers."

"So what does that have to do with the world ending," Ron asks "Well her being a lesbian and all wouldn't permit her to give birth, so after giving up her soul she was able to sexually reproduce faster than a normal woman. Just by having sexual intercourse with a man would make her become automatically pregnant. She could give birth in less than seven hours, and the child would be able to age every ten minutes until it was nineteen. She was also now made of the sands of Egypt, hundreds of thousands of grains of sand makes up her body structure."

"So what does she want to do," Ron asks nervously "Well for starters, rule the world and kill you." Monique answers. "Well," All of a sudden their doorbell rings Kim puts the speaker phone on "Umm, we're a little busy right now could you come back a little later."

Giggling is her response "Sure Kim, me and Sam came all this way just to find out that you and Ron were hittin the skins. We understand," Kim gasps in shock.

to be continued

(Well that's the end of chapter 3 and I'd like to thank the two people responsible for submitting hurtful reviews, 'cause this cowboys not givin' up on writing ever. You got that all of you critics out there who could care less about anybody's writing, HellBoy 686.5 is back in town. With a vengeance, so be prepared to eat those words and get ready for the best KP story you've ever read.

P.S: I warned you if you felt strongly against those types of scenes then don't read the chapter, nobody deserves to be called a pedefiler or a rapist. Especially by some jerks who just can't grasp my type of writing, I've got friends who don't care if I screw up or about what I write so why don't the authors of stories who can't be encouraging go jump off a cliff or something).