Thanks for the reviews everyone! Anyway I think that everyone is thinking that I am thinking that you are thinking about what is happening to Zim during all this time…so this is a whole chapter on Zim! Warning: this was written after eating candy about -um- how much is a whole bag?

"Finally I get a little alone time (looks at readers)….is that a camera? You dare to spy on Zim! Your future ruler, Zim?" yells Zim (duh) as he blasted the camera with a laser. Luckily the author had a backup camera that Zim didn't know about. After about an hour of flying Zim finally saw his destination a green planet called Snacknowia, a planet well know for….its snacks. Now isn't that interesting?

Zim found the perfect place to land between two Vort ships. "Ok now to land!" yelled Zim as he pushed a red button in the cockpit, the landing gear didn't go down. "Hey….what gives!" Yelled Zim as he started jamming the button in. "Wait is the landing gear the red button or was it the Green button? Oh no. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!" yelled Zim as he flew up into the air. "SO it was the Green button, the red one was eject….I Mean OH MY GREAT TALLEST! I'm GOING TO DIE!" SPLAT! Zim had crashed in the middle of a weird desert with a huge factory in front.

The factory looked important. It was well guarded with aliens with giant blue horns coming out of their heads which were bigger than their little body. Their skin was a dark brown and despite their huge horns they were only a bit taller than Zim. Two of these soldiers came up to Zim who was eating alien dirt!

"Halt! You may not enter." said one of them.

"MUH HUM MUH!" mumbled Zim whose face was still in the dirt.

'Our names huh?"

"NUH UH." said Zim lifting his face off. "I don't need names of those soon to be conquered by an Irken invader."

"Our names huh? Well my name is Toidi!" said the shorter one of them who was the size of Zim.

"And my name is…Smean- Smeamn- Ssmean- Oh whatever, call me Steve."

"And I'm going to find my snacks that me deserve!" said Zim walking forward, but he was again stopped by Toidi and Steve.

"I said Halt, Going To Snacks That Me Deserve, if that is your real name." said Steve.

"I don't believe him either, Steve. Let's use the Truththingymagiger!" yelled Toidi.

"Oh,Oh. I've always wanted to use It." said Steve as he took out a strange purple box. "This will make you tell the truth. Now…who are you?"

"I'M AN AMERICAN IDIOT!" yelled Zim. The two guards looked at each other.

"Ok let's try a different question, Why are you here?"

"I'm going to the CANDY SHOP.I'M GOING TO LICK THE LOLLIPOP."

"Um…Are you feeling all right?"

"I'm NOT OKAY.I'm NOT OKAYYYY!" yelled Zim.

"What's wrong with him?"

"It's not him that's the problem. You've got the truththingymagiger on sing lyrics of earth songs." said Toidi grabbing the TTM (short for truththingymagiger). "Let's see…okay now it's set on truth. Now who are you really?"

"I'm an alien." said Zim.

"Okay, what kind of alien?"

"A cute alien."

"What species?

"The cute species."

3 hours later….

"Let's try this again…. What alien species are you?"

"The sweet, adorable, and ruler of the human kind."

"AHHAH! I CAN'T TAKE IT! IT'S BEEN 3 HOURS! 3 HOURS! WHY DON'T YOU TELL US YOUR NAME!"

"Oh, my name. You didn't ask me about my name." The two alien looked at each other and slapped each other.

"Okay.What is your name?"

"My name is ZIM! Ruler of all humans, destroyer of worlds, conqueror of the doomed, winner of the wars-"

3 more hours later…

"That's why I shall rule the world and why I'm the best soldier ever, and why little babies smell like dookie." said Zim.

"Amazing…." said Toidi.

"Can Zim go wreak havoc and collect snacks now?"

"Snacks? This planet has no snacks." said Steve half dead, half zombified out of boredom and frustration.

"EH?" said Zim.

'This is Snackdeathia . We don't have snacks…..or fun…." said Toidi.

"OR BRAINS….delicious BRAINS….." said Steve.

"No snacks?"

'Nope…in fact if you even mention snacks on this planet…you get beat up…" said Toidi.

"and drained of your sweet organs especially your BRAIN…." said Steve.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!BUT ZIM LIKE HIS SUPERIOR ORGANS! " yelled Zim running toward his ship.

"And kids remember…always have your daily supply of BRWAINS!" said Steve looking at the readers.

See, I promised longer chapters and I gave them to you. Maybe I should eat candy more often. If you spell Toidi backwards you spell a word and if you spell Steve backwards, you get something that makes no sense what so ever. Thank you all for reviews! Now I will update way sooner is you review. Until then Link out!