meanwhile...back in the states 3 totally different kids (somehow became sibligs by some freak cataclysmic event) were trying to figure out where to go just to get out of the house. after trying for weeks to figure out a place to go, one day they all in unison said "japan" which meant that thats where they were going.
"you know, mom always said that we had famly here, lets see if we can find them" said jessie the middle child
"hell no, what have they ever done for us?" asked tim the youngest child and the one with the biggest hair
"listen, if you don't want me to duct tape you to the back of the car by your nose hairs, then you'll go!" said katie the oldest (if you didn't guess)
"fine go find a phone"
"ok lets see sohma, sohma, sohma , here it is "
later...
"tim be nice" said jessie
"fine, but let me do the talking"
they walked up to the house and knocked on the door and yuki answered.
"yes, can i help you?" asked yuki
"well, actually you can, is shigure sohma here?" tim asked
"yes he is, come with me." yuki led them to shigure's office. "shigure, you have some visitors."
"ok, but tell me something, is it HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS?" asked shigure while singing his highschool girl song.
"well, um, sorta."
"ok, very good, i'll be right there."
the next thing you know, shigure comes out of his office smelling like a french prostitute.
"oh, girrrrrrrrls, im he..." shigure stopped in mid-sentence when he saw tim. "uh, who are you, and why aren't you a highschool girl?"
"well i'm tim and this is jessie, and katie, your long lost cousins, well were not really long or lost but were a discrase to the entire family because our mother married an american!" said tim as shigure's face went blank whe he found out.