Sorry it took so long to update….I had writers block and by writers block I mean I just got lazy. Oh whatever…Half of you will probably skip this and just read the actual story. So I'll shut up. THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!

"What? Are we on? Wait no! I still need my- Um… Welcome to channel 333 news. Where we are half the evil but all the -what the heck does this say? Who writes this stuff!" said the TV news anchor person for channel 333 who is about to do a report that is showing all across the entire Ball of Dirt Filth (Earth) to announce the new Pizza god. Someone behind the background came up and whispered something into the anchorman's ear. "FINE! I don't care if I'm fired! You can't do any WORSE!" The same person comes up again and whispers something else which makes the news person thing that announces stuff shudder in fear. "Ok- Now here's Colette Imreallylazy with the full story."

At the scene:

"Thanks Anchorperson. I'm here with Gir, the new pizza god." said a tall blond reporter standing in front of a large crowd gathered around Gir. The Blond reporter, Colette, pushes people to get through and near the end she pushes a person down a cliff that appeared out of nowhere leading to a bottomless pit. "Now Gir how do you feel about being the pizza god?"

"Um…." said Gir as he shrugged his shoulders.

"WONDERFUL! Now what new Pizza are you coming up with?"

"One with pizza, glue, and waffles! WAFFLES I LIKE TO MAKE!" yelled Gir standing on his head.

"Uh-huh. Now what will this Pizza taste like?"

"Purple!" Yelled Gir dancing.

Far far away Dib is in his house watching this ordeal with Professor Membrane and Gaz.

"I can't believe it! People are nearly worshipping that little robot!" yelled Dib. "I mean- How can't the see that he isn't a dog? Huh-Gaz? Huh! I mean what kind of Dogs are green? Huh!"

"What? Oh I stopped listening as soon as your mouth opened." said Gaz playing her GameSlave 2.

"You should listen to your sister, Jim."

"Dib." said Dib.

"Of course, that's why you're my smart child!" said Membrane.

"Whatever. I know this has to be one of Zim's evil plans to destroy all Mankind. WAH HA HA! Wait did I just laugh evilly? And why am I talking to myself? Oh well, now to stop Gir from being even more powerful before something evil happens!" said Dib as he ran outside.

Membrane then picked up his cell phone and dialed 555-Crazy. "Yeah it's me again Frank. My son seems to be talking INSANE! Could you stuff him in a sack till he's LESS INSANE! Ok, thanks, Frank" said Membrane hanging up.

"Now where would a pizza loving robot be?" said Dib stopping after hours of running. "Where could it be? SOMEONE GIVE ME A SIGN!" Right on cue a giant computer which had fallen off a speeding Car crushed Dib. "Ow. Hey! A computer! I could use this to find out where that horribly disguised robot is! Thank you anonymous person whom which I don't know that dropped this Computer which will help me stop mankind from being destroyed! Man, that was a mouthful. Am I talking to myself again? Man I do that a lot. Like right now."

Dib researched and found out that Gir was currently at Bloaty Pizza Hog in a meeting with President Man.

Bloaty's Pizza Hog:

"There it is, Bloaty's. I have to show the world that Gir isn't what everyone thinks he is!" said Dib talking to himself in front of Bloaty's. Since President Man was inside, the whole place was guarded and no one except those who had invitations could enter until Gir and President Man's meeting was over. Dib was determined to get inside and wasn't going to be intimidated by a few guards. He walked straight toward the front door when a giant man with humongous club stopped him.

"Halt! No one may enter until the meeting is over!" said the man with the giant club.

"But I need to go in! The president, no the WORLD might be in danger!" yelled Dib.

"HA! Don't make me cry out in hysterical laughter."

"BUT- It's true! Gir is - OW!" Dib cried in pain as the guy hit him with the club.

"You must call him PIZZA LORD GIR!"

"Sure, whatever. Can I go in?"

"Sorry, NO!"

"OW! Why did you do that for?"

"For you being an idiot!"

"I'm so close. I can't quit now. HEY LOOK OVER THERE, A UFO!" Yelled Dib pointing to the sky.

"Nice try. I'm not falling for that."

"You're right, it's just a cloud."

"A CLOUD? WHERE!" While the guard was distracted, Dib ran inside as fast as he could.

"Yes, I made-oof! Ow. What did I hit?" Dib looked up and saw an extremely tall guy with a little evil grin on his face.

"Hello. I'm Johnny and who might you be?"

"D-Dib."

"Hi Dib. Now for running into me this is what I'm going to do to you." Dib's eyes grew wide as he listened.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! cough cough AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled Dib running outside trying to get away from Johnny.

A few minutes after Dib got over the fact that now he has a homicidal maniac after him:

"AHHHHHHH!"

Oops. Guess he's still not over it. Wait. Now he is:

"Okay. I'm okay. Now I need another plan to get in. One that does not involve meeting with that Johnny guy again. Now let's see. That's it! I will- figure something out! Now I need to think even though it hurts me to do so. I GOT IT! The sewer!"

Dib crawled into the sewer gate heading toward Bloaty's. The smell inside almost made him faint but he crept along. Then after what seemed like forever he crashed into a giant door. The door that led directly into Bloaty's bathroom. Unfortunately, there seemed to be a giant lock to keep people from coming in.

"Damn. Ok how about I try 3, 15, and 24? Nope. Damn." said Dib trying to crack the combination.

"Try 7, 21, and 23."

"Hey, it worked. Thanks-" Dib stopped as he looked back to see who gave him the combination.

"Hello again, Dib. You didn't let me finish last time."

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH! JOHNNY!" shouted Dib.

"Aaaaaahhhh, Johnny? I like the sound of that. Now time to finish this, Dib."

"Hey look over there, something a homicidal maniac might like!"

"Huh?"

Dib once again ran screaming at the top of his lungs.

"You're not going to escape from me again, DIB!" yelled Johnny chasing after Dib.

Dib jumped out the sewers and started running toward Bloaty's. It was about the only place to run to. Johnny wasn't too far behind Dib though. The same guard that stopped Dib again stood in his way.

"Halt!"

"SORRY I CAN'T! SOME WACKY PERSON IS CHASING ME! " yelled Dib running into the restaurant.

"Did you just call me wacky? You are going to pay!" yelled Johnny pushing down the guard and following Dib into the restaurant.

Dib looked around quickly and spotted Gir and President Man. He ran franticly toward them, pushing down tables and not caring who he ran into. Johnny wasn't far behind and this time he had a scythe.

"So um… Gir. What are your pastimes?" asked President Man.

"Well. I likey to- Hey! It's Big-head boy! Hi big head boy!" yelled Gir spotting Dib.

"President Man! Gir isn't what you think he is! He's really- AAAAAHHHHH!" yelled Dib as he dodged the scythe.

"That boy dares scream at me? President Man? Someone stop him!"

"Hey, Big head boy! Are you hungry? Really hungry?" asked Gir as he stuffed a pizza down Dib's throat.

"No, Gir!I-I'm Choking!"

"Yeah, stop. I want to destroy him." said Johnny.

"EVERYONE STOP!" yelled President Man. Everyone froze. Johnny was about to hit Dib with the scythe, Gir was in the middle of dancing the chicken dance, and Dib was covered in pizza and sweat. " "Okay. Now the Pizza Lord Gir has saved me from being shouted at! He doesn't deserve to be the Pizza Lord!"

"YES!" yelled Dib.

"Therefore, he shall now be the Vice President Man!"

"NO!" yelled Dib.

"And as for this fellow." said President Man looking at Johnny. "For trying to destroy the person who yelled at me he is now the person in charge of all the stuff that goes boom! "

"NO!" yelled Dib.

"HA! You're going to pay Dib. Next time you wake up, you will be swimming with the fishes."

"But I'm already awake."

"Well- You know what I mean."

"Oh. How can this get any worse?" said Dib.

"As for the kid who shouted at me… throw him in jail!" Immediately the guard came and dragged Dib out.

"I had to open my mouth."

Now that school's out I can probably update way sooner. And again, sorry for the wait, I'll try not to be as lazy. Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!