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you've all been waiting for
Genbu, The Stone Beast
Kurama- ROSE WHIP!!! *remember, this is the first time Kurama brings out the rose whip*
Koenma- *from office, watches Kurama surrounded by pedals* So beautiful... *drools*
Ogre- uh, sir?
Koenma- *jumps on screen and starts licking it*
Director- Not again! CUT!!!
Kurama- Was he drooling over me again?!
Karasu- Who could resist? *steps closer*
Kurama- *chucks a beer can at his head* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Yusuke- *opens the door to Genbu's lair* Ladies first.
Hiei- Go right in, Kurama!! *grins*
Kurama- Hey! Why does everyone make fun of my girlish looks?!
Yusuke- 'Cause you look like a girl! *laughs*
Kurama- Am I a pretty girl? *flutters eye lashes*
Yusuke- *sweat drop* Yeah, you're a pretty girl. *everyone stares at him*
Director- cut....
Kurama- I'm a pretty girl!! *dances*
Director- cut....
Hiei- Not that pretty
Director- Cut....
Kurama- You're no prize yourself!
Director- Cut
Hiei- Shut up, woman!
Kurama- *gasps* Don't call me that! *gasps again* All this yelling is giving me wrinkles!! *runs* I need a smoke!!
Director- CUT!
Yusuke- *mutters* All that smoking is giving him wrinkles...
Hiei- *nods* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *Kurama slices Genbu to pieces and grabs the red rock thing. Genbu puts himself together the wrong way*
Yusuke- Hey, where's the head?
*everyone notices Genbu's headless body*
Yusuke- Isn't his head supposed to be where his... er.... Yeah is? Then we all laugh.
*they all look around*
Hiei- Ah-hah *points at Kuwabara*
*Kuwabara is holding Genbu's head*
Kuwabara- So, do you wanna go to the movies sometime?
Hiei- *twitch, twitch* Kuwabara and Genbu?
Genbu- I'd love to go with you, my love! *flutters eyes*
Kurama- *uses rose whip to crush Genbu's head* I win! Victory is mine!
Kuwabara- I could've won if you would have let me finish seducing him.
Yusuke- Kuwabara, you couldn't seduce your pet cat.
Kuwabara- Yes I can!
Director- CUT!
~*~*~*~*~*~* (During their ten minute break) Kurama- I'm gonna try to stop smoking *puts nicotine patches all over body*
Kuwabara- Does anyone want cookies?
Hiei- I want chocolate chip!!
Keiko- I don't know.... Is that good for my diet?
Kuwabara- Of course!
Keiko- Then I'll have some!
Kuwabara- What about you, Yusuke?
Yusuke- AAAAA!! WHERE'S ALL THE COOKIES?!
Hiei- *singing* Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Kurama- Toguro stole the cookies from the cookie jar
Toguro- Who me?
All- Yes you
Toguro- Couldn't be
All- Then who?
Yusuke- Hiei stole the cookies from the cookie jar! *continues the song*
Genkai- *sweat drop* *stuffs cookies into mouth* Dim wits... *all look at Genkai* Keiko- Genkai stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Genkai- *sighs, stuffs another cookie into mouth* Who me?
All- Yes you
Genkai- Couldn't be! *eats another cookie*
All- Then who? ~*~*~*~*~*~ Hope you like, it's not very long but chalk full of junk! Well, yeah.....
Genbu, The Stone Beast
Kurama- ROSE WHIP!!! *remember, this is the first time Kurama brings out the rose whip*
Koenma- *from office, watches Kurama surrounded by pedals* So beautiful... *drools*
Ogre- uh, sir?
Koenma- *jumps on screen and starts licking it*
Director- Not again! CUT!!!
Kurama- Was he drooling over me again?!
Karasu- Who could resist? *steps closer*
Kurama- *chucks a beer can at his head* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Yusuke- *opens the door to Genbu's lair* Ladies first.
Hiei- Go right in, Kurama!! *grins*
Kurama- Hey! Why does everyone make fun of my girlish looks?!
Yusuke- 'Cause you look like a girl! *laughs*
Kurama- Am I a pretty girl? *flutters eye lashes*
Yusuke- *sweat drop* Yeah, you're a pretty girl. *everyone stares at him*
Director- cut....
Kurama- I'm a pretty girl!! *dances*
Director- cut....
Hiei- Not that pretty
Director- Cut....
Kurama- You're no prize yourself!
Director- Cut
Hiei- Shut up, woman!
Kurama- *gasps* Don't call me that! *gasps again* All this yelling is giving me wrinkles!! *runs* I need a smoke!!
Director- CUT!
Yusuke- *mutters* All that smoking is giving him wrinkles...
Hiei- *nods* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *Kurama slices Genbu to pieces and grabs the red rock thing. Genbu puts himself together the wrong way*
Yusuke- Hey, where's the head?
*everyone notices Genbu's headless body*
Yusuke- Isn't his head supposed to be where his... er.... Yeah is? Then we all laugh.
*they all look around*
Hiei- Ah-hah *points at Kuwabara*
*Kuwabara is holding Genbu's head*
Kuwabara- So, do you wanna go to the movies sometime?
Hiei- *twitch, twitch* Kuwabara and Genbu?
Genbu- I'd love to go with you, my love! *flutters eyes*
Kurama- *uses rose whip to crush Genbu's head* I win! Victory is mine!
Kuwabara- I could've won if you would have let me finish seducing him.
Yusuke- Kuwabara, you couldn't seduce your pet cat.
Kuwabara- Yes I can!
Director- CUT!
~*~*~*~*~*~* (During their ten minute break) Kurama- I'm gonna try to stop smoking *puts nicotine patches all over body*
Kuwabara- Does anyone want cookies?
Hiei- I want chocolate chip!!
Keiko- I don't know.... Is that good for my diet?
Kuwabara- Of course!
Keiko- Then I'll have some!
Kuwabara- What about you, Yusuke?
Yusuke- AAAAA!! WHERE'S ALL THE COOKIES?!
Hiei- *singing* Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Kurama- Toguro stole the cookies from the cookie jar
Toguro- Who me?
All- Yes you
Toguro- Couldn't be
All- Then who?
Yusuke- Hiei stole the cookies from the cookie jar! *continues the song*
Genkai- *sweat drop* *stuffs cookies into mouth* Dim wits... *all look at Genkai* Keiko- Genkai stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Genkai- *sighs, stuffs another cookie into mouth* Who me?
All- Yes you
Genkai- Couldn't be! *eats another cookie*
All- Then who? ~*~*~*~*~*~ Hope you like, it's not very long but chalk full of junk! Well, yeah.....