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WARNING: These bits of fan fiction are completely strewn with random and mindless humor. Read at your own risk.
GYRAX Presents…
Love Hina: BakaFictions to Go
Chapter 7: The $60 000 000 000 Teahouse Owner
Late in the afternoon, at the Hinata Sou…
Haruka puts a fresh new ammo clip in her Beretta M92F; she quickly aims it at a random Yakuza dude. The guy stops in his tracks and slowly raises his arms up.
The teahouse owner walks over to him with utmost caution, making sure he didn't do anything stupid, she stopped at least ten feet from him. "Okay, douchebag, what the hell is it, now?"
"You know very damn well that the fisherman's wharf is Yakuza territory. What the hell gives you the right to just barge in, shoot all the lights out, and make the boss bark like Ben Stein?" He still has his hands up.
"Goblinsayswhat?"
"What? Wait… DOH!"
"I'm a bounty hunter; it's my job." Haruka replied. "Now be a good boy and stand still, or I'll shoot." She slowly aims her pistol straight at his head. A long pause ensues as the teahouse owner stares down the random Yakuza guy with a cool gaze. The guy stands absolutely motionless, as he knows what would happen if he did something stupid, yet he's trying to figure out why she doesn't just cuff him.
A puff of smoke escapes Haruka's cigarette as she keeps the pistol pointed at him, holding it perfectly still. Then, she throws the gun like a boomerang, smacking him dead in the eye.
As the man writhes in pain, Haruka approaches him with her usual cool attitude. "There's something that you need to know, pal." She pauses, expecting an answer, but the guy just looks at her. "This world… is made of love and peace." She makes a V-sign with her fingers and holds it, the sun shining behind her.
End Chapter 5
Nothing like random humor to cheer someone up, eh?
(I have to say this was a short chapter.)
Review. Chapter 8.
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