Bookai- I know I haven't written in a LONG time, so sorry, my loving viewers... eheh... Let's just say I've been pretty busy, but now I've got some new ideas, and I hope you'll love it! Please review!
Disclaimer- Once again, peoples, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, but I'll have to raise a lot of money and buy it from Yoshihiro Togashi, and then I'll make a Yu Yu Two, but until then, This is my disclaimer.
Jin, The Wind Master ('scuze for the dialog, but I left the script in my car and I'm too lazy to go get it)
(after the huge explosion caused by Yusuke shooting the spirit gun point blank into Jin's tornado)
Hiei- He's a shinobi, and he's more experienced. You can't just pull a trick like that and expect him to be stupid and not protect himself. You have to think of a better way to win.
Yusuke- Hey, c'mon, it's Yusuke here. I don't have a clue!
Hiei- Heh, well, even a fool can admit a certain truth to that. So go ahead and be as reckless as you want. If you die, I'll be taking your computer.
Yusuke- Wait, what?
Stupid "nurse" lady with the dumb vines as clothes- Oh, c'mon, Hiei, even if you do manage to get through my forcefield, I'm taking his computer, so hands off!
Yusuke- NO ONE'S TAKING MY COMPUTER!
Hiei- damn...
Jin- Yeah,Urameshi,thatcomputerbelongstome,I'mtheonewhogaveittoyouinthefirstplace,soifanyonegetsit,it'llbeme!
Yusuke- Can somebody please translate for me?
Director- CUT!
Kurama- Damn you, Yusuke! If you keep messing up like this, I'll neer be able to go to the store and get my smokes!
Yusuke- It was Hiei who messed up! He threw in that stupid computer line!
Kurama- I'm not gonna be mad at Hiei, Yusuke, you know how I feel about him!
Kuwabara- No WAY! Kurama likes Hiei!
Yusuke- No, stupid! Kurama uses Hiei for money for cigarettes!
Hiei- What...? sniffle
Kurama- YUSUKE!
Yusuke- oops... sorry
Director- CUT, DAMN YOU!
Hiei- BODY SLAM OF THE MORTAL FLAME! ( -- random)
The Dark Tournament Begins(on the boat) --DELETED SCENE--
Hiei- standing on railing (for some odd reason)
Kurama- not smoking, leaning on the rail next to Hiei
Hiei- Go away, Kurama.
Kurama- I'd rather not
Hiei- Hn.
Kurama- Do you realize how easily I could throw you over the side of this boat?
Hiei- Try me.
Kurama- Fine. grabs onto Hiei's legs to push him over
Hiei- jumps and kicks Kurama over the edge
Kurama- falls into the water AAAA!
Hiei- Told ya, you smart ass!
Yusuke- Oh, no! Kurama! dives into the water
Kuwabara- looks over the edge Do you think they know there are sharks down there?
Hiei- How 'bout you go save them pushes Kuwabara over the edge heh heh...
(Behind the scenes)
Yusuke- finds the spirit looking glass (you know, that thing that can see through stuff) I wonder if this really works... looks into it, at Kurama WOAH, Kurama!
Kurama- What, Yusuke? he's smoking again
Yusuke- Nothing... nothing at all... sweatdrop looks elsewhere into the glass thing
Hiei- walks by Yusuke
Yusuke- AAAA! falls over
Hiei- What?
Yusuke- Geez, Hiei... that cloak sure hides a lot... and I mean... a LOT
Hiei- What! glares
Yusuke- Uh... nothing...
Hiei- walks away whatever...
Bookai- Okay, that's it, I guess. I promise I'll get back to writing as soon as I can! But just to hold you over for a while, I'll put a mental picture in your head. Hiei streaking, yes streaking, butt naked. But it doesn't matter because he can run so fast you wouldn't be able to tell if he was naked or wearing tan pants. Review please! Peace!