Chapter 9:
(A/N Hey it's Erin giving you your author's notes! this chapter is dedicated to all of my friends from Bayside that I'm leaving, not only for the summer, but some forever! I love you guys! and I miss you already so call me! WARNING: viewer descretion is advised! lol! but yea, there is a slight romantic scene just to warn you, PLEASE R&R!)
"Ugh!" Sam exclaimed, "Do you two smell that? I warrant there's a nasty bog nearby".
"Yes, I can smell it," Frodo replied.
Erin covered her nose with her shirt and coughed, "That is totally disgusting, I think I'm gonna puke," she said.
'We're not alone," Frodo simply said.
"So, we might as well talk about something while we're walking, so......" Erin trailed off.
"I know it's not for awhile, but what should we name our baby?" Frodo asked, with a slight blush.
"It depends if it's going to be a boy or a girl," Erin replied, looking at Frodo.
"Ok, what if it's a boy?" Frodo asked.
"Then you can call it Sam!" Sam spoke up.
"OH GOOD GOD NO!" Erin screamed.
"ok, let's forget about boys," Frodo started, "How about names for girls?"
"How about Samantha?" Sam suggested.
"AHHHHHHH! SHUT UP!" Erin cried.
"Ok, Sammy is alright," Sam continued.
"La! La! LA!" Erin screamed, trying to read the only thing with her, her "Steps Through Pregnancy" book.
* * *
That night, Erin lay curled up in Frodo's arm. "Frodo," she whispered, "I can't sleep".
"Aren't you tired from all that walking?" Frodo whispered back.
"No," Erin replied, sighing.
Erin turned around to face Frodo, "Is Sam asleep?" she asked.
"Yes," Frodo said, and yawned.
Erin ran her fingers through Frodo's locks. She leaned forward and kissed him lightly. He deepened the kiss and wrapped his arms around her waist. Erin put hers around Frodo's neck. "I love you," Frodo whispered.
"I love you more," Erin teased.
They kissed again and Erin started to unbutton Frodo's shirt. (A/N ok, you might want to stop reading here for the warning thing! it's not that bad, but I gotta warn you anyways!)
They started to undress and soon, Frodo lay on top of Erin. He kissed all over her body and Erin kissed him. They stopped kissing for a moment to catch their breaths and Erin looked into Frodo's deep blue eyes, "I'm sorry about the ring thing, I know it's hard for you, maybe you should sleep now," Erin suggested, breathing loudly.
"Why would I sleep when I could be with you?" Frodo asked, nuzzling Erin's neck.
They kissed passionately. Frodo continued to kiss Erin, but Erin stopped when she heard a raspy voice, "They thieves!" it called, "They stole it from us! they stole the precciouss!"
As it approached Erin got more and more scared. When it was finally close enough, Erin opened her mouth to scream but then she remembered that it was important to keep quiet, especially at night to keep unnoticed by orcs and other evil creatures. As it got closer Erin just couldn't hold it in anymore and screamed, "HOLY F***!"
"I'm trying!" Frodo cried, "But don't wake up Sam!"
Before, Frodo didn't hear the creature, obviously over his own moans, but now he realized that Erin was screaming because of the creature, not signaling to him. Sam stirred and jumped up, immidiately fighting with the creature. Erin screamed and struggled to cover herself.
Frodo saw Sam's distress and quickly pulled on his clothes and joined Sam in wrestling with the ugly creature. Erin shivered, "I always said this looked kinda kinky in the movie, and this is just not right, but Niori always said that in Middle Earth that being gay probably didn't seem unnatural," she mumbled to herself.
"STING!! FRODO GET OUT STING!!" Erin screamed so loud that it would have woken every orc in Mordor.
Frodo struggled to reach his belt and finally got ahold of his sword. He pulled it out and held it up shakily, "Hold still! or I'll cut your throat!" he threatened.
Gollum wailed. "Do it Frodo! he interrupted us!" Erin yelled, angrily.
"What were you two doing?" Sam asked, curiously.
There was an uncomfortable silence and then Gollum spoke up, "They were playing, yess precciousss, with each other," he said, smiling.
Frodo blushed and Sam flinched, after being in the girl's world they finally caught that meaning. "That's none of your concern, stay out of it," Frodo said, holding Sting closer to Gollum's throat.
Erin was furious, "Kill that son of a-" she was cut off by Frodo.
"This is Sting, you've seen it before, haven't you?" Frodo prodded.
* * *
Finally, after a bit more struggle, Sam and Frodo managed to get a rope around Gollum's skinny neck. "Err!" Erin growled, "Frodo did you ever notice whenever we try to be a little bit romantic with each other, we're always interrupted!"
Frodo nodded. It was a bit hard to hear over Gollum's wails. "Take is off!! it burns us!" he cried.
They all stopped and watched Gollum struggle on the ground for awhile. "THIS NOISE WILL WAKE UP EVERY ORC IN MORDOR!" Sam screamed, "maybe we should just tie him to a rock".
"NO!" Gollum said, alerted, "that's for murderers!"
"You deserve it!" Sam yelled.
"Maybe he does deserve to die, but now that I see him, I do pity him," Frodo spoke.
"Don't do it Frodo! he doesn't deserve it, leave him. Sam's right, for once!" Erin cried.
"We swears we'll follow Master's orders, on the precious!" Gollum convinced.
Erin was about to say more, but she remembered if she gave away what happened in the story, (she did read the books) than it might not turn out right, it could turn out bad, it wasn't just imagination anymore, it was real. "There's no promise you can make that I can trust!" Frodo said, sternly.
"We swears! on the....on the precious!" Gollum cried, "Take it off us!"
Frodo stepped forward and kneeled down. He carefully took the rope off of the small creature and threw it aside. Gollum looked surprised. "Have you been to Mordor before?" Frodo asked, calmly.
"Yes!" Gollum revealed.
"You will lead us to the black gate," Frodo finished.
Erin hit her head with her hand and held back tears. It would be a long journey, and there was nothing she could do about it. "Follow us Hobbitses!" Gollum cried, taking off at a sprint.
"And human!" Erin called, as she started to walk as quickly as she could without collapsing.
(A/N I hope you liked this chapter! Please R&R!! The next chapter might take a little longer since school is over and I don't see Jane and Niori as much! keep reviewing and make us happy ok? TO MY FRIENDS I'M LEAVING AT BAYSIDE: YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN AND SOMEWHERE IN MY MESSED UP HEAD IS ALL THE MEMORIES OF GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER, AND BAD TIMES!BUT WE MADE IT THROUGH TOGETHER! CHEERS!)
(A/N Hey it's Erin giving you your author's notes! this chapter is dedicated to all of my friends from Bayside that I'm leaving, not only for the summer, but some forever! I love you guys! and I miss you already so call me! WARNING: viewer descretion is advised! lol! but yea, there is a slight romantic scene just to warn you, PLEASE R&R!)
"Ugh!" Sam exclaimed, "Do you two smell that? I warrant there's a nasty bog nearby".
"Yes, I can smell it," Frodo replied.
Erin covered her nose with her shirt and coughed, "That is totally disgusting, I think I'm gonna puke," she said.
'We're not alone," Frodo simply said.
"So, we might as well talk about something while we're walking, so......" Erin trailed off.
"I know it's not for awhile, but what should we name our baby?" Frodo asked, with a slight blush.
"It depends if it's going to be a boy or a girl," Erin replied, looking at Frodo.
"Ok, what if it's a boy?" Frodo asked.
"Then you can call it Sam!" Sam spoke up.
"OH GOOD GOD NO!" Erin screamed.
"ok, let's forget about boys," Frodo started, "How about names for girls?"
"How about Samantha?" Sam suggested.
"AHHHHHHH! SHUT UP!" Erin cried.
"Ok, Sammy is alright," Sam continued.
"La! La! LA!" Erin screamed, trying to read the only thing with her, her "Steps Through Pregnancy" book.
* * *
That night, Erin lay curled up in Frodo's arm. "Frodo," she whispered, "I can't sleep".
"Aren't you tired from all that walking?" Frodo whispered back.
"No," Erin replied, sighing.
Erin turned around to face Frodo, "Is Sam asleep?" she asked.
"Yes," Frodo said, and yawned.
Erin ran her fingers through Frodo's locks. She leaned forward and kissed him lightly. He deepened the kiss and wrapped his arms around her waist. Erin put hers around Frodo's neck. "I love you," Frodo whispered.
"I love you more," Erin teased.
They kissed again and Erin started to unbutton Frodo's shirt. (A/N ok, you might want to stop reading here for the warning thing! it's not that bad, but I gotta warn you anyways!)
They started to undress and soon, Frodo lay on top of Erin. He kissed all over her body and Erin kissed him. They stopped kissing for a moment to catch their breaths and Erin looked into Frodo's deep blue eyes, "I'm sorry about the ring thing, I know it's hard for you, maybe you should sleep now," Erin suggested, breathing loudly.
"Why would I sleep when I could be with you?" Frodo asked, nuzzling Erin's neck.
They kissed passionately. Frodo continued to kiss Erin, but Erin stopped when she heard a raspy voice, "They thieves!" it called, "They stole it from us! they stole the precciouss!"
As it approached Erin got more and more scared. When it was finally close enough, Erin opened her mouth to scream but then she remembered that it was important to keep quiet, especially at night to keep unnoticed by orcs and other evil creatures. As it got closer Erin just couldn't hold it in anymore and screamed, "HOLY F***!"
"I'm trying!" Frodo cried, "But don't wake up Sam!"
Before, Frodo didn't hear the creature, obviously over his own moans, but now he realized that Erin was screaming because of the creature, not signaling to him. Sam stirred and jumped up, immidiately fighting with the creature. Erin screamed and struggled to cover herself.
Frodo saw Sam's distress and quickly pulled on his clothes and joined Sam in wrestling with the ugly creature. Erin shivered, "I always said this looked kinda kinky in the movie, and this is just not right, but Niori always said that in Middle Earth that being gay probably didn't seem unnatural," she mumbled to herself.
"STING!! FRODO GET OUT STING!!" Erin screamed so loud that it would have woken every orc in Mordor.
Frodo struggled to reach his belt and finally got ahold of his sword. He pulled it out and held it up shakily, "Hold still! or I'll cut your throat!" he threatened.
Gollum wailed. "Do it Frodo! he interrupted us!" Erin yelled, angrily.
"What were you two doing?" Sam asked, curiously.
There was an uncomfortable silence and then Gollum spoke up, "They were playing, yess precciousss, with each other," he said, smiling.
Frodo blushed and Sam flinched, after being in the girl's world they finally caught that meaning. "That's none of your concern, stay out of it," Frodo said, holding Sting closer to Gollum's throat.
Erin was furious, "Kill that son of a-" she was cut off by Frodo.
"This is Sting, you've seen it before, haven't you?" Frodo prodded.
* * *
Finally, after a bit more struggle, Sam and Frodo managed to get a rope around Gollum's skinny neck. "Err!" Erin growled, "Frodo did you ever notice whenever we try to be a little bit romantic with each other, we're always interrupted!"
Frodo nodded. It was a bit hard to hear over Gollum's wails. "Take is off!! it burns us!" he cried.
They all stopped and watched Gollum struggle on the ground for awhile. "THIS NOISE WILL WAKE UP EVERY ORC IN MORDOR!" Sam screamed, "maybe we should just tie him to a rock".
"NO!" Gollum said, alerted, "that's for murderers!"
"You deserve it!" Sam yelled.
"Maybe he does deserve to die, but now that I see him, I do pity him," Frodo spoke.
"Don't do it Frodo! he doesn't deserve it, leave him. Sam's right, for once!" Erin cried.
"We swears we'll follow Master's orders, on the precious!" Gollum convinced.
Erin was about to say more, but she remembered if she gave away what happened in the story, (she did read the books) than it might not turn out right, it could turn out bad, it wasn't just imagination anymore, it was real. "There's no promise you can make that I can trust!" Frodo said, sternly.
"We swears! on the....on the precious!" Gollum cried, "Take it off us!"
Frodo stepped forward and kneeled down. He carefully took the rope off of the small creature and threw it aside. Gollum looked surprised. "Have you been to Mordor before?" Frodo asked, calmly.
"Yes!" Gollum revealed.
"You will lead us to the black gate," Frodo finished.
Erin hit her head with her hand and held back tears. It would be a long journey, and there was nothing she could do about it. "Follow us Hobbitses!" Gollum cried, taking off at a sprint.
"And human!" Erin called, as she started to walk as quickly as she could without collapsing.
(A/N I hope you liked this chapter! Please R&R!! The next chapter might take a little longer since school is over and I don't see Jane and Niori as much! keep reviewing and make us happy ok? TO MY FRIENDS I'M LEAVING AT BAYSIDE: YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN AND SOMEWHERE IN MY MESSED UP HEAD IS ALL THE MEMORIES OF GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER, AND BAD TIMES!BUT WE MADE IT THROUGH TOGETHER! CHEERS!)