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Yes, that's right, I'm back!! Muahahahahahaha!! =D To tell you the truth, though, I was actually going to have this be a one-shot, but Luna talked me out of it and even inspired me for some parts of this chapter. (hug) Sankyuu, Luna =33!! Oh, and also, there will be guest stars, a new host (=333), and a lot more games than before this time! So let's begin now, shall we?
WHOSE%!%LINE%!%WITH%!%THE%!%HACKERS! ChApTeR tWo!!
---In ThE CaSe oF RaNDoM GaMe ChArAcTeRs---
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Standing in the audience, Onigiri announces, "Hey, everyone! =33 Guess whaa-aaat. . . .I'm your new host!! =333"
The audience's eyes grew wide. "We're screwed. . ."
"Hehehehehe," Onigiri giggled, two little, red horns slowly beginning to grow atop her head. She then continued, "IIIIIIIIt's Whose Line! We've got a great show for you tonight with even more games, surprises, and, of course, HUMOR! But first. . . . It's the girl we all hate-"
Subaru gasped in shock.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I read that wrong, silly me. . . It's the girl we all DESPISE, Subaru!"
The blue-haired she-devil quietly began to growl.
"Stop killing players or you're grounded, it's Sora!"
"WheEeEeEeEeEe! XD" the Player Killer squealed.
"He comes with your choice of hot sauce or extra spicy, it's Balmung!"
The said man's eyes widened. ". . .??"
"And I can't find "shirt" in the dictionary, it's Helba!"
At that, Helba's face turned to ".".
Onigiri then ran down from the bleachers and sat down at her desk. "Now then, let's get started with our first game-"She was suddenly interrupted by a huge "CRASH!!!!" from the ceiling.
The audience, Subaru, Sora, Balmung, and Onigiri's eyes widened in surprise while Helba's expression stayed as ".". "Help! My face is stuck like this!" she cried. "I don't even know how I made my eyes pointy in the first place. . ."
Then suddenly, Sora from Kingdom Hearts jumped down from the hole in the ceiling and started screaming, "Heartless!! HeArTlEsS!! HEARTLESS!!" Foam began to spew from his mouth. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" he cackled, jumping up and down on the Keyblade like a pogo stick.
The audience, Subaru, Sora (the other one), Balmung, and Onigiri's eyes turned to question marks; Helba was still stuck in "." mode.
KH Sora then saw Onigiri and ran after her with the Keyblade. "HeeeArRtLeSsSsSs!!!" But Riku jumped down from the hole and shouted, "SORA, NO!!"
Seeing Riku's poofity pants, the audience, Subaru, Sora, Balmung, and Onigiri muttered, "Well, SOMEONE'S been sneaking a few French-fries when we weren't looking. . . ."
". . . ."
At Riku's words, KH Sora froze right in the middle of a Firaga spell aimed right at Onigiri, leaving the authoress-host to stand there with tears streaming down her eyes.
Kairi now also jumped down from the hole and said, "Sora, she's not a Heartless!"
"That's right," Onigiri confirmed. "I may BE heartless by I am definitely not A Heartless." An evil smirk came upon her lips.
"Hey, where are we, anyway?" KH Sora asked.
"Dunno," Riku replied.
Kairi then explained, "We came looking for you when all of a sudden the ground caved in. . . ." She suddenly burst into tears. "OH, SORA, I WAS SO WORRIED!!" she cried, running over to him in her look-I'm-so-innocent way and taking his hands in her own. "I thought we'd never find you and you'd be gone forever!"
". . . ." KH Sora stared into her eyes.
". . . ." Kairi stared back into his eyes.
". . . ." The two stared into each other's eyes, getting closer. . . .and closer. . . .and closer. . . .and closer until their noses were finally touching, and then. . . .
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Onigiri cried, whipping out her own MaGiCaL AuThOrEsS KeYbLaDe and whacking Kairi across her thick head.
KH Sora's eyes widened while Kairi squeaked, "X.x Owie. . x.X"
Onigiri raised her MaGiCaL AuThOrEsS KeYbLaDe in the air in victory. "EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!! MWAHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHOHOHEHAHO!!!!! =DDD"
"Did they give you your medicine this morning?" Balmung asked the now crazed and power-hungry authoress-host.
Onigiri rocked back and forth on her heels. "They forgoo-ooot! =333"
"Um, shouldn't we be starting the show?" Subaru spoke up.
"Go an' remind them we have a plot, will ya. . .? ."
"THAT'S MY FACE, YOU STEALERER!!" Helba roared.
"AHA! I tricked you!" Onigiri exclaimed. "Now you can't do it anymore. =33"
"Dammit!"
Onigiri's eyes widened at the woman's fowl mouth. "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!"
Helba blinked. "Um. . .dammit?"
"Oh, that's what I thought you said. =P"
"JUST GET ON WITH IT, ALREADY!!" the audience and "actors" screamed.
"And we want to go back to our own world, too," Riku added.
The authoress-host turned toward him. "Well, you can't. =3"
"Why not?" KH Sora whined with tears in his eyes.
"'Cause you guys are gonna help me out with hosting-the-show stuffs! =33"
"Even ME??" Kairi asked.
Onigiri smacked her forehead. "Oh, what was I thinking? Of course not!" She then pulled a secret lever, sending Kairi down into the FLaMiNG PiT oF DOOM.
"You're evil. . . ;.;" KH Sora sniffled.
"Who, me? =33" Onigiri asked, the little, red horns returning once again.
"Um, but don't we already have the audience to help you out with hosting-the-show stuffs?" Sora suddenly said. But just a second after, the audience was sent into the FLaMiNG PiT oF DOOM as well.
"What audience??" Onigiri asked innocently.
"The audience you sent into the FLaMiNG PiT oF DOOM!" Mistral answered.
"SHUT UP!!" the authoress-host commanded, sending Mistral into the FLaMiNG PiT oF DOOM with all the others. "Eheheheheh. . ." she then laughed nervously. "Um, let's start the first game now, shall we? And, Riku and Sora, you can't help me out with hosting-the-show stuffs until you come up here and sit on my lap! =333"
The two bishies gulped, then cautiously walked over and sat on the girl's lap.
"=33"
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";.;"
"Alllllrighty, then!" Onigiri began. "Our first game is-"She was interrupted once again by another huge "CRASH!!!!" and a second after, Link from The Legend of Zelda jumped down from a hole in the ceiling right beside the first one.
"Ganondorf!! GaNoNdOrF!! GANONDORF!!" he growled, frothing at the mouth.
Onigiri glared. "Not again. . ."
"Um, why didn't you just use the hole I already made?" KH Sora asked the golden-haired Hylian.
"Well, actually, I-"
Just then, Wakka suddenly jumped down from the first hole with his hair a strange bright red, making him look a little too much like a certain big-nosed bad guy (haha, joke courtesy of White Phantom =P). . . "Hey, guys!" he exclaimed. "Check out my hair! I just dyed it red this morning!"
"GANONDORF!!" Link screamed, the froth returning to his mouth. "DIEEEEEEE!!!!!" He began to run after Wakka with the Megaton Hammer.
The Blitzball. . . -wielder guy's eyes widened and he jumped back up the hole.
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! =D" Link cackled, going after him up the hole to the Kingdom Hearts world. His voice could then be heard as he searched around the strange, new place. "Woah. . . What's this huge three-headed cat thing??"
"ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!" Cerberus growled mightily. And soon after. . .
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. . . . .!!!!!"
. . .Link's screaming could be heard trailing off into the distance.
Onigiri, the "actors", Riku, and KH Sora's eyes were wide as they all stood there, speechless. Then, the authoress-host suddenly snapped out of it and quickly said, "Okaylet'sstartthegamebeforeanyoneelseshowsupanditis. . . . .Whose Line!! Yes, believe it or not, we actually have a game on the show called Whose Line. Now, here's how it works: two of the "actors" will act out a .hackSIGN scene I make up, but will slip quotes from inside these envelopes-"She holds up the said envelopes for everyone to see and admire in awe, wishing that they had envelopes as lovely and as white as those. "-into the conversation. Now, the scene will be. . . .when Mimiru confesses her undying love to Tsukasa! And this will be for. . . .Helba and Sora!! =3"
"WheEeEeEeEeEe! XD" Sora gaily bounces up onto the stage. Helba simply glares, "hmph"s, and walks up onto the stage in her high-and-mighty-I'm-so-important-you-all-must-love-me-look-at-my-nearly-there-shirt-and-I-must-be-psychic-because-I-can-see-where-I'm-going-even-though-this-a-hundred-foot-tall-hat-covers-my-eyes way.
Onigiri smiles her famous "=33" smile. "And begin!!"
"So, Mimiru," Sora starts. "You said you wanted to talk about something?"
"Well. . .I. . .uh. . ." Helba stutters. This causes the Player Killer to sigh.
"I can tell you're nervous, so I should just tell you."
Helba looked up at him. "And that is. . .?"
"Look, I know why you brought me here," Sora said, causing the woman's eyes to widen slightly.
"What??"
"Yeah. . . um. . .Subaru already told me. . ."
"Well. . .what exactly did she say?" Helba prodded.
"Well, actually, she just pulled me over to the side. . . .looked me straight in the eye and said. . . . "Sora quickly took out a quote. "'Do you know the muffin man?' . . . .I'm still a bit confused about it even now."
Helba was now looking at the ground trying not to laugh. "What did you say to her?" she asked.
"Why, I said what any other man would say. . . ." The Player Killer pulled out another quote. "'What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?'"
Helba then looked up at him. "That's nice to know."
Sora frowned. "Wait. Was that a hint of sarcasm I heard in your voice?" he asked.
"W-Well, it's just, you see. . ."
"No, I don't see," he continued. "I mean, what's wrong with saying. . .that? What would YOU have said if you were in my position??"
Helba pulled out a quote and answered, "'More Ovaltine shakes, please.'"
"You know," Sora said. "Maybe we should just forget what he said or she said and start this conversation over anew."
"Right. Start anew. Well, then, Tsukasa, I have something I need to tell you. . ."
"Yes, Mimiru?"
The woman pulled out another quote and looked up at Sora with loving eyes. "'In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you.'"
"Oh, Mimiru. . ." Sora threw his arms open and cheesily ran over to Helba in ssslowwwww moootiiiiion.
"Oh, Tsukasa. . ." Helba threw her arms open, as well, and cheesily ran over to Sora in ssslowwwww moootiiiiion.
BUZZ! BUZZ!
Onigiri smiled. "A thousand points to both of you for slow motion-ness."
Sora and Helba smiled back.
"And I give a hundred points to Balmung for rubbing his leg up and down Subaru's the whole time without anyone noticing!" Riku chirped in with a smile even bigger than the other three's.
Subaru's eyes widened.
"Okaaaaaaay," Onigiri cut in. "Moving on. . . ." She was suddenly interrupted by an earth-shaking "RRRRRUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!!".
"EEK!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!" Subaru squeaked, and clung on to Balmung.
Balmung gave a naughty smile and began to pat Subaru's shoulder to comfort her, but then slowly moved his hand downward until he was now groping her.
Subaru's eyes widened as her face turned bright red. "0.0 Umm. . ."
"Something's appearing!!" Helba shouted, and pointed toward a floating blob of darkness that ever-so-slowly formed into Darkside Heartless.
"See!?" KH Sora exclaimed. "I told you there were Heartless here, but would you listen? Noooooo. And now look what's happened!"
"Well, what should we do, genius!?" Onigiri asked him.
Riku then whipped out his wooden sword, made from 100% virtual palm wood. Buy it at your local video game store today! "Don't worry, I'll go after it!" Slow motion now takes place as Riku slowwwwwly jumps up into the air toward Darkside Heartless and yells in a low, slow motion voice, "HEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"RIIIIIIIIIIKUUUUUUUUUU!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" KH Sora also yells in a low, slow motion voice, reaching a hand out toward the lavender-haired bishie.
"YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Riku slowwwwwly swipes Darkside Heartless with his wooden sword. . . .and doesn't even make a mark.
"OWWWWWIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! ;.;" Darkside Heartless slowwwwwly turns around and runs away, crying. "WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! MOOOOOMMYYYYYY!!!!!" he sobs, runs right through the hard, brick wall o.0. Slow motion-ness now ends.
Onigiri's eyes have now become tiny dots. "Well. . . . That was. . . .interesting. . . . And seems we've run out of time as well. ;.;"
"Yay! We can go home now!! =D" KH Sora and Riku cheer.
"Hohohohoho! Why, of course not, my pretties!" Onigiri laughs. "I'm gonna keep you as souvenirs!! =33"
The two bishies then fall to their knees. "WHYYYYYYYYYY??"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! =333" Onigiri's evil laugh echoes throughout the room.
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Thanks so much to all who reviewed! I'm sorry I didn't use people's ideas for this chapter, but I had already planned out most of what was going to happen before I got the rest of the reviews. However, I'll have Furuba characters pop in next time. And now I command you to REVIEW!! =33 'Til next time!
Yes, that's right, I'm back!! Muahahahahahaha!! =D To tell you the truth, though, I was actually going to have this be a one-shot, but Luna talked me out of it and even inspired me for some parts of this chapter. (hug) Sankyuu, Luna =33!! Oh, and also, there will be guest stars, a new host (=333), and a lot more games than before this time! So let's begin now, shall we?
WHOSE%!%LINE%!%WITH%!%THE%!%HACKERS! ChApTeR tWo!!
---In ThE CaSe oF RaNDoM GaMe ChArAcTeRs---
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Standing in the audience, Onigiri announces, "Hey, everyone! =33 Guess whaa-aaat. . . .I'm your new host!! =333"
The audience's eyes grew wide. "We're screwed. . ."
"Hehehehehe," Onigiri giggled, two little, red horns slowly beginning to grow atop her head. She then continued, "IIIIIIIIt's Whose Line! We've got a great show for you tonight with even more games, surprises, and, of course, HUMOR! But first. . . . It's the girl we all hate-"
Subaru gasped in shock.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I read that wrong, silly me. . . It's the girl we all DESPISE, Subaru!"
The blue-haired she-devil quietly began to growl.
"Stop killing players or you're grounded, it's Sora!"
"WheEeEeEeEeEe! XD" the Player Killer squealed.
"He comes with your choice of hot sauce or extra spicy, it's Balmung!"
The said man's eyes widened. ". . .??"
"And I can't find "shirt" in the dictionary, it's Helba!"
At that, Helba's face turned to ".".
Onigiri then ran down from the bleachers and sat down at her desk. "Now then, let's get started with our first game-"She was suddenly interrupted by a huge "CRASH!!!!" from the ceiling.
The audience, Subaru, Sora, Balmung, and Onigiri's eyes widened in surprise while Helba's expression stayed as ".". "Help! My face is stuck like this!" she cried. "I don't even know how I made my eyes pointy in the first place. . ."
Then suddenly, Sora from Kingdom Hearts jumped down from the hole in the ceiling and started screaming, "Heartless!! HeArTlEsS!! HEARTLESS!!" Foam began to spew from his mouth. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" he cackled, jumping up and down on the Keyblade like a pogo stick.
The audience, Subaru, Sora (the other one), Balmung, and Onigiri's eyes turned to question marks; Helba was still stuck in "." mode.
KH Sora then saw Onigiri and ran after her with the Keyblade. "HeeeArRtLeSsSsSs!!!" But Riku jumped down from the hole and shouted, "SORA, NO!!"
Seeing Riku's poofity pants, the audience, Subaru, Sora, Balmung, and Onigiri muttered, "Well, SOMEONE'S been sneaking a few French-fries when we weren't looking. . . ."
". . . ."
At Riku's words, KH Sora froze right in the middle of a Firaga spell aimed right at Onigiri, leaving the authoress-host to stand there with tears streaming down her eyes.
Kairi now also jumped down from the hole and said, "Sora, she's not a Heartless!"
"That's right," Onigiri confirmed. "I may BE heartless by I am definitely not A Heartless." An evil smirk came upon her lips.
"Hey, where are we, anyway?" KH Sora asked.
"Dunno," Riku replied.
Kairi then explained, "We came looking for you when all of a sudden the ground caved in. . . ." She suddenly burst into tears. "OH, SORA, I WAS SO WORRIED!!" she cried, running over to him in her look-I'm-so-innocent way and taking his hands in her own. "I thought we'd never find you and you'd be gone forever!"
". . . ." KH Sora stared into her eyes.
". . . ." Kairi stared back into his eyes.
". . . ." The two stared into each other's eyes, getting closer. . . .and closer. . . .and closer. . . .and closer until their noses were finally touching, and then. . . .
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Onigiri cried, whipping out her own MaGiCaL AuThOrEsS KeYbLaDe and whacking Kairi across her thick head.
KH Sora's eyes widened while Kairi squeaked, "X.x Owie. . x.X"
Onigiri raised her MaGiCaL AuThOrEsS KeYbLaDe in the air in victory. "EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!! MWAHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHOHOHEHAHO!!!!! =DDD"
"Did they give you your medicine this morning?" Balmung asked the now crazed and power-hungry authoress-host.
Onigiri rocked back and forth on her heels. "They forgoo-ooot! =333"
"Um, shouldn't we be starting the show?" Subaru spoke up.
"Go an' remind them we have a plot, will ya. . .? ."
"THAT'S MY FACE, YOU STEALERER!!" Helba roared.
"AHA! I tricked you!" Onigiri exclaimed. "Now you can't do it anymore. =33"
"Dammit!"
Onigiri's eyes widened at the woman's fowl mouth. "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!"
Helba blinked. "Um. . .dammit?"
"Oh, that's what I thought you said. =P"
"JUST GET ON WITH IT, ALREADY!!" the audience and "actors" screamed.
"And we want to go back to our own world, too," Riku added.
The authoress-host turned toward him. "Well, you can't. =3"
"Why not?" KH Sora whined with tears in his eyes.
"'Cause you guys are gonna help me out with hosting-the-show stuffs! =33"
"Even ME??" Kairi asked.
Onigiri smacked her forehead. "Oh, what was I thinking? Of course not!" She then pulled a secret lever, sending Kairi down into the FLaMiNG PiT oF DOOM.
"You're evil. . . ;.;" KH Sora sniffled.
"Who, me? =33" Onigiri asked, the little, red horns returning once again.
"Um, but don't we already have the audience to help you out with hosting-the-show stuffs?" Sora suddenly said. But just a second after, the audience was sent into the FLaMiNG PiT oF DOOM as well.
"What audience??" Onigiri asked innocently.
"The audience you sent into the FLaMiNG PiT oF DOOM!" Mistral answered.
"SHUT UP!!" the authoress-host commanded, sending Mistral into the FLaMiNG PiT oF DOOM with all the others. "Eheheheheh. . ." she then laughed nervously. "Um, let's start the first game now, shall we? And, Riku and Sora, you can't help me out with hosting-the-show stuffs until you come up here and sit on my lap! =333"
The two bishies gulped, then cautiously walked over and sat on the girl's lap.
"=33"
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";.;"
"Alllllrighty, then!" Onigiri began. "Our first game is-"She was interrupted once again by another huge "CRASH!!!!" and a second after, Link from The Legend of Zelda jumped down from a hole in the ceiling right beside the first one.
"Ganondorf!! GaNoNdOrF!! GANONDORF!!" he growled, frothing at the mouth.
Onigiri glared. "Not again. . ."
"Um, why didn't you just use the hole I already made?" KH Sora asked the golden-haired Hylian.
"Well, actually, I-"
Just then, Wakka suddenly jumped down from the first hole with his hair a strange bright red, making him look a little too much like a certain big-nosed bad guy (haha, joke courtesy of White Phantom =P). . . "Hey, guys!" he exclaimed. "Check out my hair! I just dyed it red this morning!"
"GANONDORF!!" Link screamed, the froth returning to his mouth. "DIEEEEEEE!!!!!" He began to run after Wakka with the Megaton Hammer.
The Blitzball. . . -wielder guy's eyes widened and he jumped back up the hole.
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! =D" Link cackled, going after him up the hole to the Kingdom Hearts world. His voice could then be heard as he searched around the strange, new place. "Woah. . . What's this huge three-headed cat thing??"
"ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!" Cerberus growled mightily. And soon after. . .
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. . . . .!!!!!"
. . .Link's screaming could be heard trailing off into the distance.
Onigiri, the "actors", Riku, and KH Sora's eyes were wide as they all stood there, speechless. Then, the authoress-host suddenly snapped out of it and quickly said, "Okaylet'sstartthegamebeforeanyoneelseshowsupanditis. . . . .Whose Line!! Yes, believe it or not, we actually have a game on the show called Whose Line. Now, here's how it works: two of the "actors" will act out a .hackSIGN scene I make up, but will slip quotes from inside these envelopes-"She holds up the said envelopes for everyone to see and admire in awe, wishing that they had envelopes as lovely and as white as those. "-into the conversation. Now, the scene will be. . . .when Mimiru confesses her undying love to Tsukasa! And this will be for. . . .Helba and Sora!! =3"
"WheEeEeEeEeEe! XD" Sora gaily bounces up onto the stage. Helba simply glares, "hmph"s, and walks up onto the stage in her high-and-mighty-I'm-so-important-you-all-must-love-me-look-at-my-nearly-there-shirt-and-I-must-be-psychic-because-I-can-see-where-I'm-going-even-though-this-a-hundred-foot-tall-hat-covers-my-eyes way.
Onigiri smiles her famous "=33" smile. "And begin!!"
"So, Mimiru," Sora starts. "You said you wanted to talk about something?"
"Well. . .I. . .uh. . ." Helba stutters. This causes the Player Killer to sigh.
"I can tell you're nervous, so I should just tell you."
Helba looked up at him. "And that is. . .?"
"Look, I know why you brought me here," Sora said, causing the woman's eyes to widen slightly.
"What??"
"Yeah. . . um. . .Subaru already told me. . ."
"Well. . .what exactly did she say?" Helba prodded.
"Well, actually, she just pulled me over to the side. . . .looked me straight in the eye and said. . . . "Sora quickly took out a quote. "'Do you know the muffin man?' . . . .I'm still a bit confused about it even now."
Helba was now looking at the ground trying not to laugh. "What did you say to her?" she asked.
"Why, I said what any other man would say. . . ." The Player Killer pulled out another quote. "'What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?'"
Helba then looked up at him. "That's nice to know."
Sora frowned. "Wait. Was that a hint of sarcasm I heard in your voice?" he asked.
"W-Well, it's just, you see. . ."
"No, I don't see," he continued. "I mean, what's wrong with saying. . .that? What would YOU have said if you were in my position??"
Helba pulled out a quote and answered, "'More Ovaltine shakes, please.'"
"You know," Sora said. "Maybe we should just forget what he said or she said and start this conversation over anew."
"Right. Start anew. Well, then, Tsukasa, I have something I need to tell you. . ."
"Yes, Mimiru?"
The woman pulled out another quote and looked up at Sora with loving eyes. "'In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you.'"
"Oh, Mimiru. . ." Sora threw his arms open and cheesily ran over to Helba in ssslowwwww moootiiiiion.
"Oh, Tsukasa. . ." Helba threw her arms open, as well, and cheesily ran over to Sora in ssslowwwww moootiiiiion.
BUZZ! BUZZ!
Onigiri smiled. "A thousand points to both of you for slow motion-ness."
Sora and Helba smiled back.
"And I give a hundred points to Balmung for rubbing his leg up and down Subaru's the whole time without anyone noticing!" Riku chirped in with a smile even bigger than the other three's.
Subaru's eyes widened.
"Okaaaaaaay," Onigiri cut in. "Moving on. . . ." She was suddenly interrupted by an earth-shaking "RRRRRUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!!".
"EEK!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!" Subaru squeaked, and clung on to Balmung.
Balmung gave a naughty smile and began to pat Subaru's shoulder to comfort her, but then slowly moved his hand downward until he was now groping her.
Subaru's eyes widened as her face turned bright red. "0.0 Umm. . ."
"Something's appearing!!" Helba shouted, and pointed toward a floating blob of darkness that ever-so-slowly formed into Darkside Heartless.
"See!?" KH Sora exclaimed. "I told you there were Heartless here, but would you listen? Noooooo. And now look what's happened!"
"Well, what should we do, genius!?" Onigiri asked him.
Riku then whipped out his wooden sword, made from 100% virtual palm wood. Buy it at your local video game store today! "Don't worry, I'll go after it!" Slow motion now takes place as Riku slowwwwwly jumps up into the air toward Darkside Heartless and yells in a low, slow motion voice, "HEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"RIIIIIIIIIIKUUUUUUUUUU!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" KH Sora also yells in a low, slow motion voice, reaching a hand out toward the lavender-haired bishie.
"YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Riku slowwwwwly swipes Darkside Heartless with his wooden sword. . . .and doesn't even make a mark.
"OWWWWWIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! ;.;" Darkside Heartless slowwwwwly turns around and runs away, crying. "WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! MOOOOOMMYYYYYY!!!!!" he sobs, runs right through the hard, brick wall o.0. Slow motion-ness now ends.
Onigiri's eyes have now become tiny dots. "Well. . . . That was. . . .interesting. . . . And seems we've run out of time as well. ;.;"
"Yay! We can go home now!! =D" KH Sora and Riku cheer.
"Hohohohoho! Why, of course not, my pretties!" Onigiri laughs. "I'm gonna keep you as souvenirs!! =33"
The two bishies then fall to their knees. "WHYYYYYYYYYY??"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! =333" Onigiri's evil laugh echoes throughout the room.
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Thanks so much to all who reviewed! I'm sorry I didn't use people's ideas for this chapter, but I had already planned out most of what was going to happen before I got the rest of the reviews. However, I'll have Furuba characters pop in next time. And now I command you to REVIEW!! =33 'Til next time!