Hello my pretty people who are reading this for their own enjoyment! It is I, Princess Nightfire, your beautiful author person mister guy! I shall now welcome you to chapter three of Why I Hate Peaches! People start clapping!
I want to thank all of you people who reviewed my story! I'm glad you all enjoyed it! I'm sorry that chapter two was too short! I had no ideas whatsoever! But no need to fear people! I have no school today, so I have time to write this story! And I have very many ideas! Yay! Okay, here it is!
"" Means speech
Underline means I'm talking to you!
. Means it's the end of the sentence.
'' Means someone is thinking.
Disclaimer: If I owned Card Captor Sakura, I wouldn't be writing fan fiction, right? But as of right now, the only thing I own is this computer, my chow mien, and my hair. Thank you.
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Last Time on Why I Hate Peaches!
Momo watched with a smile as the four walked away. "Oh, Sakura, Sakura, Sakura. You'll be so sorry. Li and Eriol will be mine, you'll see. This means war, my dear." She turned and walked off in the other direction. Tomorrow was a new day, after all.
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A loud moan escaped Sakura's lips. It was a bit muffled, mainly because she lay face down on her bed. She turned over to her other side and sighed. 'I don't get why that new girl is being so mean! I barely know her and already she's my enemy!' Sakura closed her eyes, deep in thought. 'Maybe I should try being nicer. I mean, she's new and she doesn't know anyone here.' Sakura smiled...a little. But at that moment, the little voice in her head decided to tease her. 'Remember Sakura...she called you ugly. She dared to touch Syaoran.' This time, Sakura shot up in bed. Putting her hands over her ears, she shouted out loud, "I DON'T CARE IF SHE TOUCHED SYAORAN! HE'S JUST A FRIEND!"
"Sakura?" A small voice asked from the floor. Kero had apparently fallen on the floor. "What are you talking about?"
Sakura turned a bright shade of red as she attempted to laugh. "N-nothing! Um, I was just practicing for my school's new play! It's called...um..." Sakura scratched her head in thought. All out of nowhere, she smiled and snapped her fingers. "It's called I Don't Care!"
Kero-chan looked at her skeptically. "And I'm guessing it's about a girl who touched a boy who is coincidentally named Syaoran and a girl who is jealous?"
"Yes!" Sakura smiled, then slammed her hands against her mouth. "I mean, no!"
Ignoring her, Kero kept talking. "And you are playing the jealous girl?"
"No! Yes!" Sakura blushed and fumbled with her words. "You're confusing me!" She clutched her head and crawled under the blankets.
Kero clicked his tongue disapprovingly and looked her in the face. "Cheer up, Kiddo. Just go to bed and then you'll feel better in the morning."
Sakura moaned loudly and turned over in her blankets. "Kero! Are you watching those family television shows?"
Kero froze and smiled sheepishly. "No!"
Sakura didn't answer and Kero breathed a sigh of relief. Talking to himself, he checked the television program for the times of certain shows. "Yes! Full House is on tomorrow!"
Sakura shot up in bed and laughed at him. "Aha! I knew it! You were watching that American show about a family who live in a house in San Francisco! The one that teaches good family values, yet is extremely hilarious!" Sakura placed her hands on her hips and cooed at him mockingly.
Kero frowned and hid under her bed. "Go to sleep!"
Sakura giggled to herself. "Good family values..."
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Tomoyo hummed to herself as she put her hair up in braids. 'I can't believe I barely said anything to that horrid girl. Momo just does something to me. I get...I don't know, I think I'm scared of her. Wait, I'm not scared of that brat! Wait a second, that rhymed!' Tomoyo smiled and turned up her radio. It was currently playing Romeo by BoA. When she was finished braiding her hair, she stood up and walked to her closet. She pulled out her school uniform and placed it on a nearby chair. "Yay! I'm finally ready for school tomorrow!" She did a small twirl and laughed. "But...Momo seems sort of familiar."
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Momo ate quietly at her house. Her older sister chatted with her mother and Momo just tuned them out while she ate.
"Mo?" Mrs. Okhawa smiled at her youngest daughter happily. "Peach, how was your first day at school?"
"Ooh! Hey Peachy! Did you meet any cute guys like I did?" Kira squealed happily. At that, Momo felt a smile crawl to her bright face.
"Yes, and you will not believe how cute they were! Okay, their names are Eriol...something and Li Syaoran!" Momo giggled. "I could tell they like me. They were both fighting about me! Isn't that sweet? But this girl, Samura or something, and her sidekick, whose name has slipped my mind," She giggled once more. "are so jealous of the attention I'm getting from people, that they made fun of me in front of everybody! It was my first day and I was glad to make new friends, but these two girls were being bullies! At least you had a good day, Kiki."
"Well, if you were listening," Kira said snootily. "You would have heard me say that it was a half and half day."
"Oh." Momo smiled. "You tell me all about this Toya guy, then."
Kira giggled happily. "Well, he's really tall and cute! He has dark hair and he likes me! I can tell! But this girl, Nakuru, keeps being mean to me! She's so jealous of me! I don't like her! She's just mad because I challenged her to a basketball game, one on one of course, and slammed her down!" Kira giggled again.
"I said I wanted to know about Toya! Not about this Naruku girl!" Momo frowned at her food as her sister kept giggling.
"Oh yes! Toya has this little sister that his best friend Yukito told me about!"
Momo smiled and cleared her plate. "I'd love to hear more, but I have to go to sleep now."
"I hope you have a nice day at school tomorrow!" Mrs. Okhawa called out.
"Yeah." Momo smiled at her mom and older sister. To herself, she spoke quietly. "But the sidekick won't."
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Sakura smiled at her best friend and walked into the classroom. Around her, kids laughed and pointed at Tomoyo.
"Sakura, why are they laughing?" Tomoyo frowned and looked at her best friend. Sakura shrugged and waved as their friend Rika came running towards them.
"Tomoyo! Is it true?" Rika looked at Tomoyo worriedly.
Tomoyo looked confused. "Is what true?"
Rika frowned and pointed to the blackboard. "That."
Written on the blackboard was a message. Sakura gasped as Tomoyo began to read it aloud. "I, Tomoyo Daidoji, pee in my skirt when riding the pony ride. I'm a total and complete baby and I'm Fat! I'm so very jealous of Momo Okhawa because boys love her. I am sorry that I love Eriol, but Eriol loves Momo. I guess I'll just have to keep peeing on ponies since I'm not pretty?" Tomoyo turned a bright shade of red and began to cry. She buried her face in her hands and continued to sob.
Sakura gave her friend a hug and stood up. She walked steadily towards a blonde girl seated behind Li's desk. She smiled pleasantly as she stood in front of the girl. "I hope you have a nice night of sleep. You'll need it." Sakura paused. "And I hope you know that this means war."
"Bring it on." Momo smiled back at her and flipped her hair behind her shoulder.
Sakura nodded her smile still on her face. "Oh, I will. I will."
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"So you're saying that the new girl is the one who wrote that message on the blackboard?" Eriol looked at Sakura with a confused look.
"Yes Eriol." Sakura ran a hand through her hair and sighed.
"I could tell. That girl is bad news!" Syaoran punched his other hand and frowned.
They slowly walked towards the school exit. So far, Momo hadn't bothered them, save for the blackboard incident. Sakura glanced at Tomoyo and sighed. "Are you okay, Tomoyo?"
Tomoyo stared ahead of her for three seconds before answering. "No. I'm not okay. That was an evil thing to do. It's time for pay back." Tomoyo frowned and looked at her friends. "Any ideas?"
"I have one." Sakura smiled and grasped Tomoyo's hand. "And it will be the best." Sakura let go of Tomoyo's hand and looked at Li and Eriol. "Can you guys help?"
"Sure!" Li answered excitedly.
Eriol hesitated for a moment before nodding his head yes.
Sakura clapped her hands happily. "Great!"
"So what's this great plan of yours?" Syaoran asked.
"Well..." Sakura smiled and whispered her plan to her friends.
Li and Eriol pulled back quickly. "What?"
Eriol tripped on a rock and his glasses fell off. He scrambled to pick them up and in doing so, tripped over another rock. Tomoyo sighed and picked up the glasses. She smiled and held them up to Eriol. "Here you go." When he reached up to take them, he touched Tomoyo's hand and he blushed. Tomoyo kept clearing her throat and Sakura looked from Tomoyo to Eriol.
Li diverted Sakura's attention from the two sputtering pre-teens and onto himself. "What is it that you want Eriol and I to do?" He shook his head. "I don't want to do it."
Sakura smiled at him and grabbed his arm. "I thought you would say that. That's why I had a plan when you said that." Sakura giggled and stroked his arm softly. Tomoyo and Eriol watched as Syaoran blushed and Sakura stroked.
"I was just hoping that you would help a friend out." Sakura looked up at Li's eyes. "But if you won't help a friend when they ask nicely, you'll have to be forced."
It took a while for Syaoran to fully understand what Sakura just said. "What?"
"Too late!" Sakura laughed and twisted his arm behind his back.
"Ow, ow, ouch!" Li groaned at her. "Not fair. Ouch!"
Sakura pushed his arm higher up his back. "Will you cooperate then?"
"Yes!" Syaoran gave a howl of pain when Sakura let go of his arm.
"Good!" Sakura smiled at him.
"Where did you learn that move?" Tomoyo watched as Li rubbed his arm in pain.
"Television!" Sakura laughed and Tomoyo joined in.
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Toya sighed as the two girls shouted at one another.
"At least I don't have yucky hair!" Kira shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Shut up!" Nakuru yelled. "At least I have a brain!"
"You shut up! At least I'm not flat!" Kira shrieked.
Nakuru gasped and growled at the same time. "At least I'm flat and not fat!"
"I am so not fat!" Kira shouted.
"Yeah you are!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"You're so stupid!"
"Toya! Tell that pig that you like me and not her!" Nakuru begged.
"No! Toya! Tell that stick that you like me!" Kira pointed to herself.
"He likes me!" Nakuru shouted, whirling to face the sandy haired girl.
Kira gasped and grabbed one of her long braids. She growled and whacked Nakuru with it.
Nakuru's mouth fell open in shock and she looked over at Toya. "She just hit me with her hair!" Without waiting for an answer, she grabbed on her ponytail and whacked the other with it as well. Soon, the two girls were whacking each other with their hair. Toya just shrugged and looked over at Yuki, who was once again, eating.
"I'm so bored." Toya said.
Yuki shook his head and laughed at him, spraying the other with pieces of meat and cabbage. "You got two gorgeous girls fighting over you, and you're bored?"
Toya wiped the spit from his face and sighed. "Yeah. Whatever."
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Sakura held the phone to her ear as she made dinner. "So you got the plan? Okay, make sure you two treat her as if she really matters. Don't sound so fake! And I know you don't want to do this, but you have to. I'm really sorry! But it's for the good of all mankind." Sakura waited while the soup bubbled and sat down. "I know, that sounded kinda weird, but hey! Oh, I have to go now. Yeah, remember the plan. Bye." Sakura hung the phone back on the receiver and poured the soup into a huge bowl. She set it on the table and grinned at the air. "Yes, Momo. Have a good night's sleep. You'll need it."
"Who are you talking to?" Toya appeared from behind her and Sakura stopped laughing evilly quickly. "Crazy monster."
"I'm not talking to anybody! Well, I was talking to my friends on the phone while I was making soup and--" Toya cut her off with a yawn.
"Alright! I get it!" Toya sat down at hte table and poured himself some soup. "Hmm. This sin't bad..." Sakura rose up in pride. "For a monster." And he just popped her bubble.
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Yay! I'm finally finished with this chapter! Okay, I understand that this might not be very long, but I only have a limited time on the computer and so yeah. So how was that for the third chapter? I know it probably seemed hurried and messed up and stuff! Please excuse me! Please review! Thank you for reading this story! I hope you review! –Princess Nightfire