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Chapter 8: Setamyhexyllprofen

It was 8:30 PM; Naru and Keitaro were going out of the Hinata Sou, on a date? Maybe. They were descending down the stairs when they saw Seta at the bottom, with his usual creepy smile.

"Hey, Seta." Keitaro said as the twosome went to the bottom of the stairs. He looked at a bag Seta was holding in his left hand. "What's with the baggy?"

"Oh, this?" Seta responded, with frightening optimism. "My doctor said I needed to take these to take the edge off." He takes a pill out of the bag. "Archaeology has stressed me the hell out, so I take one of these to make sure I don't have an aneurysm. It's a Horse Tranquilizer pill."

Naru and Keitaro look at each other. "Horse Tranquilizer!"

Seta points to a random tree. "If I take enough, a gateway over there will open and an elf on a Manchester terrier will come out. He says the key to eternal happiness is always a good cookie. I think he works for Keebler."

Naru and Keitaro huddle.

"I think he's taken the proverbial leap off the deep end." Keitaro whispered.

"At least he's not pissed." Naru said without missing a beat.

"I think Seta needs help. Quickly, lets get out of here." Keitaro whispered back.

"Right." Naru responded.

They both walk casually away from the steps. Seta looks at them. "Where are you guys going?"

"Umm…" Keitaro said. "We love the Red Hot Chili Peppers."

"Yeah, that's right." Naru added. "The Red Hot Chili Peppers."

They both walked off; Seta watches them. "… So do I."

Later, at a Mexican restaurant, Keitaro breathed fire, burning Naru's face to a nice black crisp. "Now, let's go help Seta."

End Chapter 8

Nothing like random humor to cheer someone up, eh? (I'm going to hell for this chapter.)

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