Bookai- well, peeps, you wanted it, so you got it! Here's some more!!!!
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More cut episodes, too freaky to show on TV
-continued from Toguro's weak point-
Toguro- AAAAA, my hand!!! Its.... It's..... BLEEDING!!!!!! *starts crying*
Hiei- That was weak, Toguro
Kurama- *shaking from nicatinne emptiness* Hey, director person, can I have a smoke??
Butterfly- *flies away unharmed*
Toguro- *starts crying loudly* AAAAAAA!!!!
Bee- *lands on flower and sits there*
Toguro- Perhaps twenty percent..... *hits bee and explodes* AAAAAAAAAA
Samuze- uh huh...... 0-0;
Bookai- Man, he's a wussy
Tokay- Tell me about it...
Director- CUT!!!! Toguro? Hey, where's Toguro?
Hiei- *looks at a pile of ash* I think he's dead
Director- Toguro can't die!! Not until Yusuke kills him!!
Yusuke- Looks like my work here is done.
Hiei- He went down with just one sting....
Kurama- Just comes to show you how much cigarettes I can't bum from him....
Director- Looks like we'll have to do more tryouts...
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The beast within
Kuwabara- Hey, did you take that medicine stuff?
Kurama- Actually I took some a few minutes ago
Yusuke- What?? You took one of my cigarettes?? How could you, Kurama!! *sniffs* they were mine.... *starts bawling like a baby*
Hiei- *stares* Yusuke, you wimp
Yusuke- You're the wimp, you nose picking fool!!
Hiei- I don't pick my nose!!
Kurama- Hiei, look down
Hiei- *looks down to find himself picking his nose* Oh....
Kurama- I rest my case
Yusuke- Goes to show you how far you'll go to find gold
Director- CUT!!!!
Tokay- You guys did a great job!! ^^
Bookai- MINE!!!
Samuze- what are you talking about?
Bookai- The soda's mine
Tokay- You took it from me, you idiot!!
Bookai- No I didn't!
Samuze- Yeah, 'cause she took it from me!!!
Samuze & Tokay- *tackle Bookai*
Kurama- Hey, that was my soda. *tackles the girls*
Tokay- AAAA, Kurama, that's not a tickle spot!!
Bookai- Someone's elbowing my butt!!
Hiei- I think I'll join 'em. *tackles the four*
Yusuke- Hey, I wanna join!! *tackles Hiei, Kurama, Tokay, Bookai, and Samuze*
Director- BREAK IT UP, YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Yusuke- NEVER!!!
Director- I really need a vacation.....
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The begining of the end
Hiei- Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Kuwabara- Actually, it's quite fun. You see, you live in this land, called la la land, and it's really pretty. And the cool thing about it, is that people know you, and you don't even have to talk to them, because they can read your mind!
Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke- *slowly take a step away from Kuawabara*
Director- CUT!!!!!!!!!
Bookai- you know, Kuwabaka's telling the truth, la la land is a really nice place
Samuze- Yeah, 'cause you visit there often
Tokay- No duh!!
Director- please Kuwabaka- I mean, Kuwabara, read your stupid lines!!! Now, action!
Hiei- Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Kuwabara- Fun?
Hiei- *starts picking nose*
Kurama- *slaps hand over face*
Director- CUT!!!!!!! Let's try this again! ACTION!!!
Hiei- Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Kuwabara- I'm gonna pound your head in, you midget!!
Director- *slaps hand over face* Good, Kuwabara, but that wasn't the right line
Kuwabara- Oh really? I'm taking my break now
Director- No, you can't!
Kurama- I think I'll join him
Hiei- Yeah, me too
Director- Places, everyone! We don't have much time!!! Action!!!
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A cut Karasu and Toguro scene
Karasu- Toguro, Toguro, wherefore art thou, Toguro?
Toguro- Oh, Karasu, it is the east, and the sun.....
Director- Wrong lines!! That was Shakespear, not Yu Yu Hakusho!
Toguro- Shakespear's good too
Director- But it's not Yu Yu Hakusho material!!
Toguro- Fine, but your love scene sucks
Director- Action!
Karasu- You know, Yusuke may be a hard person to beat
Toguro- I don't care, Karasu, because as long as you're there, I'll win!
Karasu- Oh Toguro, I love you!
Toguro- I love you too, Karasu!! *kisses Karasu*
Director- *stares blankely* What was that?!
Karasu- You like it? We made it up ourselves! *blushes*
Director- NO!!!I hated it!! Karasu and Toguro are not gay!!
Tokay- They aren't?
Bookai- But I thought...
Samuze- Hey, director person, Toguro and Karasu are gay!! Duh, everyone knows that, right?
Everyone- Yeah!! *start auplauding*
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Bookai- well, that's all I could think of for now, just give me until Monday to get something newer and funnier!!!! Thank you all for being so kind!!!
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More cut episodes, too freaky to show on TV
-continued from Toguro's weak point-
Toguro- AAAAA, my hand!!! Its.... It's..... BLEEDING!!!!!! *starts crying*
Hiei- That was weak, Toguro
Kurama- *shaking from nicatinne emptiness* Hey, director person, can I have a smoke??
Butterfly- *flies away unharmed*
Toguro- *starts crying loudly* AAAAAAA!!!!
Bee- *lands on flower and sits there*
Toguro- Perhaps twenty percent..... *hits bee and explodes* AAAAAAAAAA
Samuze- uh huh...... 0-0;
Bookai- Man, he's a wussy
Tokay- Tell me about it...
Director- CUT!!!! Toguro? Hey, where's Toguro?
Hiei- *looks at a pile of ash* I think he's dead
Director- Toguro can't die!! Not until Yusuke kills him!!
Yusuke- Looks like my work here is done.
Hiei- He went down with just one sting....
Kurama- Just comes to show you how much cigarettes I can't bum from him....
Director- Looks like we'll have to do more tryouts...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The beast within
Kuwabara- Hey, did you take that medicine stuff?
Kurama- Actually I took some a few minutes ago
Yusuke- What?? You took one of my cigarettes?? How could you, Kurama!! *sniffs* they were mine.... *starts bawling like a baby*
Hiei- *stares* Yusuke, you wimp
Yusuke- You're the wimp, you nose picking fool!!
Hiei- I don't pick my nose!!
Kurama- Hiei, look down
Hiei- *looks down to find himself picking his nose* Oh....
Kurama- I rest my case
Yusuke- Goes to show you how far you'll go to find gold
Director- CUT!!!!
Tokay- You guys did a great job!! ^^
Bookai- MINE!!!
Samuze- what are you talking about?
Bookai- The soda's mine
Tokay- You took it from me, you idiot!!
Bookai- No I didn't!
Samuze- Yeah, 'cause she took it from me!!!
Samuze & Tokay- *tackle Bookai*
Kurama- Hey, that was my soda. *tackles the girls*
Tokay- AAAA, Kurama, that's not a tickle spot!!
Bookai- Someone's elbowing my butt!!
Hiei- I think I'll join 'em. *tackles the four*
Yusuke- Hey, I wanna join!! *tackles Hiei, Kurama, Tokay, Bookai, and Samuze*
Director- BREAK IT UP, YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Yusuke- NEVER!!!
Director- I really need a vacation.....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The begining of the end
Hiei- Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Kuwabara- Actually, it's quite fun. You see, you live in this land, called la la land, and it's really pretty. And the cool thing about it, is that people know you, and you don't even have to talk to them, because they can read your mind!
Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke- *slowly take a step away from Kuawabara*
Director- CUT!!!!!!!!!
Bookai- you know, Kuwabaka's telling the truth, la la land is a really nice place
Samuze- Yeah, 'cause you visit there often
Tokay- No duh!!
Director- please Kuwabaka- I mean, Kuwabara, read your stupid lines!!! Now, action!
Hiei- Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Kuwabara- Fun?
Hiei- *starts picking nose*
Kurama- *slaps hand over face*
Director- CUT!!!!!!! Let's try this again! ACTION!!!
Hiei- Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Kuwabara- I'm gonna pound your head in, you midget!!
Director- *slaps hand over face* Good, Kuwabara, but that wasn't the right line
Kuwabara- Oh really? I'm taking my break now
Director- No, you can't!
Kurama- I think I'll join him
Hiei- Yeah, me too
Director- Places, everyone! We don't have much time!!! Action!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A cut Karasu and Toguro scene
Karasu- Toguro, Toguro, wherefore art thou, Toguro?
Toguro- Oh, Karasu, it is the east, and the sun.....
Director- Wrong lines!! That was Shakespear, not Yu Yu Hakusho!
Toguro- Shakespear's good too
Director- But it's not Yu Yu Hakusho material!!
Toguro- Fine, but your love scene sucks
Director- Action!
Karasu- You know, Yusuke may be a hard person to beat
Toguro- I don't care, Karasu, because as long as you're there, I'll win!
Karasu- Oh Toguro, I love you!
Toguro- I love you too, Karasu!! *kisses Karasu*
Director- *stares blankely* What was that?!
Karasu- You like it? We made it up ourselves! *blushes*
Director- NO!!!I hated it!! Karasu and Toguro are not gay!!
Tokay- They aren't?
Bookai- But I thought...
Samuze- Hey, director person, Toguro and Karasu are gay!! Duh, everyone knows that, right?
Everyone- Yeah!! *start auplauding*
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Bookai- well, that's all I could think of for now, just give me until Monday to get something newer and funnier!!!! Thank you all for being so kind!!!