I'm sorry if certain people act a little strange. I'm warning you right now. Certain people will act strange. And I'm sorry for the weird beginning to this chapter.

Dib looked toward the mysterious voice and saw Minimoose. Dib stood there puzzled then Minimoose vanished in a puff of smoke revealing a man with glasses and red hair and a black trench coat.

"Hello. I know that you won't go to jail."

"I won't go to jail?" Dib asked the mysterious man.

"Nope. You'll be executed!" said the man. Dib fainted with the sound of the word executed.

"Hey, Dib. Wake up." said the man.

"What? How do you my name?" asked Dib.

"I know everybody's name. I know that the green puppy is actually a robot in disguise."

"How do you know that!" asked a shocked Dib.

"I am your creator."

"God?"

"No! I'm Jhonen, you idiot!"

"Oh…" said Dib. "I don't get it."

"I created you." said Jhonen.

"So you're my Dad?" asked Dib. Jhonen slapped Dib.

"No! Listen!" yelled Jhonen.

"If you're my creator what is my last name?" asked Dib.

"I think it's Membrane."

"No it's not." said Dib.

"Then what is it?"

"I …don't know."

"Bravo. I found a kid who doesn't know his last name. Lucky me."

"I have one question. Why did you come out of a moose?"

"It was a disguise."

"Oh. Why a moose?"

"Man, you are even more insane in person."

"NO I'm not! Well-maybe."

"Have you been in a nut house?" asked Jhonen.

"Yes, I have. Everything was so nice and white and peaceful. And everyday for lunch they would serve us old moldy cheese. "

"Ok…. I think-" started Jhonen but he got interrupted by Dib.

"It was perfect. Then one day it happened. We were on a field trip to the Grand Canyon. Billie, the kid with the hideous rash, had eaten my cheese! MY CHEESE! Sure he was in a wheelchair, sure he had a rash, but that is no excuse for stealing my cheese! So I pushed him off the cliff! He went down screaming and I never saw him again. Then I got kicked out of the happy white place."

(Silence. Awkward silence)

"Hi! WANT SOME BACON!" yelled Gir coming up with a mouth full of bacon grease.

"You are insane." said Jhonen pointing at Dib. "Never, ever. Never ever ever never never ever never tell your story of the nut house again. For everyone's sake."

"Hi want some bacon?" asked Gir again this time waving a bacon piece in front of Jhonen's head.

"Why? Did my story scare you?" asked Dib.

"No. It just gave me the urge to cut someone's head off."

"BACON!" yelled Gir throwing the bacon at Dib's already greasy head.

"Gir! Stop I'm allergic!" yelled Dib as he screamed in pain. Jhonen pulled out a popcorn bag and started to enjoy the show.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Dib running around with Gir chasing after him throwing more bacon.

"BACON, BACON, BACON!" yelled Gir.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! GIR no more! No more! Look over there, bacon tacos!" yelled Dib. Gir quickly ran toward the "bacon tacos".

"ME can't find them! BACON!" yelled Gir.

"They're just invisible!" yelled Dib trying to scrub off the bacon grease. As he scrubbed the horribly potent smell of the grease off. He noticed a red mark on his right cheek. It quickly grew into….a pimple!

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Dib into the sky.

"Whoa. That's one huge pimple." said Jhonen Vasquez. The pimple started to grow quickly. Pretty soon it was the size of Dib's head.

"Wait. Maybe I can hypnotize Jhonen and Gir like Zim did to everyone at school. Heh-heh." said Dib facing Jhonen. "Look into my blemish!" yelled Dib. Jhonen smiled, pulled out a needle and popped Dib's enormous pimple causing him to roll around the floor in pain.

"Come on, you really think that would have worked against me?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Dib rolling around.

"You have screaming problems, don't you?" asked Jhonen Vasquez. "What the heck are you trying to do in a bacon factory, anyways?"

"AHH! What are you doing in a bacon factory?"

"At the moment, torturing you."

"Well, I'm trying to save the world!"

"That's nice."

"Zim is trying to rule the world by sending his pet to do his evil bidding. BIDDING! And I-" while Dib is talking endlessly Gir and Jhonen are playing poker.

"-Blah Blah blah. That kid sure loves talking." said Jhonen Vasquez.

"Yup." said Gir eating the 'invisible' bacon tacos.

"Hey, are you even listening to me!" yelled Dib.

"Zzz…what?" said Gir.

"What? Sorry I was busy counting my hair." said Jhonen.

"Come on! LISTEN!"

"What?" asked Jhonen. Dib frowned.

"That's it. I guess I'm going to have to force you to listen!" said Dib pulling handcuff out of his pocket and locking himself to Jhonen.

"Where did you get the handcuffs?" asked Jhonen.

"I was in jail. They give these out free."

"Oh."

"Now. I'll release you if as soon as you listen to all I have to say." said Dib. He soon explained everything.

"Okay. So you are trying to prove that Gir is a robot whose master is trying to take over the world?" Dib nodded. "Ok. Now can you release me?"

"Of course." said Dib looking for the key with his free hand. After several minutes of searching, Dib looks at Jhonen and smiles. "Oops. I think I lost the key."

"That's not all you're going to lose if you don't find it quick!" Dib looked around the factory, so did Jhonen. Then they found Gir. They found Gir swallowing they key.

"Tastes purplelious!" yelled Gir.

"NO! I'M STUCK STAPPED TO A MANIAC WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF THE NUT HOUSE!" yelled Jhonen into the sky.

Poor Jhonen. I don't know how Jhonen Vasquez, the greatest person ever to live, acts so don't flame me just on how he acts. The next chapter should be up in a few days so it's not a long wait. Thank you anyone who has read this story!