Author's Note: You know the drill…Nothing worth stealing is mine. Instead, you'll find yourself being sued by J.K. Rowling. Slash soon! You have been warned.
Blushing furiously, James emerged from beneath the table. After making sure the Slytherin had stalked off, he stormed off toward the dormitories. How could they do this to him? In front of Lily, even! He was so upset; he didn't notice the sign on his back, reading "hex me."
"I think he's had enough." Remus gasped between attempting to breathe and laugh like a madman at the same time. "Accio Parchment!" The notice flew from James' rapidly retreating figure and into his outstretched hand.
"We'd better lay low for awhile, though." Sirius warned, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Gods. I hope we didn't go to hard on him." Remus muttered uneasily.
"He'll be fine. If anything, we should be the ones to be worried about. If I know James…" he didn't need to finish. The pair exchanged darkly significant looks, and after making sure that none of their breakfast choices spoke Japanese, headed in the opposite direction of James-to the Hogwarts grounds.
Another Author's Note: I'm sorry that this chapter is so short. I changed my mind about a few crucial details and felt that this should really be a part of Chapter 1, hence the naming of the chapter. Oops. Ooh well… I just didn't want those who have already read the first part to miss this. Once again, I truly apologize. On a happier note for some of us, Sirius/Remus slash starts soon unless I change my mind again…