Thanks for reviewing everyone. I know I promised a longer chapter but I lied…the next one though will be long. And if it is not….my lightning strike..looks up at sky my brother.
Dib quickly ran toward Zim's house to see what was going on, when he got there he saw Gir munching on a piece of pizza. A huge mob of people around Dib yelled or screamed or stood in awe as they saw Gir busily eating away.
"What so cool about that! You guys are idiots! It's the alien's house! ALIEN!" yelled Dib.
"Now listen here little boy." said Greg the FBI guy. "We are not idiots. We are AMERICAN IDIOTS!"
Dib slapped himself. "Check the house! That dog isn't even a normal dog!"
"You're right. This is not a normal dog. It's a super pizza eating dog! We must show it to the all mighty god of pizza, otherwise known as Bloaty!" yelled Greg as he picked up Gir and took him into the FBI truck.
"WAHOO! CAR RIDE!" yelled Gir as Greg stuffed him in a sack.
The whole mob of people went after the truck leaving Dib alone except for the pizza delivery guy, he was still there.
"MOMMY!" yelled the guy.
"I made brownies!" yelled Robomom holding a toilet.
"Just like old times!" yelled the guy putting his face into the toilet.
Greg took Gir to a strange mysterious place full of Pizza, TV, and couches. The walls were even made of pepperoni and in the middle of it all, a huge pig sitting on a huge throne.
"Oh mighty hog holder of cheesy goodness and poisoned pepperoni, we have brought you a gift!"
said Greg holding up Gir. Bloaty grabbed Gir and put him in his lap.
"Hee hee hee. You smell like dookie." said Gir giggling.
"TELL ME FOOLISH MORTAL. WHY DO YOU LOVE PIZZA?" asked Bloaty.
"Um…I like cheese!"
Bloaty gasped. "This is the chosen one! Long have I waited for the little green dog who talks of cheese and ham."
"But he didn't say anything about-" started Greg.
"Be quiet! Now bow down to your new pizza god…Um what's your name?"
"ME….don't remember…wait it's coming…wait….it coming…"
3 hours later:
It don't Gir. Wait, Gir! Me am Gir!"
"ZZZ…Oh what? Finally. Now let the world be known that the slow witted insane Gir shall rule over Pizza!"
"How do you know my name!" yelled Gir hiding behind a pillow. Bloaty smacked himself.
"Now before you get on my last nerve and force me to break your little green head open, you will be sworn in as the new pizza god!"
"WAHHO! What that mean?" said Gir.
"You rule over pizza."
"OOOOYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYAYY!"
I know I'm getting kinda lazy but that's because I have to work on other stuff. For now live with this .I'll try to write more but I'm having writer's block. Wait! It's gone! My writer's block is gone. WAH AHA HA HAA! ME GOT BRILLIANT IDEA! NOW BEFORE I GO COMPLETELY NUTS … REVIEW!