Red vs Blue:War is Hell

Chapter 8

"Ugh." Tucker groaned waking up. He saw that Tex and the Pelican were gone. Simmons and Church both had their robot bodies and the others were just now waking up.

"What happened?" Grif asked.

"That bitch." Church said. "She stole the Pelican and used the flash grenade to render us all unconcious."

"Even you and Simmons?" Sarge asked.

"No, it blinded us though." Simmons said. "Once were regained sight, she and the plane were gone. So we went and got our bodies."

"Fuck." Grif groaned. "Now I'll never get out of here."

"Well, what's the plan?" Sarge asked.

"Well, I suppose we could return to our bases and kill eachother some more." Tucker shrugged.

"Sounds good." Donut smiled.

"Alrighty then." Church nodded. "Everyone, back to the bases."

"Wait a minute." Sarge said. "Let us get the Warthog."

Simmons and Grif looked at eachother nervously then. Sarge led them two and Donut towards the Blue Base. Once they arrived, Sarge turned to them. "Heh heh. Something wrong, Sarge? Heh heh." Simmons asked nervously.

"Yeah, where's the Warthog?" Sarge asked then saw it flipped over next to the canyon. The four reds ran over to it and Sarge got extremely angry.

"Who did this?" Sarge asked. "It's completey destroyed." He turned to Grif and his eyes widened. Suddenly, it all came back to him. Grif. He hated Grif. Grif destroyed the Warthog. Grif had some of Simmons's body parts. Grif. Grif. "Grif!" Sarge shouted with anger.

"Yes sir?" Grif asked stepping back.

"You moron!" Sarge yelled.

"But sir, I didn't do this." Grif said.

"Actually, Grif, when Tex shot you, your body fell into the Warthog activating the controls sending it into the canyon wall." Simmons said.

"Shut up, Simmons." Grif punched Simmons in the arm.

"Grif." Sarge growled looking at the private. "Hold still." He then pulled out a rocket launcher and pointed it at Grif.

"Holy shit, where'd he get that?" Donut asked.

The three blues were back at their base. "Well, I'm glad that's over." Church said.

"Yes." Tucker nodded. "It went alot smoother than O'Malley, grannit more people got killed this time around."

"Look." Caboose pointed to Grif being chased in the distance with Sarge shooting rockets at him and Grif screaming. "That is funny."

"Yeah it is." Church nodded. All three blues began to laugh at the orange private's misery.

Tex flew the Pelican over the planet. She was currently flying over a body of water.

"Heh heh." a human with trashy clothes smiled in the cargo bay. He was ducking in front of a Warthog. "Good thing there was a stow away in this pelican. Ha ha."

Tex smiled at a small screen showing Montross in the body of a stow away in the cargo bay. "Good bye, Montross."

"And he luckily had a radio headset on during the time." Montross nodded. Suddenly, the ramp opened and Montross had to grab onto the front of the Warthog to keep from blowing out. "W-What's happening?" he asked himself. "Lucky for me those claw things are keeping the jeep attached."

Suddenly, the claws let go and the jeep slowly began sliding out and Montross was in the way. He screamed as he and the jeep fell out of the jeep and hurdled toward the ocean. Tex smiled and pressed a button on the controls as three large bombs dropped headed toward Montross and the jeep.

Both Montross and the jeep hit the water and a few moments later, Montross came back to the surface. "That wasn't so bad." he smiled but the three bombs hit him directly as a huge mushroom cloud vaporized him.

Tex smiled at the mushroom cloud in a rear view mirrior and said, "War really is hell."

The End